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Lorna MacGillivray's avatar

There's no chance multiple copies of the Epstein List don't exist. None. So it's just a matter of who will release them. Anonymous?

Lorna MacGillivray's avatar

*no chance multiple copies DON'T exist.

Lady Emsworth's avatar

Those three dots to the right of your name when you post - click and you can edit.

And, yes - probably a copy right now in trump's bottom desk drawer - and Bondi's. . .

Carol M Robinson's avatar

And Elon’s. Remember his gang of DOGE downloaded data and files a more data and more files … I am sure it’s been located.

Nancy's avatar

Apparently, it's really tricky/nigh impossible to do the edit thing from a phone, but really much easier on a desk- or lap-top?

And I really hope Anonymous gets their mysterious fingers on it and does a massive public release! :D

Though it'd probably have to come through other network media than U.S. ones... X-P

Cecilia Rodriguez Griffin's avatar

This regime actually thinks everyone is going to say “oh, no Epstein List? Ok….no problem.” They don’t even lie well. What next? 🤭

Leslie Goodman-Malamuth's avatar

The regime can’t stamp out all of the memories of people like Trump exoskeleton Michael Wolff. In addition to possessing a hundred hours of Trump-anecdote-laden interviews with Epstein, Wolff has seen multiple photos from Epstein’s safe of Trump with topless girls “of indeterminate age.”

Samantha's avatar

Eww...just...eww. I seriously doubt, though, that, even if it is proven that the Orange Shroom-boy is a rapist of children, those who love and vote for him will stop doing so. After all, he did promise to rid the country of everyone he...err...they don't like. He is an agent of Moloch, an ancient god from the Middle East, to whom parents would sacrifice their children. The statue was hollow metal, in which a roaring fire would be built. It's arms were outstretched in front of it and the sacrifices would be placed in them. It was said that the tortured screams of children being burned alive was wonderfully pleasing to Moloch. I wonder if the same pleasure is felt by the monsters in charge here when they know that children, and others, are starving and dying in brutal ways because of what they have wrought. And/or the folk who vote for them - do they feel that pleasure when people are killed, sent away, imprisoned simply for existing?

Leslie Goodman-Malamuth's avatar

E. Jean Carroll told Tim Miller today that many Trump supporters admire the way he can take any woman he wants. Of course, doing that cost him $83.3 million, which E. Jean will receive when he gets tired of losing appeals to Robbie Kaplan.

Lorna MacGillivray's avatar

Of which she's still seen exactly $0.00. Of course he's still trying to get out of paying it by weaponising the judicial system.

Leslie Goodman-Malamuth's avatar

Trump’s already lost two appeals. E. Jean’s foundation will get her $83.3 million, plus interest.

Lady Emsworth's avatar

They are terrible liars in more ways than one. . .

Samantha's avatar

No, they don't...and yet, so many believe him. They must believe that he actually loves them. How sad.

Christie sebo's avatar

The constant ongoing stupidity hurts my brain. And the cruelty hurts my heart.

Lorna MacGillivray's avatar

It's hideous to feel this much hatred for a few hateful humans. Hatred is so far from my default state. Yet here we are.

Carol M Robinson's avatar

Really not hatred. Excessive levels of disgust. The smell is putrid. In fact the orange chump walks around in a constant cloud of putrid smell - for real. Right God?

Jo Burns's avatar

We must hire The Librarians to capture the evil magic and save us from the clown-o- sphere! Im old enough to remember when there was an Epstein list and Gheisell stated so.

Also, God, I'm asking for a favor. Can you smite these liars with a lightning bolt on their pants on fire every time they lie? Asking for a friend.

I'm certain we won't have enough firefighters to curtailed the blaze, but I'm willing to risk it.

Carol M Robinson's avatar

That request is ditto for me God.

Carla Jo's avatar

Likewise.

You could even enlist the help of Zeus when your arm gets tired.

HI2thDoc's avatar

Two seriously narcissistic, sociopathic, unprincipled, power-mad assholes can't get along, Huh, who'da thunk it.

KateTheNurse's avatar

I just think it’s sad that so many people thought Elon was some kind of business guru or something.

The fact that he gave Trump soooo much money is clear evidence he’s not even logical. He could have accessed the things he was after for wayyyy less money, imo.

So, how can anyone possibly believe he’s going to fix the government financially in the blink of an eye, essentially. SMH. DOGE was possibly the worst idea in the past 50 years imo, of course

Forgive the rant, please. I just have this feeling of wishing I could have done something to stop the collateral damage of the bromance. From which it will take forever, to recover.

Watching this all unfold leads me to conclude that these two need to go ahead and like, have sex or something. But maybe they already did that.

Oh. Sorry. I guess no one is supposed to say that.

By the way. I totally enjoyed your post on uhhh, God’s post about this topic. It was insightful and also very funny. Your writing is very good.

HI2thDoc's avatar

Elon and Drumpf's popularity is an example of American shallowness and obsession with celebrity, where braggadocio, puffery, image, showmanship, and media coverage convince people to assign ability and substance that may be seriously lacking. Musk is not as smart as he is portrayed, nor is he an especially good businessman. As for Drumpf, well, he is truly the con man that some of us see him to be, an abject failure in business and as a person. This is not the type to be given power of any sort, yet here we are.

KateTheNurse's avatar

It’s sexual tension. They should just…..ykwim? I really think there has to be some kind of relationship that we don’t know about. Or at least can’t prove.

The bromance lives on.

PhunnyPhillyGirl's avatar

Dear God,

Watching the Leopards EAT their own faces is spectacular!

May they eat them quickly enough for US to Save. Our. Country. AMEN. 🙏

Love,

me

KateTheNurse's avatar

Yes. Please hear our prayers. I can’t help but feel this is some sort of test. Ykwim?

Rob Fowler's avatar

Here lieth an inspiring reminder that were actually NOT living in Nazi Germany right now.

The Nazis were evil AND smart and competent.

This regime is just evil.

Imagine Hitler and Himmler having the kind of hissy fit Trump and Musk are having right now!

If this were Nazi Germany, Musk would already be dead.

Hitler had the SS, an organized, disciplined terror army who rounded up, beat up and shot large numbers of people, in full uniform and without shame.

We have little bands of masked thugs dragging random brown skinned people into vans. In some cases, people have kept their doors shut and yelled, "Go away!", and they've gone away.

If this were Nazi Germany, all the immigrants would already be in concentration camps with many of them dead in the gas chambers.

If this were Nazi Germany, you ("God"), Meidas Touch, Aaron Parnas, Jim Acosta and the rest of the independent media would all have been executed by now.

Imagine a "No Fuehrers" protest in 1930s Germany! They would all have been rounded up on the spot.

Imagine one of Hitler's generals accidentally telegraphing unencrypted plans for the invasion of Russia to an Allied journalist!

Hitler was able to attract smart people into his regime: engineers, scientists, professors, etc. He knew that efficient government, especially of the tyrannical type, required smart people.

Trump also needs loyalists to carry out his dastardly plans, but a Trump loyalist, by definition, will not be the sharpest tool in the shed. In fact, Trump is doing the opposite: he's PUSHING OUT the smartest people from government...into the arms of China!

Imagine Dr. Mengele saying, "Fuck this Nazi shit, I'm going to see if the Allies will hire me..."

"Civil War of Morons", indeed!

Their stupidity will be our salvation.

Sarah3000's avatar

They just passed the Murder bill which includes $180 billion dollars for ICE. They will be the largest enforcement organization in the U.S. And although Trump is incompetent, others pulling the strings like Steven Miller and Vought are not. There may be incompetence, but they will accomplish the atrocities with cruelty and brute force.

You mentioned "pulling random brown people off the streets."

These people are humans with families. To be so dismissive about the fact that that's happening is disturbing.

Please don't be fooled into believing they'll stop there. Non-brown people who stand against this regime will soon be on the list. And if you're on the list, being white isn't going to save you. There is no more due process.

KateTheNurse's avatar

Bravo!! Enjoyed your comments immensely.

Auntie Jelli's avatar

Mentiroso, mentiroso. Pantalones en llamas, señorita Bondi.

Oh wait. She's not going to understand Spanish. She's a "lawyer". Latin it is:

Mendax, mendax. Bracae ardent, domina Bondi.

HI2thDoc's avatar

So true. Haha, not that Buy Me Bondi cares. She should be disbarred for shredding the Constitution and lying non stop. Damn her

Michelle's avatar

I'm a lawyer... I understod the Spanish, but that's for sharing the Latin -- Brilliant!

Cynthia Christiansen's avatar

Don't think they understand any language other than hate.

Michelle's avatar

Divide and conquer. Thanks for doing it, fElon! Now the Dems just have to start being smart about their messaging and getting the facts out there. I do hope that the Medicaid denial letters go out will in advance of midterms!

Mary Busch's avatar

The Medicaid denial letters will not go out in advance of midterms, because the MAGA Murder Bill does not activate Medicaid cuts until early 2027. Chump did this by design so people won't feel the pain until after the midterm 2026 vote.

Samantha's avatar

By which time, they will be able to convince the terminally stupid that their pain is all caused by Obama and Biden,

Betty Campbell's avatar

Dear God: You are just getting so good at these revelation's you come up with. I think Trump and Musk should have a sword fight, like they had in King Arthurs time. We could possibility kill two pricks at one swath. There's that word again. See how you influence me, but that is okay God and keep up the good work for all mankind and women so help me God and God Bless America and deliver us from this evil, AMEN Betty C

KateTheNurse's avatar

This is literally the dumbest time in our history, thus far.

Trump (a crazy “billionaire”), gets a crush on Elon,(another crazy billionaire) and evidently, Elon gets one for Trump. Then,Elon pretty much buys access to the government I’m pretty sure he could have done it without all the DOGE and campaign bull&$@. He should have just lit a pile of money on fire, given the end result. Then, they try to destroy the country and make America poorer again etc, then they tell a bunch of lies, then they fall out of…brove??(it’s the only word I can think of) and turn on each other like freaking women fighting in a Walmart!!!

Do I have it essentially correct? Sigh.

Everyone should have known Elon was no business wizard!! After all, HE GAVE TRUMP A QUARTER OF A BILLION DOLLARS.

Wtf. OBVIOUSLY the man is no rocket scientist! (Ohhhh. Hahahaha. I didn’t do that on purpose). No smart or sane person would give 5 Bankruptcy Donny that much money!!!

So shame on everyone who thought DOGE was a good idea.

A prayer for assistance:

Dear God,

Every night I pray to you, hoping for a miracle?? Ok. Not even a miracle. I’m just asking for things to speed along to their natural, no, inevitable conclusion.

And every morning I check the obituary section. But, he’s not there.

Why God, why? Have you forsaken us here on earth? Do you want people to burn some more animals for you?

We’re trying to have faith down here but…. There is definitely a trend upward in people posting about the end of the world and stuff.

We appreciate the temporal/spatial dichotomy? You must experience but… free us from the pain of political oppression. Please.

While I have your attention; are aliens real?

Rhoda Ozen's avatar

You made me chortle, God, even while several ill 😷 and incapacitated. Hospital to physical therapy and you made me happy. Geez, God, you’re a card!!!

Dawna Stromsoe's avatar

Dear God, oh Lordy gotta wonder why Ghislaine is in prison for TWENTY YEARS for trafficking no one to no one?!?! Clearly she was wise to store Jeffrey/her little black book & likely videos/more with a very trusted, very wealthy friend. It’s keeping her alive. Peculiar isn’t it that Cheeto Chump has released violent felons but refuses to release her. Something to ponder 🤔

Nancy's avatar

Hnh! OMYou, God, something to ponder indeed... :-/

While on the subject of prisons: if Donny-Wonny and Friends were serious about getting rid of all the "murderers, rapists," etc. in our country with Hispanic last names, why didn't they empty out all the prisons and deport those people FIRST?! Those were people with proven track records (no matter what appeals might say)! :-/

Could it be that some of the Mango Mussolini's buddies and supporters might be OWNERS of for-profit prisons? :-/

Dawna Stromsoe's avatar

Exactly. It’s 99% always about the benjamins with Cheeto Chump and his greedy invertebrates. I think they presumed no one would ever associate their ownership of for-profit prisons. IF they were smart, they would have covered their trails by emptying out a few prisons of felons guilty with proven criminal records. I think their greed has blinded them. Bigly. We WILL Prevail.

Beth A Hoxtell's avatar

I am not a fan of Musk, but in my state I have witnessed just how great and winning a third party candidate can be. He did great things for our state and moved on to become a Senator. He got his start with the Green party, and was taken from us way to early. His name, Paul Wellstone, a man I had the privilege to meet several times, even though he assured me it was his privilege.

Lady Emsworth's avatar

Much loved by Al Franken, as well.

His motto was "We all do better when we all do better."

There's a Brit phrase that comes from the navy, when sailors used to climb aboard with a rope ladder. In full, it was "I'm all right, Jack - pull up the ladder!" - because they were on board - and the rest could swim or drown.

Now just the short form is used "I'm all right, Jack!" - and I think THAT is Elon's motto. . .

Beth A Hoxtell's avatar

Thank you for reminding me of that quote. Wellstone was hated by quite a few in Washington, but he really was about everybody. Sadly that has been missing in Washington for sometime. I'm thankful for people like you that haven't forgotten that!

Samantha's avatar

Paul Wellstone, eh? His plane went down, if I remember correctly, and it looked like an EM pulse had knocked out the electrics on the plane, which caused the crash.. I remember him as a truly good man who, I think, would have made a great president. He was calling out repub. corruption, I believe, and I think they took him out with a military pulse cannon.

Nancy's avatar

A third party candidate can do well in the U.S. for just about any position...except President. The last time someone won form that sort of thing was back in the 1800s, before the American Civil War (or The Slave-Holders' Pout). :-/

deniway's avatar

Loved, "flipped his last functioning neuron." LOL. Also why doesn't Assolini love total disruption and chaos?! He creates it himself daily! Or maybe it's not HIS brand of disruption and chaos?!

Nancy's avatar

Well, yeah; no one else has "as big a total disruption and chaos as [him]! The world's biggest! :D"