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M. Ocampo McIvor's avatar

Dear God, I know you want the choice to be ours, the action to be ours, but I wouldn't mind it if you would smite the turd sandwich already and his goons too ⚡⚡

Scott Bernstein's avatar

In a related story, Scott whines like a baby because that diseased-ridden, sub-human pile of demented nazi shit won't fucking die.

Kathleen J Weiner's avatar

Perfect description of our tub of lard tantrum struck giant baby “leader”. Why doesn’t he give a nice big gift of Health care, Meals on wheels,Head Start, larger Social Security Checks and Gun Control for us? At least put back into our budget the stuff he’s taken away.

Stacy Parish's avatar

OMG. You said the thing we’re all thinking.

Scott Bernstein's avatar

You've discovered my super power.......😉

Susie's avatar

One more important difference: Congress *approved* the Statue of Liberty. They have not approved the tacky flying gilded palace. Not sure that would happen if they actually put it to a vote.

Calvan North's avatar

Also, nobody put the Statue of Liberty in his garden. The point of the Air Palace is for Donny2Dolls to have it to fly around in and show off.

BJTS's avatar

I am, indeed, SO tired of corporate media kissing his sh!t stained ass!

Constance Story's avatar

Me too, BJTS! The final straw was when Lester Holt, LESTER HOLT!!! went on the nightly news and flat out lied that the mayor of Newark was arrested DURING a protest against ICE. People protested AFTER twenty masked armed thugs detained him without cause.

Sarah, Mother Of Chihuahuas's avatar

Lester Holt?! Oh, Lester. How low you’ve stooped since your Chicago days.

Annie's avatar

It's so crazy! On Nprrrrr this morning I heard them talking about a new book to discuss what the WH did to cover up Biden's decline. WTF?! This is what we're talking about?! What the hell is wrong with the media? Even worse, this is supposed to be the "liberal media"! It's just proof how freekin' chicken sh*t they are! I'm so pissed right now! Thank you for your coverage. We need you more then ever God!

Nancy's avatar

And the thing of it is, the Orange Julius Caesar can't defund PBS/NPR, because they're not a government thing, they're a private, non-profit thing. X-P

So, technically, they should not be running scared at all. I'm pissed off, too. >:-/

Kathy Sutter's avatar

He's going after non profits now too. It will Never Stop. I think I am in Hell.

BillyBobPA's avatar

Most excellent reporting, O Lord!

Claudia Green's avatar

Oh Lord God, I do not recognize my Country.

Thanks for the smiles but it is becoming hell on earth. 🌏

Flower Child's avatar

BribeJet has entered the lexicon

Jane in NC's avatar

Last I checked, our military doesn't accept 'gifts' of foreign spy planes. For a good reason. Also, Dull Donnie's "FREE" plane will cost taxpayers hundreds of millions of dollars [enough for a Big Boy Tanx N Gunz parade!] to retrofit for national security purposes - not to mention having somebody crawl through miles of wiring looking for the hidden listening and recording devices.

And if it's not Donnie's Flying Brothel, why does he get to take it home at the end of his term? And then there's Dull Donnie running his burger hole on Fox yesterday giving away the game: "I believe that we should have the most impressive plane … now some people say oh, you shouldn’t accepts gifts. my attitude is why shouldn’t I accept a gift?” Ooops!

No wonder even spineless republicans are having a problem defending this horseshit.

Nancy's avatar

"Why shouldn't you have a pretty golden gift for your birthday, my Preciousssss? Even if you wants it? Because it's against the supreme law of the land, my Precious! The Consssstitution, Precious! :D >gollum<"

(imagine Andy Serkis doing /that/ reading... ;-D)

Jane in NC's avatar

I can picture Donnie arguing with his reflection in the pool! 😜

Karyn Milos's avatar

Even Gollum had a more sensitive conscience than That Creature.

Nancy's avatar

And Smeagol was way better. ;)

Calvan North's avatar

Somebody should point out to him that the one given to Erdogan was valued at $500M; Donny's is only $400M guess he doesn't rate as highly as the Turk.

Jane in NC's avatar

That would chap his orange ass but good.

Krisu's avatar

I wish I could spread Letters from God to every phone and screen so that people wake the fuck up.

Rebecca Walker's avatar

Now we have Whorehouse One to be proud of. This made me physically ill. 🤬🤮

Sandra Steffen's avatar

This plane ✈️ should hang around the GOP's necks like a millstone. . . . a proper burial indeed !

Robot Bender's avatar

We need to tie that 900,000+ lb plane around their necks and push them all off a dock.

Deborah's avatar

Hey Big G, just had an amazing idea, on the day that the Tangerine Toddler unveils that new statue of him (you know, the one where he is getting shot in the ear (funny how that healed up so fast) could you send a nice little lightning bolt to take the ear out again? (Yes, I know lightning bolts are supposed to be the province of that other guy)

Karyn Milos's avatar

Tickled orange. 🍊🤣🤣🤣

Also, I will never get over his obsession with McDonald's food (sic). Even if I'm having fast food, there are FAR better options.

Mary Busch's avatar

The only fast food burger worth obsessing over is In-N-Out.

Karyn Milos's avatar

I've never had In-N-Out, so I don't have an opinion of it, but I'll keep it in mind next time I'm traveling where they have one. Just about anything is better than McD's.

Rhoda Ozen's avatar

Took the burger out of my mouth, Mary Busch!

Nancy's avatar

Oh, that's another good one! :D Yeah, I like their stuff. :)

REALLY expensive, relatively, but really awesome is Oinkster. Their garlic aioli for their fries is not to be missed. :)

Nancy's avatar

My hubby and I prefer Jack (in the Box) over Mac, though he likes Popeye's Chicken and Jollibee's as well. :)

Carl's is pretty good, though always gods-awful expensive. :-/

Karyn Milos's avatar

When I visited Monterey, California, in 2016, they had a Carl's Jr with some pretty good burgers. We don't have Carl's here in Minneapolis, as far as I know, but we do have some diners that serve good burgers. For cheap, I usually cook at home, so I'm not well-versed in fast food options here, but McD's is definitely mediocre, at best.

Samantha's avatar

You know, Mighty Duo, that Nixon wanted a royal look as well. He changed the uniforms of the White House police force from the usual American cop type uniforms to one's that looked for all the world like European royalty. The reaction of We the People and the comedians? We laughed so hard that he had to back down. Say, maybe the same tactic will work with the current dodo. And, about that plane. Airforce one has to be able to be refueled in mid flight. I don't think that Evil Donny's flying palace can do that. It will cost, according to MSNBC, about a billion dollars to take that thing apart, down to the bolts, and rebuild/refurbish it and, to top it all off, will take at least until the end of his presidency to finish. Oh, and lucky us, we get to pay for it all with tax money that would normally go to things like health-care, education and other useless crap.

CaptJim's avatar

The "NEW" 13-year-old 747 is a flying spy yacht. It is not a gift, it is a Torgan Horse.