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Zohran Pig-Walks Donald In The Oval Office

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Dear Humans,

Thy faithful God was in the Oval Office today. I was reporting on the scene of the Mamdani / Trump meetup.

I tried as hard as possible to get my ‘Bubba’ question answered.

Overall, ‘twas a very strange event. Donald was so tame, it was like Zohran was taking his pet pig out for a walk through Central Park.

Love,

God

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