Thank you, God. I wish I could laugh. I never thought I would be someone who checked the news each day praying for a new obit. Stay safe and please don't stop being God.
Thank you, God, for all you do! God is truly great. The hilarious “Schadenfruede” guy who makes appearances throughout the year in your newsletter always makes my day. We survived this bullshit year together, and we should celebrate that. We live to fight in the New Year!
Yours have been some fabulous columns, podcasts and karaoke sing-alongs, keeping us motivated and focused, while keeping our morale from burning to cinders in Hell’s fire.
What a fine marathon it was!
To be in such a community with You and so many of the heavenly angels was divine!
Once more, We ARE the Champions to have made it to New Year’s Eve 2025.
But…
We tired. We’re tattered, battered and ready for a really big afternoon nap.
In spite of everything, we’re still here—and in such growing force—to tell the tales and take the names.
Grateful I stumbled upon You, sweet Jesus and all Your other creatures.
We have managed so far.
We’ll manage again in 2026.
We’ll slog on.
With Your help and our own angelic efforts, we’ll even thrive.
We will keep piling on successes, and we’ll never get tired of winning until the orange devil and his evil forces are CRUSHED!
Know this, fellow citizens of Heaven and Earth:
One day Trump will be gone. Gone. Done, dead and gone. A greasy smear on the pages of history.
At this point, if for no other reason ever, I would stay alive to see him dead.
2025 has been a pretty good year for me, and I hope for 2026 to be even better, coupled with me doing even more to fight against King Pedo. Where would be the best place to throw my money, other than you?
"When it comes to controlling human beings there is no better instrument than lies. Because, you see, humans live by beliefs. And beliefs can be manipulated. The power to manipulate beliefs is the only thing that counts
... Who knows what use they’ll make of you? Maybe you’ll help them to persuade people to buy things they don’t need, or hate things they know nothing about, or hold beliefs that make them easy to handle, or doubt the truths that might save them."
Michael Ende, The Neverending Story
Thank you God (& Jesus) for building this community & hilariously holding this regime's feet to the fire. Hoping for some heavenly intervention in 2026; smite where possible...
Thank you God. You may never know how much your wit, humor and definite snark carried so many throughout this 2025 dumpster fire of batshit crazy of futsnuck brought us out of the sorrow pit to bring us to laughter and resolve. Will say have hummed and sang “Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life” more often than any other year since it came out in 1979. Ah yes those years of being in my 20’s a carefree time that life is sometimes viewed with rose colored glasses and life is much more of a longer journey.
So God - Thank you, will say still looking for a particular obit that will bring about a louder golf clap.. 🎵🎶
Thanks for all your writing. Thank you for compiling this selection, I had read most of them already, but just a review of the headlines warmed my heart.
May endless blessings be heaped upon your head in 2026. You keep us all sane. Amen.
When you compile a year's worth (and I know that's not everything) you can't help but see this guy is f***ing crazy. Yeah, as if there was any doubt.
Thank you, God. I wish I could laugh. I never thought I would be someone who checked the news each day praying for a new obit. Stay safe and please don't stop being God.
Thank you, God, for all you do! God is truly great. The hilarious “Schadenfruede” guy who makes appearances throughout the year in your newsletter always makes my day. We survived this bullshit year together, and we should celebrate that. We live to fight in the New Year!
I believe the GIF is of Tom Baker playing the Fourth Doctor in Doctor Who? The Schadenfreude guy, I mean.
He makes me laugh every time 😂
Dear @God,
Thank YOU and JESUS for helping us stay reasonably sane amid the ridiculously stupid.
Please come back!!
We MISS YOU!!
Love,
me
Thank you for this “greatest hits” summary of the failure of the orange 🍊 shitstain to stop us. We will win in ‘26. Go Lord.
Trump is sinking like Artax...except nobody is crying over him.
What a year!
What a year, God!
Yours have been some fabulous columns, podcasts and karaoke sing-alongs, keeping us motivated and focused, while keeping our morale from burning to cinders in Hell’s fire.
What a fine marathon it was!
To be in such a community with You and so many of the heavenly angels was divine!
Once more, We ARE the Champions to have made it to New Year’s Eve 2025.
But…
We tired. We’re tattered, battered and ready for a really big afternoon nap.
In spite of everything, we’re still here—and in such growing force—to tell the tales and take the names.
Grateful I stumbled upon You, sweet Jesus and all Your other creatures.
We have managed so far.
We’ll manage again in 2026.
We’ll slog on.
With Your help and our own angelic efforts, we’ll even thrive.
We will keep piling on successes, and we’ll never get tired of winning until the orange devil and his evil forces are CRUSHED!
Know this, fellow citizens of Heaven and Earth:
One day Trump will be gone. Gone. Done, dead and gone. A greasy smear on the pages of history.
At this point, if for no other reason ever, I would stay alive to see him dead.
Happy New Year, God! Thank you for making 2025 a bit more bearable.
No wonder it feels like it's been 100 years since January 20, 2025!!!!
Thanks Big G, JC, and the Angels for keeping it real and bearable.
Best wishes to everyone for a healthy, happy 2026!
Yeah, it's been a rough century this year.
Thank you for making my days so much brighter. I have hope.
Time to clean house in 2026! 🧙🏼♀️ 🪄
2025 has been a pretty good year for me, and I hope for 2026 to be even better, coupled with me doing even more to fight against King Pedo. Where would be the best place to throw my money, other than you?
"When it comes to controlling human beings there is no better instrument than lies. Because, you see, humans live by beliefs. And beliefs can be manipulated. The power to manipulate beliefs is the only thing that counts
... Who knows what use they’ll make of you? Maybe you’ll help them to persuade people to buy things they don’t need, or hate things they know nothing about, or hold beliefs that make them easy to handle, or doubt the truths that might save them."
Michael Ende, The Neverending Story
Thank you God (& Jesus) for building this community & hilariously holding this regime's feet to the fire. Hoping for some heavenly intervention in 2026; smite where possible...
Thank you God. You may never know how much your wit, humor and definite snark carried so many throughout this 2025 dumpster fire of batshit crazy of futsnuck brought us out of the sorrow pit to bring us to laughter and resolve. Will say have hummed and sang “Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life” more often than any other year since it came out in 1979. Ah yes those years of being in my 20’s a carefree time that life is sometimes viewed with rose colored glasses and life is much more of a longer journey.
So God - Thank you, will say still looking for a particular obit that will bring about a louder golf clap.. 🎵🎶
https://youtu.be/X_-q9xeOgG4
If everything goes well, when all this is over with and behind us, someone will be able to look at us and remark, “Oh, you lucky bastard!”
Thanks for all your writing. Thank you for compiling this selection, I had read most of them already, but just a review of the headlines warmed my heart.