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Letters from God

Letters From God

What Should I Get Jesus For Christmas??

HELP!

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God
Dec 22, 2024
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Dear Humans,

HOLY SHIT! I just realized that Christmas is in TWO days and I have to get Jesus presents for his birthday AND Christmas!!!

Yeah, I’m screwed.

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