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klotzilla's avatar

Keggy Kegbreath wants the armed forces to grow moobs, like the corpulent ICE thugs.

Robot Bender's avatar

He wants to induct the Gravy Seals!

Richard's avatar

Drunken Pete is three sheets to the wind!

Kay-El's avatar

I thought Kegsbreath didn’t want women in the military? 🤔

Denise Palesch's avatar

Not women. Just their body parts.

Tim's avatar

Kegsy is obviously an asshole...er...I mean an ass-man, don't ya think?

Denise Palesch's avatar

Interesting question? Sounds like a bit of Seinfeld dialogue.

History will be debating that for the next millennium, I have no doubt. Slick is just that important. Do you think any of them there Trumpers know the difference between “famous” and being “infamous”?

Tim's avatar

I'm sure to them any PR is good PR.

Denise Palesch's avatar

So I’ve been told in politics elsewhere.

Sally Joy Rubin's avatar

God, Here’s the thing, God. You’re actually renewing my faith in…well…God! So, deep gratitude to you and your son for this podcast/substack/youtube channel. My morning and whenever you post laugh. More spit-takes than a high school food fight.

I LOVE LOVE LOVE when you post from the hot tub, especially when you’re commenting on the White House clown car. The popcorn…such a nice touch.

The fire in your eyeballs!!! Just thinking about it…makes my life worth living.

We gather around the kitchen table and read or listen to your videos. Just pure delight!!!

And your son, Jesus, what a sweet guy. He hasn’t been stuck in the cross lately. Did you get negative feedback about that? Honestly, that visual (for me) nailed it. (Sorry, Jesus…No pun intended.)

Keep up the great work, guys. You are spreading love, light, and laughter. And there is no greater gift to man- and womankind than that!

Love from Oakland, California…

Sally

HI2thDoc's avatar

The strutting Secretary of Death

With the flammable ethanol breath

His boozy affliction

Made him quote Pulp Fiction

Nice job, fake Xtian Hegseth

Robot Bender's avatar

I'm surprised he hasn't gone up like Michael Jackson's hair. (If you don't get it, Google it.)

Nancy's avatar

That fiery near-doom was from alcohol? :-/

Christine Chapman's avatar

Good Blessed Morn!

Tis a day of delight and sunlight...

thank You for the Smites!!! tis truly a joy to behold!

going to ask a favor...a dear member of our Prayers Group is in need of blessings for her and her surgeons and her friends (just in case). Bestow upon us the True Meaning of a Blessing for the Good.

BTW: You have outdone Yerself with this morning's sunrise; while only 33, tis a pleasant walk with the doggies.

Denise Palesch's avatar

Never heard that Fox lunatic’s prayer in 8 years of Catholic grammar school—or since, if truth be told…until I read the undistinguished drunk’s words here.

He’s going to hell! 🔥 🔥 🔥

Frederica Huxley's avatar

Yes, he yet again made a right boob of himself.

Glennz2013's avatar

Holymotherofgod! This is the shite running or is it more accurate to say ruining our country.

TMZ at the Pentagon! What the hell?

Of course, they seem to be asking the more difficult questions.

LBrielmaier's avatar

It does happen.

Trump Administration to Revive Axed 988 Line for LGBTQ+ Youth in Crisis

— An act of Congress forced the administration to reverse course

DL Jr's avatar

Enjoy the weekend lord. It’s getting hot outside but not nearly as hot as the HELL trump, his fam and his enablers like little Lindsey G are going to bake in for eternity!

Sally Joy Rubin's avatar

PS: Love Jesus’ tie-dyed T-shirt!!! He could use some love beads. Remember those?

JP Connolly's avatar

Laughter is so essential to daily life, and you got me laughing god, yes indeed. Love the videos--and all of it. Thanks to you!

Denise Gallo's avatar

Could you talk to someone about putting a lock on the ‘liquor cabinet’ the alcohol vapor they exude can be harmful to those around them.

Dina Kennedy's avatar

Oh I sure do hope you'll be doing some posts here the way you used to before you got all video focused. That's what I loved, and why I subscribed. Please add me to the "not into videos' (I'm a reader not a watcher) list of folks. Fingers crossed...

God's avatar
Apr 25Edited

but but but! i put out a morning letter every day this week! I’m sad you didn’t see them. 😔 🤷‍♂️

Dina Kennedy's avatar

Oh I read those and was happy to see them! Yep. But they want me to go to the videos. Not my jam, God, please forgive me!

God's avatar

No, those are the evening posts. I’m referring to the morning letters, such as this one from yesterday:

https://www.thegodshow.com/p/thou-shalt-fire-eric-trump-into-the

Dina Kennedy's avatar

Oh!! I didn't realize they were different posts! Thank you!! Big smile here, grateful. Thanks God, you rock.

Meg McDonald's avatar

Hey God, thank you for working and laughing so hard for us. This is just for your audience info: I much prefer reading to watching videos. So please keep dropping written bits when you can, too.

God's avatar

Thanks, I’ve posted non-video articles every morning this week. I hope you are checking your inbox and notifications and seeing those too.

Maria 🇮🇪's avatar

God I’ve received like2emails from Ye-in all this time,😩. Love reading your letters from God,watching the clips, and The God Show is obviously outta this world. Keep the laughter coming. Love Ye and Jesus. 💚

Sally Joy Rubin's avatar

PPS: God…check out Dean Blundell’s substack this morning about Laura Loomer losing her defamation lawsuit against Bill Maher.

You and Jesus will go to town over this one!