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Scott Bernstein's avatar

Imagine the global euphoria when this sub-human pile of diseased-ridden shit dies...........

Christine Chapman's avatar

Wishing the fatal demise of an unrepentant "subhuman pile of disease ridden shit" is futile. At least if a lesson is the expected outcome. Revenge is really beneath us, though delish to imagineπŸ˜‚πŸ˜

Having the downfall and demise of an empire built on every negative aspect of business dealings, including tying up the court system with unnecessary and adolescent minutia, to unfold in front of open, unblinking eyes and expert hearing. Beset with a stroke leaving the body immovable from the neck down, in particular, the inability to speak.

Just imagine.πŸ˜πŸ˜‡

Scott Bernstein's avatar

I'm sticking with dead. πŸ˜‰

Nancy's avatar

OH no. Ohhhh, noooooooo; I vote with Christine on that one. There are worse fates than death, and for THAT one, well, not being able to move his body = no great loss for him, but not being able to SPEAK?! Ooh! Satan ain't got nothin' on that kind of torture (sorry, Hellboy's daddy; there are times you can't compete)! X-D

And besides, wishing actual death on an actual shitty -- er, /sitting/ president (or vice-president; you'd think F-elon Muskrat would've gotten in trouble for his cute li'l "why hasn't Kamala been shot at yet" quips) isn't protected by the First Amendment. :-/

But we can wish all sorts of other fates... ;->

(And here, Scott; I've always liked the irony here... https://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/beegees/istartedajoke.html)

Susan Snyder's avatar

I think I’d like a combination of both:

Part 1: a stroke that leaves him unable to speak or move at all, but with functional hearing & vision. However, he will ONLY be able to hear or see with the aid of circa-1970s, trump-ego-destroying, external hearing aids and really thick glasses.

Melania will, of course, leave him immediately, so he will need a nurse. I suggest a female Russian nurse who looks just like Putin. And since one person can’t work 24 hours a day, I suggest the rest of the day be shared by nurses who look like AOC, Elizabeth Warren and Bernie Sanders.

Part 2: Naturally he’ll be unable to continue as President anymore. He won’t be able to tweet, text, etc. He won’t be able to make speeches. He’ll be unable to sign his name in big black marker. He won’t be able to eat or control his bowels. But he WILL be able to earn money: he’ll perfect as YouTube fodder! Every makeup-free struggle, every hilarious fail, every bitter tear, every diaper change, will be aired on a pay-for-view-only basis. The millions raised will go to the DNC, ActBlue and MoveOn.

Then he’ll die.

And they all lived happily ever after.

The end.

C K Smith's avatar

I am voting for dead, too, maybe with a stake through his heart just to be on the safe side.

Scott Bernstein's avatar

Heart????? Good one........πŸ€ͺ

Nancy's avatar

Well, for dealing with vampires, another alternative is decapitation and filling the mouth with holy wafers, or vice versa...but better make those cheeseburger-flavored, to be on the safe side ("These are actually mini-sliders, sir. You could down 100 of them and still lose weight."). ;-)

Lady Tavestock's avatar

I'd settle for Bell's Palsy.

Scott Bernstein's avatar

Interesting, but still sticking with dead.......

Nancy's avatar

Which one to get stricken by it, or is there more than one type of Bell's Palsy? :-/

Whatever that poor disabled reporter had that Trump made fun of, /that/ would be proper karma... ;)

Ah! Arthrogryposis. Nasty condition, looks painful, and of course that orange stain would claim that he "didn't know what the reporter looked like" after he got a lot of flak for it (the two had met before, had done several interviews, and were on a FIRST-NAME BASIS).

Imagine! Himself not being able to work the buttons on his cell phone to Tweet constantly... ;-)

Wookiee Monster's avatar

I meant sub-human pile of diseased-ridden shit, Krasnov or Muskrat?

Nancy's avatar

Aw, we have to choose? :-/

Both! :D

Western's avatar

Please smite Russ Vought, Dear God. He is the dead eyed, soulless Satan worshipping freak who penned Project 2025. Trump takes orders from him.

Jan Frederick's avatar

From the abyss he came and to the abyss he shall return. (But not soon enough!)

Lisa Nystrom's avatar

You mean Russell β€œRevenge of the Nerds” Vought?

Beth Cruz's avatar

A lightening bolt might be effective…

Carmen Denise Upton King, M.S.'s avatar

A cyclone is also surgical and random. Whoops, did I just decimate that? Oh, my bad.~ Cyclone πŸŒ€ πŸŒ€ πŸŒ€ πŸŒ€ πŸŒ€

Nancy's avatar

"Lightning"; "lightening" means "to make whiter," and I doubt that's possible in this case. X-P

Anne's avatar

There is someone even more dead-eyed and that is Nosferatu McGoebbels, aka Steven Miller.

HI2thDoc's avatar

What the fuck did he think was gonna happen? After intentionally abandoning, punishing, trolling, and bullying every other free and formerly friendly nation, while simultaneously sucking up to Putin, Xi, Kim, Orban, and every other dictatorial shitbag? Is he that clueless? Apparently so. He is just so much a fucking idiot, it just stuns.

Laura Lesson's avatar

Bless you, God. Normal people around the world are opposing the Donold and it’s beautiful sight. He’s destroying everything good here- health, education, women and immigrant populations. he’s an evil piece of pure crap.

Wendy Burton's avatar

That’s right, as I have been saying, we are a peaceful, sovereign country, but do not piss us off. I can’t believe the stress relief today. We are done with Trump! The idiots who voted him in can have him, and good riddance. πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦

Doreen Dalesandro's avatar

I feel absolutely no sympathy for those fucking idiots who voted for agent orange, they deserve what they get. Unfortunately, that means that over half of us have to suffer for their stupidity🀨

Nancy's avatar

Feh, apparently only like 29% of eligible voters went for the Mango Mussolini, while like 28% or so voted for Harris, meaning approx. 43% of eligible voters either sat on their hands or "voted" for a third party. THOSE are the ones we should be shaking out of their complacency. >:-(

So, yeah, 71% is indeed over half; my bad. You're right, Doreen! :-/

Christine Chapman's avatar

My Beloved!!!

Must be the Season of Renewal! Your Strength is Truly Powerful!

Bring on the SMITES!!!!!!!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜‡πŸ˜Ž

Glenn Reynolds's avatar

Trump is big on revenge. He can’t attack or boycott β€œthe economy” as that amorphous beast of β€œthe economy” takes revenge on him for his serial stupidity and economic ignorance. What he will do when the bad economic data comes out is attack the data providers. Say it is bad data. That was in Project 2025. Roll up and purge the census data providers like the BLS etc. (that all reports to Lutnick) under Commerce Dept. That would be full-on unbridled Goebbels if he did that. β€œcontrol the information.” But reality will still win.

Carmen Honacker's avatar

In case you didn't know, the EU is now a country! This is an important one to know and apparently something only the bestest and most edomocated people, like Trump, would know.

Also, what the hell is he talking about in regards to "best friend they've ever had?" I keep forgetting that we are dealing with a narcissistic imbecile, with a vocabulary of a 7 year old.

Please go smite the Muppets who are still supporting and cheering for him!

Doreen Dalesandro's avatar

I noticed that apparently 26 of the EU member states must have seceded from the unionπŸ˜‚

Carmen Honacker's avatar

πŸ€” so which country is he talking about? Definitely not Denmark 🀣

Nancy's avatar

The U.K.! :D

(Psst: don't tell him the U.K. "seceded" from the E.U. awhile back... X-P)

Carmen Honacker's avatar

The UK is also the only country that learned from their right wing driven Brexit disaster. They voted all of the right wingers out of parliament, haha. And, they not only stand by the EU, they were the first, I believe to give the Ukraine a massive amount of money after Vance's disaster appearance at the security summit.

Jan Frederick's avatar

The picture of Xcrement is great! Love that receding hairline. There is an article in The Atlantic about Mexico's position in this trade war. It basically says that Mexico may be taking the path of least resistance, but the outcome from that tactic is not known yet. It sounded like they think Mexico is playing a cat and mouse game with Chump. It also said that Mexico's "president" is really closer to being a dictator, herself, and is leading the country in that direction.

Thank you, God! Amen! Awomen! Ramen!

Nancy's avatar

Even if she is (which I doubt), it wouldn't be the first time. X-/

And at least she's not doing it the same way Trumpty-Dumpty is.

Gina's avatar

I am going to participate in the Hands Off! protest on April 05, here in Chicago. I am taking suggestions for what I should write on my sign/poster board.

Doreen Dalesandro's avatar

My suggestion is to keep it short: a picture of the ketamine klansman giving the Nazi salute with the saying Deport. One of my favorites: So many wrongs, too little cardboard.

Nancy's avatar

Yeah! I was planning on buying yet another 18"x12" flag (already bought and got Canada, Mexico, and Ukraine [already had Wales and the U.S., so relax ;-D]), for Greenland, but saw other Yard Signs for sale saying things like, "I stand with Canada, Gaza, [Denmark flag written on it:] Greenland, Mexico, Panama, Ukraine" and realized before too long, we're gonna start running out of cloth to hold all the flags on it... X-P

And my yard or car or balcony railing's gonna start looking like the front of the U.N. building. ;-)

Karyn Milos's avatar

He ran on egg prices, and now he wants to conquer the world...

EL PENDEJO ANARANJADO

🍊 😑 🍊

Coming soon to a theater near you!

Nancy's avatar

We'd gotten a dozen eggs a couple of weeks ago (for an exorbitant amount); now our favorite grocery store is down to selling /half/-dozens at a time. X-P

Y'know what? I'm tired of all the winning... X-P

Christie sebo's avatar

The entire world is waiting to find out what this is all supposed to mean for the long term. Everybody passes on. But can the influence of one man actually perish through his death? Clearly the answer is no, as history here repeats. I just want to Exhale.

Nancy's avatar

Aw, don't feel too bad; even Cults of Personality rarely last beyond one generation, especially if they revolve around individuals.

What I think we need, going forward, is a careful re-examination of a lot of structures and such, and judicious and sane adjusting of them so this can't happen again. :-/

But it would be soooo easy for that go to awry; we do have to think long-term for once. X-P

Robot Bender's avatar

Maybe if Canada and the EU smack the US with matching, but doubled tariffs, DJT will get the picture. He only respects strength, so a big economic muscle play might get his attention. πŸ€” Sometimes a 2X4 across the head is needed.

James De Merit's avatar

I boycott Target,Walmart, Chick-fil-A few and the tough one for me is Amazon. We must make these companies bow to our democratic principles, rather than Trump and his Project 2025. Do we want to become paupers, who are owned and ruled by fascist dictator, Donald Trumpy

, and his oligarch billionaires,or live in a democracy, of,for and by the people. For those who wake up to the reality of it all, let them stay and share in its glory. For those who still follow the Fascist Trump, make them disappear along with Trump, to never be seen again, like those Venezuelans that disappeared, with no word of who or where they went. Take them off the streets, and put them in an unmarked van, by thugs dressed in black with hoodies, and maybe masks. We need a citizen squad, armed with AK 47s to arrest those gangs of unmarked thugs, being prepared to shoot it out if these thugs don’t show an I.D. and provide the necessary papers to apprehend these people.

Rhoda Ozen's avatar

God where is your live broadcast? I can’t find it

God's avatar

I’m not sure yet I’m going to be posting them all, but if we have a guest I will.

Rhoda Ozen's avatar

Thank you God!

Buttercup Katydid's avatar

I’m not at all surprised that he thinks the European Union is a country! πŸ˜…πŸ™„