Drunken Moron Prays “God Continue To Breast Our Warriors”

Apr 25, 2026

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Lo, drunken moron Pete Kegsbreth got trolled with questions from TMZ in the Pentagon press room…and moments later delivered one of the most unholy prayers ever recorded:

“God continue to …

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