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CB Murray's avatar

Sorry I was later than planned reading this...I was finishing up my 20 minute call with Mitch.

Debbie's avatar

You're the reason I got a busy signal when I called.

HI2thDoc's avatar

Maybe Mitch has a beyond phone that connects to the other side

Karyn Milos's avatar

Comment of the day! 🏆😂🤣

ReeserTheShadow's avatar

Omg can it please just be over soon? 😓

P J Johnston's avatar

Hey I feel exactly the same way. I say make it stop please!

JerseyGirl<Dana>'s avatar

Your comment on the "Mierdas touch" was absolute genius. I mean, I had to look up the word Mierdas, but it was well worth it.

Maria 🇮🇪's avatar

Oh my God, where to start?! Ye had me at Mierdas touch laughing out loud, I spat my coffee Everywhere- talk about wet hardware! Then the water! Oh my sides. Needed that laugh God!

go raibh maith agat(thank you) love from Ireland 💚

Cecilia Rodriguez Griffin's avatar

Thank you, Dear God for my first real laugh this morning. Somehow, when you smite this administration, I really believe bad things will happen to them (as they deserve!)

Karyn Milos's avatar

The Mierdas touch, indeed. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Thanks for yet another way to describe Il Douche.

DL Jr's avatar

You-damn right we need more smiting and we need it now!

Richard's avatar

Amen! Eew, yuck and gross 🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮! Brown water! Of course, he’s going to blame it on numerous people and have the National Guard there 24/7. Fake drunk judge(what’s her face) is going to punish the vandals to life in some hell hole prison. Yeah, Trump is at the NATO meeting in Turkey making an ass of himself!

Richard's avatar

Geez, I was having my second mug of coffee with half-n-half cream in it. Yeah, all the former presidents(deceased and living) probably want to smack him up against his head!

Richard's avatar

Yeah, it’s only Wednesday!

a blue heart's avatar

Unfortunately, I lived very close to Moscow Mitch and Elaine Chao for many years. These people are not to be trusted and it is far too late for their redemption. A pox on them and theirs!

Hilary Moore's avatar

Methinks Mitch hasn't spoken to anyone on the phone, except maybe the concierge in HELL. I bet they are making arrangements for him as well speak

Ellen's avatar

How can these people lie with a straight face like they do? Lots of practice I guess. Is Mitch McConnell wife still in China?

P J Johnston's avatar

I seem to recall when a certain Democratic politician was absent for a couple of days a few years ago. Boy did the Reps throw up their arms and carry on about it. Yet now it's a great BIG secret! Amazing what happens when the shoe is on the other foot.

Cam Meaney's avatar

I think there is a Mitch impersonator out there having the time of his life!

HI2thDoc's avatar

Some observations: a) King Mierdas is an awesome sobriquet; b) besides ETTD how about we coin Everything trump touches turns to shit, or ETTTTS; c) why the fuck is CNN paying Jennings to obviously lie? This is not a good look for CNN; d) who knew Massie has a sense of humor?

Susan Marleau Whelan's avatar

20 minutes, my ass. I don't think McConnell has ever been coherent for that long, let alone consecutively.

Andra Watkins's avatar

I really wish someone would add up all these separate claims of "20 minutes" and realize Republicans are now telling us that a day last 70 hours or whatever. In addition to saying Mitch is alive when he's most likely in a coma or brain dead.