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Gibby75's avatar

@god can you make a clip of Mike Johnson saying this on a never ending loop “I run the protection program. I’ll take care of you OK?”

Richard's avatar

Amen! All of them need to have their lips superglued shut because they do not know how to: STFU!

Iain's avatar

Going to need a lot more glue!

JP Connolly's avatar

Now I learned something about morticians and more uses of superglue than I ever dreamed of (no, I have actually never had a superglue dream) God the Educator! Thank you, and amen of course.

Anne Fletcher-Jones's avatar

I’ve always been totally against the practices of the funeral industry. Embalming is, in my mind, barbaric and it should be forbidden. I didn’t know about supergluing the lips of dead people—that is appalling! As is “open casket viewing”. They are even (to my absolute horror) doing this stuff in the U.K. where I now live. No one in my family has opted for such barbarity, and I won’t permit it to be done to me.

Sorry for the rant!

Gunnar Jensen's avatar

[Great movie about morticians ... "Bernie" (true story - movie with Jack Black, Shirley McClaine.)]

Lexie Norway's avatar

Absolutely a whole lot of them that need to shut the fuck up and to straight to Jail. Hallelujah!!!! It will happen God. Cause we gotta have faith, faith, faith🎵 Good glorious morning by the way. Happy Sunday. Sun is shining and it's 70 degrees. Off to enjoy the day. Thank you for your letter.

Karla's avatar

Dear God, I’m sure I have listened to your newsletter at least once in the past.

HOWEVER—

Maybe, just maybe I haven’t.

Why am I considering this, “out loud”, in my letter to you, god?

Because,

Hearing an automated voice tell me very important things, and THEN, hearing your “voice”, I mean the auto-generated, AI, voice asking me for a donation and the reasons for said donation — well, the irony, then became the ecstasy and I was filled with such indescribable joy.

I’m not sure if it should be described as irony, but, whatever it is, it made me mentally laugh out loud. Yes, I said “mentally laugh out loud” because I have seldom laughed out loud when using the “LOL” eeemoji. Well, “LOL” isn’t an emoji is it? What is it? I can’t remember what all those comment shortcuts are called. In fact, where is there a list of all the online language shortcuts? Is there? If not, why isn’t it taught in school, because it’s a very important tool in the world today.

Where was I and why was I commenting?

I don’t remember.

Take care.

Love,

A confused person born in the ‘50’s who refuses to use the nickname “boomer” because the “Xers” and Millennials have some mistaken ideas about who we are. They seem to be throwing us back into our parent’s generation. What is their nickname? I can’t remember and, anyway, I absolutely do, really, really hate it when people think they know me because of the year of my birth. I hate preconceived notions about people. I try not to lump my children’s generation into one group because each person is unique. Each of my children is unique and so different from each other.

Anyway……

Keep up the good god work. You’re still the best. We need you.

Michele Dukinfield's avatar

Even though it’s certainly il vecchio pazzo, all of them so richly deserve it.

Kathryn Berry Poulin's avatar

Oh my god please use your power of omnipotence to smite these f*ckers in such a way that they all get the message (stfu & start eating healthy to save your heart from bursting) as serious health warnings so that T goes out to golf and you can wield your lightening bolts as you will.

Maria 🇮🇪's avatar

Haha! Brilliant letter today God! Afuckinmen

Gibby75's avatar

Let’s let them get an early start

SheWhoShallRemainNameless's avatar

You forgot Jesse Waters! I want to superglue his lips together while he’s still alive!

God's avatar

There are so many I forgot.

Burning river Brigade's avatar

We did NO JESSE WE DON'T BOMB THE UN at a Fox Takedown event in Cleveland last September when he made that stupid comment.

SheWhoShallRemainNameless's avatar

Megyn Kelly too! That witch especially deserves the superglue after what she said Thursday about immigrants. 🤬

Rose Best's avatar

🤣🤣👍

Laura Martin's avatar

That’s the @Burning River Brigade ❤️❤️❤️❤️

Patricia Hale MD, PhD's avatar

Wow!!!!! Where is this? Is it just AI? Still nicely done!

Laura Martin's avatar

Not AI. It is hand strung letters from the @Burning River Brigade

Burning river Brigade's avatar

It’s not AI - that’s our favorite bridge to protest on. We’re the Burning River Brigade!

https://linktr.ee/BurningRiverBrigade

God's avatar

Bless you! ❤️

Ellen's avatar

There are so many choices of who it could be I don’t know where to start!