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Jo Burns's avatar

Of course he took the football and left. He takes every award or trophy away from the teams. An award ceremony and he brags on himself. Time for smite!

JudiLI's avatar

Did he say were doing really well in Iraq?? Hit the buzzer! Wrong country!

Lauran McDaib's avatar

Listen here God! You may be omnipotent and strangely universal but I've got something to say to you... I'm the same age as tRump and have trouble sitting and standing up many times a day (let alone praying to Jesus, Shiva, Mohammed, Moses or any of the other dieties). You may think that's humorous, but wait until you're our age. The good part of this story is that I'm not the Prezdent of the USA or any other county and think it's pretty cool to sit back and meditate and only get up to pee 6 times a day...Hope you don't send me to hell, hades, the underworld, or the outer unknown universe or anything for saying this. I have kids and grandkids. I need to help with their lives in this incarnation. Hopefully you remain true to spirit and just keep saying djtRump is a total Dickhead and needs to be removed from office ASAP! PS:I'm a follower of your new youtube channel and think it's great!

RiverCrimea's avatar

The point was not that he had trouble sitting. The point was that he had trouble sitting right after saying he was in perfect health.

I detected no offence directed toward people like you or my 81yo mother.

Lauran McDaib's avatar

HaHa! Everyone knows djt is not even on a level keel anymore, let alone perfect health. He can't even walk, talk or sit down right. I'm not one to be critical of others physical and mental problems, since I also share them at my age. All I gotta says is that it's time to get djtRump, the Orange Shittgibbon out of the Whitehouse ASAP! Enuf said...

Linda Unger's avatar

You're also not bragging to anyone who has to listen to you that you're the healthiest person on the planet, unlike the Fanta Menace. I'm 67 and have severe arthritis in my spine but I'm not spouting off constantly about what stellar health I'm in when anyone with two eyes and a working brain can see I have difficulties.

Lauran McDaib's avatar

I can relate to you Linda. It's best that we can recognize and respond to physical/medical, emotional and spiritual parts of our being. I'm not bragging or arguing, but tRump is almost gone from this earthly existence near as i see...I believe the Universal One will decide the time.

Bronwyn Halls's avatar

Yeah, 73 and right with you. We all reach a best-before date for eyesight, hearing, mobility, whatever. Difference is that most of us recognise, even embrace, our lack of total excellence in many areas. (Me, for instance — can't exceed 5'0" unless I stand on a box.)

The Rump fantasises himself to be absolutely perfect, and treats everyone less than "perfect" in any way as a "loser".

I wonder if he's ever going to transition to a suspensor suit like that worn by the Harkonnen creature in "Dune", but he'd only do so if it were crafted in white ceramic with enormous six-pack and pectorals, totally encrusted in gold filigree wombellows.

Leu2500's avatar

he may have worn that suit Thurs. He was so stiff, I suspected a back & leg braces.

Lauran McDaib's avatar

Great observation! tRump only pictures himself as an armored suit that preserves him as a savior and protector of those he percieves to be below him. That would be at least 100% of the earth. djtRump is way beyond insane. He is what is known as a predator with a tansactional predisposition. I'm not a psyschologist but do have a degrees in economics and can pretty safely say that he's a predator. And from an economics perspective is destroying the worlds economy. His actions starting the Iran war are fictional and pretty much unbelievable by anyone who seriously follows world news. He was led from the nose by Neenyahoo into believing Iran was going to attack and attempt to assasinate him. Give me a phukn break. Iran knows that djtRUm can destroy himself without their even lifting a finger!!!

Wayne's avatar

What I'll never understand about that stupid desk is why it's so low! He's at groin height to everyone around him - what does he do, give [REDACTED] to everyone around once the cameras are off?

He isn't even a caricature of a president - a caricature would be funny. He's just sad and ridiculous.

Leu2500's avatar

passive aggressive aides.

Bronwyn Halls's avatar

He's very impressed with his own height. Low tables (and short people) make him look taller and more magnificent. Apparently.

Wayne's avatar

A tall person standing next to a short person? Yes, that works. But the low table? Makes him look like a child who got bad grades in school and got in trouble, which is exactly what he is.

Don't get me started on the badly-tailored suits!

Scott Bernstein's avatar

It's so incredibly depressing knowing that filthy, sub-human fuck is still alive..........

Bronwyn Halls's avatar

Typical verbal ouanque these days. Nothing but "I me me I, me me MINE! Me I me me MEEEEE!"

Am intrigued by the number of non-white-skinned service men at the front of the stand behind him. One supposes they'll be front line when boots hit the ground as well.

Richard's avatar

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂! Did the 🍊🤡💩serve shitty McDonalds burgers to the Navy football team! It’s time for the 25th amendment!

LoieJ's avatar

Like others have posted: we don't need to make fun of anybody for physical infirmity, because we all have something or will get something. But I have no problem snickering or gagging at DT for his lying and bragging. But the good thing about the lies is that we always know the opposite is true.

Christy Jobe Carter's avatar

He probably had a load in his diaper and didn't want it to explode

Nancy Goody's avatar

Thank you for my daily dose of humor. But unfortunately, we’re stuck with this bastard.

Bronwyn Halls's avatar

Not for long. Every day I imagine seeing the frothing news reports … and witchlike try to invoke an infarct.

Dave Cassenti's avatar

Did he say Iraq instead of Iran? He’s living in the wrong decade!

Stan hasegawa's avatar

I’m sorry I came in late. What happened to Jesus? I like his vulnerability next to God’s omnipotence.

Mark Carpenter's avatar

Dear God:

It’s spring. Can’t you conjure up an upper-end EF-5 tornado, like the ones in Jarrell or Bridge Creek or El Reno, and send it to some place where Trump is stealing somebody’s award?

Mama Bear's avatar

I don’t like this , I LOVE LOVE LOVE watching Diaper Donny act like an a** with God’s superior narration! Chef’s kiss💋

Leu2500's avatar

you know what that's a sign of? Someone whose lower body is too weak to get down & up from the toilet without some sort of assistance - high toilet, arms or a walker in front of you. You need to keep those muscles strong (by doing squats) so you can remain independent. of course, since he's been wearing a diaper for decades, guess that's less important.

bet he has one of those lift chairs in the residence.

& golfers: I'm pretty sure that makes it hard to golf. can anyone confirm?