Trump Does Not Get Post-Shooting Poll Boost Because Everyone Knows How They Feel About The Evil Prick

MILWAUKEE – Despite almost getting his head blown off a few days ago, former President Donald Trump’s did not get a post-shooting poll bump, because everyone already knows how they feel about the stupid asshole.

“If anything, I like him even less than before,” said one voter, who asked to remain anonymous. “Instead of immediately contacting the wife of t…