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Elizabeth Behnke's avatar

It sounds trite and old fashioned, and perhaps it is on back order, but can you get him world peace?!?!!

Janice Laz- Romo's avatar

Get Jesus a house and and a green card so he can continue to work and live comfortably in the US

Ranger Adams's avatar

Dear God, I have a Christmas request. Please don't bother to send the three ghosts of Christmas, past, present and future to either DonOLD Trump or Musky MuskRAT! With old Scrooge, he had at one time been a good young man of ethics and kindness. Neither DonOLD Trump nor Musky MuskRAT have EVER done anything in their whole GREEDY lives for anyone other than themselves. Please get on with their smiting, let them take their ponderous heavy chains and both spend their future Christmases in Hell where they earned an eternity of emptiness.

Michelle DeAnne's avatar

... with no audience of any kind! That would really make donOld and Melon suffer.

Barbara Nannery-Warmka's avatar

Give him peace on earth and good will to all people ❤️🧑🏻‍🎄❤️🎅🏻❤️🎄❤️

Deborah solleveld's avatar

So glad you survived the purple Tesla! Jesus can probably use new sandals, he has been very busy this year

Jill L Dolan's avatar

Your presence is the best present. ;)

Praise God (you) for the gift of your podcast. It really has been a blessing this year.

linda murrell's avatar

Good message. We could all go up in flames tomorrow. Or just die peacefully. Telling our

loved ones how we feel and how much we feel is a timely message. We'd miss you if you left us, God.

Julia Fogg's avatar

World peace, starting in Ukraine and Gaza. Then, Elon Musk’s head on a platter.

Joni's avatar

Enough of heads on platters…the world is weary of it. Just the peace on earth…all the earth. Let us all begin to understand first world privilege and “problems” and truly understand justice, equality and love of all our neighbors.

alice jena's avatar

How about peace for the democracy of Israel? The Palestinian Hamas want to destroy Israel. And perhaps Jesus would like to receive a lovely Torah as that is where he gained his knowledge

Susan Fanning's avatar

I know this sounds selfish, but could you send me someone to spend Christmas with? I'm always alone then, and I am dreading another holiday by myself. Must be liberal. I know nothing will happen, but I wanted to ask.

I think Jesus needs a new surfboard and some Hawaiian shirts.

Barbara Olsen's avatar

Don't get him a cross, you know what happened the last time...

Maybe a skin care kit or some beard oil would be nice 🙂

Niquie Hutchison's avatar

A sympathy card. Suggest He have Jimmy Buffet, Jimi Hendrix and Jerry Garcia play him some tunes...and for Heaven's sake, find Janice!

Susan Fanning's avatar

Could we add John Lennon, Michael Jackson, Prince, Tina Turner, George Harrison, Sinead O'Connor, and Olivia Newton-John?

Niquie Hutchison's avatar

Why Susan, what fab additions! Especially Tina. No soulful person can resist her "Proud Mary." Criminey!

If I weren't a raving heterosexual, I'd have lusted after her. But wait...can we say stuff like that here? I think maybe it's okay. I mean, God did gift us with these wonderful artists. I say it's fine! I would just like God to hand his Son a Fender Stratocaster and tell Him to let it rip!

Niquie Hutchison's avatar

Awe, thanks, God! Every time I grab my bodhrán and play along with Flogging Molly's "Rebels of the Sacred Heart", I think of You.

Let's add Warren Zevon and his "Werewolves of London". Warren was a genius and that song is a masterpiece.

And to all my Mexican compatriots, I gave you this...and it ain't your abuelita's Malagueña Salarosa! It's Chingon! Show the MAGAts what heart and soul means...turn up the volume and dance. Sing along if you know the words.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YFAi7wMVN94

¡Viva Chingon y Feliz Navidad!

William Weaver's avatar

Merry Xmas God and Jesus!

Jed V's avatar

A visit from your old friend Santa. Please!!

Christie sebo's avatar

As Jesus seems to love traveling, Jesus needs a travel kit including sunblock, extra sandals travel sized toiletries and an emergency rain poncho.

Caroline's avatar

I ordered an "adoptable" stuffed Highland cow for my future daughter-in-law. She went crazy when she and my daughter went to Scotland! They're pretty freaking cute.