Trump Humiliated As Republicans Kill His J6 Slush Fund

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Dear Humans,

Lo, President Donold’s notorious Epstein ballroom funding is dead in the Senate, and all because he wants to give billions of dollars to MAGA pedo-terrorists via a slush fund.

Even Mitch McConnell heard about Donold’s latest corruption scheme and said: absolutely the fuck not.

Grab your popcorn, humans. It’s time for God’s Morning Report.

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1. Trump Humiliated As Republicans Kill His Ballroom Over “Utterly Stupid” Slush Fund

I told you this was coming.

Trump wanted a billion dollars for his stupid ballroom, so he can hold teen beauty pageants there. He wants to make the White House into another Epstein island.

BUT! As I wrote about on Monday, the Senate parliamentarian ruled Republicans couldn’t sneak it through reconciliation, meaning Donold’s Epstein bunker suddenly needed 60 votes.

And just when he was planning to put a ‘Drone Empire’ on the roof to guard the pedophiles within.

He’s terrified of the American public. He’s terrified of being mocked by comedians. He’s fucking terrified.

This man has no dick.

So anyway, Republicans tried to sneak the Epstein bunker funding into a giant immigration bill instead.

And then it blew up in their faces.

Why? Because Republicans would also have to vote on Trump’s $1.8 billion “anti-weaponization” fund, which would give millions and millions of dollars to January 6 criminals, terrorists, and pedophiles. Oh my. They’d have to defend using tax dollars to make J6 terrorists into millionaires.

Rep. Jim McGovern nailed it: “it took forever to compensate victims of 9/11, but suddenly they found billions for convicted felons who attacked democracy.”

AMEN!

The Guardians of Pedophiles.

Then Mitch McConnell called the fund “utterly stupid” and “morally wrong.” And when Mitch McConnell criticizes your morality, I mean, holy shit, you must be fucking evil.

So now Donold doesn’t have the votes for his ballroom or his slush fund. And it will only get harder from here as both of these issues become more and more unpopular for him.

This means: NO $1 billion for his Epstein ballroom and NO $1.776 billion for Donald’s MAGA Pedophile Terrorist Slush Fund. It’s a major defeat heading into Memorial Day Weekend.

But you don’t have to believe God. Just look at how he’s responding!

When asked by a reporter on losing the Senate due to GOP backlash to his ballroom and J6 slush fund:

"I don't know. I only do what's right. I don't need money for the ballroom. Not for me, because I'll be gone."

BWAHAHA! Now he’s pretending he doesn’t need the money.

2. Trump HUMILIATES Own Son Over Wedding

Would Trump really skip his own son’s wedding and blame Iran?

Is that a question? LOL.

God and Jesus react to one of the weirdest Trump family moments he’s ever had, Watch here:

3. God Smote A Troll

Meanwhile on Threads, some MAGA influencer announced she was done debating liberals.

So I replied:

“You support a pedophile.”

She didn’t debate me on it.

I keep using that retort because it’s the truth, me-dammit!

And I’ll keep saying it till he’s fucking gone.

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