I think the part that pisses me off is that he has hijacked our nations birthday! It’s not like the country will have another 250th birthday in two or four years! Like you’re fond of saying God, “he fucks up everything he touches”!
I’m just loving the wall to wall humiliation the orange 🍊 shitstain is receiving this week. Keep it up Defenders of Democracy! November is coming and it will be BLUE!
I think the cringiest part of Gods letter is the JD Vance at the Nixon library. Vance’s speech is so disgustingly ironic. He seems so comfy up there in his fascist couch fucking fake pleather human skin. Ingratiatingly justifying corruption to comfort his own corrupted husk. I bet he fucked all the couches in that building in an attempt to cement his demon spirit to a place of corrupt power. Vance sucks trumps wrinkly-hairy-saggy moobs.
I read somewhere that there were a bunch of people there but they left before "HE" got half way through his speech talking about the same old crap that he always does. Oh well shit happens.
J D Vance: “I think Nixon’s historical legacy is enjoying a bit of a renaissance, and deservedly so. I joked that if Watergate happened tomorrow, it would be like a 12 hour news story. The idea that it took a presidency is crazy.”
Fox News was created specifically so no scandal would ever take down a Republican president again.
That’s so sad about the iced cream 😢
On the other hand…”I went to Trump’s state fair and all I got was food poisoning”, could be an appropriate shirt.
Sad for MAGA!
Someone left the cake out in the sun. And the algae frosting is on the run. Oh no!
Watching all those running algaes bounding into the security fence … SAD
Genius!
I think the part that pisses me off is that he has hijacked our nations birthday! It’s not like the country will have another 250th birthday in two or four years! Like you’re fond of saying God, “he fucks up everything he touches”!
What a great, inclusive celebration we might have had if this choad had not been in charge.
💯💯💯
His polls will be in the 20's soon, but he won't be happy until they're under 18...just like his victims.
I’m just loving the wall to wall humiliation the orange 🍊 shitstain is receiving this week. Keep it up Defenders of Democracy! November is coming and it will be BLUE!
Sometimes a SILENT SMITE
is the most powerful of all!
This makes my day! 😊 Love the photos!
Thank you 🙏😊✌️
I think the cringiest part of Gods letter is the JD Vance at the Nixon library. Vance’s speech is so disgustingly ironic. He seems so comfy up there in his fascist couch fucking fake pleather human skin. Ingratiatingly justifying corruption to comfort his own corrupted husk. I bet he fucked all the couches in that building in an attempt to cement his demon spirit to a place of corrupt power. Vance sucks trumps wrinkly-hairy-saggy moobs.
I read somewhere that there were a bunch of people there but they left before "HE" got half way through his speech talking about the same old crap that he always does. Oh well shit happens.
I must say God, today's column has to be the funniest I've ever read of yours, describing this situation with a definite sense of sangfroid.
J D Vance: “I think Nixon’s historical legacy is enjoying a bit of a renaissance, and deservedly so. I joked that if Watergate happened tomorrow, it would be like a 12 hour news story. The idea that it took a presidency is crazy.”
Fox News was created specifically so no scandal would ever take down a Republican president again.
Truly, there was so little mention of the opening of this ludicrous event, I thought that the one small video was false. What a bozo.
That Ferris wheel brings to mind rotting Soviet era leisure parks after the fall of communism.
Did they plan a large statue of DT sculpted in butter?
Amen! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂