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Linda Unger's avatar

Poor Donnie Dribblepants. This is what comes of living in an echo chamber filled with sycophants and yes-men pumping sunshine up your ass all day. Inherited a mess? Nah that's what the next poor bastard will get.

Dave Allen's avatar

No, it’s what we will get. People that live in a democracy tend to get what they deserve.

laura oshea's avatar

ICEHOLES it is!! Thank you for that snd thank you God for keeping us laughing and topping the despair that could easily take hold!!!!

Bren M's avatar

When we can’t afford to buy anything else, how can we buy his lies?

HI2thDoc's avatar

An apt question for his cult zombies. But one I fear that many will not ask themselves

Cameron Kennedy's avatar

If they did, they'd either suddenly leave MAGA, or, perhaps suffer an aneurysm from the sudden realisation that it's all been a lie.

Old Man Kerapsak's avatar

Where in the hell do you find 31% of the people who approve of Trump's handling of the economy? Are the mental health services in this country that poor?

TrashPandaParty's avatar

There are people drowning in the kool-aid who refuse to admit that Donald is destroying the country. My parental units are in that group... even though these policies are hurting them, their kids, and their grandkids.

RLT's avatar

The rich. The ones who don’t want to pay taxes but want the benefits.

Cynthia Hornbuckle's avatar

Thank you, God. It must be exhausting trying to help stupid people. Look what they did to your Son.

Janice's avatar

My husband was impressed when he glanced at my phone and saw I had an email from God.

Tracy L Cooper's avatar

Forgive me God, for I may sin...

Donald, your approval will skyrocket when you are no more.

Leslie Goodman-Malamuth's avatar

Deep-orange Schadenfreude, the most delicious course of our balanced daily diet!

JudiLI's avatar

Stock market is doing great because the corporations just keep making money off the middle class and the poor. If the economy is so great why not release the jobs report and other economic indicators. God knows why, because they the numbers are disastrous. Remember Trump loves the uneducated and he has pulled the wool over their blind eyes since 2015. But his lies can’t compete with the daily reminders at the cash register that prices are skyrocketing. People are finally seeing through his BS.

P J Johnston's avatar

Also as I said the Dept of Labor and Industry isn't releasing any data because they figure they are the only ones that have it and won't divulge it. Unfortunately there are many more indicators out that can be used to get Truthful and Accurate Statistics. So I guess they are to put it a bit bluntly "screwed."

Joni Bosch's avatar

The truly sad thing here is that if Trump was grandpa, the people who loved him would be taking away the car keys. But nobody loves Trump enough to take care of him. They know the cult will fall apart when the cult leader is gone and so those around him just keep manipulating him for their own profit.

HI2thDoc's avatar

A lifetime of self-delusion, malignant narcissism, and no accountability have now come to fruition. Tragically, enough citizens have placed this awful waste of skin in the most powerful position in the world. This era cannot end soon enough. This is my prayer and fondest wish.

razorsedge5055's avatar

Hahaha, "Donold." I needed that chuckle today.

seahawkwh's avatar

The stock market is at an all time high, which is what he is using to measure the economy. But most people in America don't live and die and fill their wallets from wall street. They may have a retirement account, but they don't use it to buy groceries or dolls or pencils. He only cares about wall street and investments. But wall stret is over inflated due to the AI companies and related investments. That won't last forever and then it will tumble as well, just like his approval ratings.

P J Johnston's avatar

The comment the other day that "HE" made about pencils and dolls I thought was truly inappropriate. But at least the USA saw just how people with millions, billions and trillions of dollars look at people that are living paycheck to paycheck!

Bronwyn Halls's avatar

Thing is, though, if there's a white skinned blue eyed Man at the top who used to be rool big on telly (and still is, all day every day!), known for gettin' rich and going bankrupt six times then getting rich again, having all the women and more gold doodads and white marble than he can eat, you gunna *believe* him, aren't you? That YOU can do all of that one day too?

Some people's political IQ is, however, lower than the flubber lip waddle under his chin.

HI2thDoc's avatar

According to Google AI (that's A1 to dumbass Linda McMahon), 87% of households earning $100k or more own stocks, while only 28% of households earning less than $50k do.

seahawkwh's avatar

I wouldn't doubt that statistic at all, but the stocks they own aren't being used to help pay for bread. They are hoping it grows so they can retire (even if the stocks are not actually in a retirement fund). They may be playing with it a bit, but they aren't paying their bills with it.

Bernadette Jaroch-Hagerman's avatar

I'm not sure who first stated this; however, it seems appropriate: "Karma is like a rubber band. You can only stretch it so far before it comes back and smacks you in the face."

Or, in Donald's case, on his bruised hand - repeatedly.

deniway's avatar

Someone should show a side-by-side comparison of Biden's Economic numbers and his. Of course he would scream FAKE NUMBERS. Thank God (you) that the admin doesn't control pollsters like they do the (now non-existent) job numbers!

Papa Art's avatar

The other problem is that the strategy is now not to release the official economic numbers. Can you imagine just how bad they are?

TrashPandaParty's avatar

Especially because the Feds that took the DRP option were all considered unemployed as of Oct 1. That was well over 100k people. They were still considered employed by the government... so those federal employees who lost their jobs were not included in the unemployment numbers.

Bronwyn Halls's avatar

This is maths according to the remains of a brain said to be addicted to methamphetamines β€” the brain that mixes "trillions", "billions" and "millions", and yabbers on about thousand per cent decreases in the costs of things.

The brain that claims he won the 2020 election and therefore has been President three times in a row, so why not again? Why not forever? Ruling from his MediBed in the subterranean five gilded marbled levels under the white Arse Ball Room, with generations of his progeny running his errands.

Lie? Make things up? Contradict himself? No, of course he doesn't. We must be confused. He hasn't lost his mind. We have.

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