Dear Humans,
HARK! God brings tidings of great joy!
Last night, during the Winter Olympics Opening Ceremonies in Italy, JD and Usha Vance got booed to hell and gone.
When their pictures showed on the Jumbotron, the entire crowd started booing. The announcers had no choice but to comment on it.
1. BOO!!! BOO!!!
“Those are a lot of boos for him.”
Louder! BOO THIS MAN everywhere he goes for the rest of his life.
2. Random Stuff
And now for something completely different. Greg Bovino got thrown out of a bar in Las Vegas. Given his diminutive stature, God imagines he got thrown a long ways.
And in other breaking news, racist fascist pedophiles really hate Obama.
“I ask you to judge me by the enemies I have made.” - FDR
Sheryl Crow called for President Epstein to be impeached. Bless her for using her platform to speak out like this!
3. Weekly Roundup
It’s been another truly exhausting week in fascism.
Things are bad. None of this is ok.
Donald wants us all to “move on” from the Epstein files, the most infamous unsolved mystery conspiracy in the history of mankind. No one is moving on.
Between the morning letters and daily hours-long breaking news (and karaoke) livestreams, Jesus and I have been working overtime to smite these evil fuckers.
What can God say? I can’t help but feel a little bit responsible, ya know?
In case you missed any of our divine coverage this week, here are some of the highlights:
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Now go forth, spread the memes, and remember: laughter is holy, but fixing the system is divine.
Love,
God













The really pathetic part is how NBC/Peacock cut the background noise on the replay and cut away so no one watching replay heard the boos or that commentator's statement. Big Brother anyone?
Amen and Just Dancing never says thank you! Keep the protest real and truth flowing as we navigate this hell on earth!