Dear Humans,
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Lo, today we didst throw an emergency show because the Supreme Court struck down Trump’s tariffs.
SMITE!
Today we covered:
Reports that Trump found out at a governors’ breakfast and immediately started raging and swearing about “these effing courts,” because nothing says leadership like ruining brunch
The latest polls from Harry Enten
Kevin Hassett getting caught confidently wrong on camera right before the ruling dropped, which warmed our divine heart
Fox News having to explain the ruling in real time
President Epstein crashes out for an hour and looks totally miserable while God and Jesus mock him
“I’m very good at reading language”
The running question nobody answered: “When will you give us our money back, ahole?”
Happy Friday, humans! Enjoy this emergency reaction episode of the God Show.
Love,
God
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