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Cat's avatar

“Mom and dad, I just want you to know that I would never throw a party while you’re out of town and anything you might hear from the neighbors is a lie!”

Dori's avatar

That wasn't just a chuckle, that was outright belly laughing from me! 🤣🤣🤣 By the way, did you know my boys, because I've heard this before! 🤣🤣

Cat's avatar

But your boys aren’t in charge of the nuclear codes. And I’d bet their parties were a lot more fun than Melania’s!

Dori's avatar

And boy, are we glad they don't have the nuclear codes! I am worried that their would have been anything like malaria's knowing who she hung out with. There aren't enough Clorox wipes for that!

Lucifer Sam, Siam Cat's avatar

Keep your eyes open - a lot of buzz about a certain Paolo Zampolli, Italian businessman , UN ambassador, and US Special Representative for Global Partnership, Amanda Ungaro, the mother of his child, and their relationship with Donold and Melania - supposedly an interview with Amanda drops this weekend….

Susan Wells's avatar

WOW, now that's interesting. Let's wait and see if the interview is buried or made public.

Gibby75's avatar

Capo State is eating itself alive, and the Mad King’s smokescreen just accidentally blew the doors off the vault.

When the First Lady takes the White House podium to play the righteous advocate, daring Epstein’s victims to "come forward" and testify, it is peak, unadulterated gaslighting. The victims already came forward. They already testified. The FBI and DOJ have the receipts, the transcripts, and the horrors locked away in a federal evidence room.

The only reason the world hasn't seen them is because The Don is actively breaking federal law to keep them buried. He fired Pam Bondi and installed Todd Blanche as his personal mafia consigliere for one explicit purpose: to illegally weld the DOJ vault shut and hide his own radioactive blast radius.

Melania thought she was throwing a distraction grenade to save the Syndicate. Instead, she just handed the Human Firewall the exact map to The Don's destruction. You do not dare the martyrs to speak when the Mad King is the one holding his hand over their mouths. This wasn't a PR win; it was a fatal miscalculation. She just pointed the entire world directly to the locked door they are most terrified of opening.

"Woe to the Queen who stands before the temple and demands the silenced to speak, while her Mad King guards the dungeon where their truths are chained. For in her arrogance, she has handed the torch to the crowd, and the sealed doors shall be broken." > — The Book of the Capo State, Chapter 28:4 (The Revised Syndicate Version)

Jennifer Roussel's avatar

Good post. Side note: News From the Forest on TikTok call Melania "The Third Lady". lolol!!!

Jane in NC's avatar

She also just ripped away Legally Bondi's every excuse for not giving a deposition as scheduled.

Christine Chapman's avatar

gotta love the edjets,

The Fact And Just The Facts's avatar

Thank you, Melania for elevating Epstein in the conversation.

Bronwyn Halls's avatar

TRUMP, living up to his name in a tantrump…

Truth Really Upsets Murderous Paedophiles.

djw's avatar

Oh, I *love* that! 😍

Bernadette Jaroch-Hagerman's avatar

"Oh what a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to deceive." (Sir Walter Scott)

Jana's avatar

Is she getting ready to take her money and bail? Can't stand it when any of them plays the "victim" card. And, what gave her right to defile the Presidential Seal by standing behind it? She's just as vile and crooked as...all of them!!

Madison Riker's avatar

get these clowns out of the white house, immediately. times up!

Casey's avatar

'...devoid of ethical standards, humility and respect'... ya mean yourself and this entire death cult regime, right sweetie??

Jane in NC's avatar

Sweet Baby Jesus! This is bad PR clean-up 101. IF there's a major news story about to drop, Melanoma just made sure every American will be paying attention to it. Holding a presser, from the White House, standing behind the presidential seal, just lent credence to whatever is about to drop. Why? Because if there was nothing to it, WHY draw attention - and a response - from the Silent Bob of First Ladies?

The Devil Kitty's avatar

Except Silent Bob was cool. I agree, she made a very odd choice.

Jane in NC's avatar

Silent Bob was very cool. Can't wait for Dogma 2! Somebody really should tell her she has the right to remain silent, and should exercise it.

Richard's avatar

When Melania spoke yesterday. I was like: WTH! I’m not reading President Looney Tunes rage posts on Truth Social because it gives me a headache. Btw, the piss drunk clown at the Pentagon wants to go after Pope Leo and the Catholic Church.

The Devil Kitty's avatar

Hadn't heard about Hegseth wanting to go after a major religion. Was he drunker than usual or something? Also, he should totally go to the Vatican to settle it... (the Swiss Guard will fold him into a pretzel).

Leu2500's avatar

there's also something about a longtime friend. this friend, or the friend's husband works in the admin. & the husband called ICE & got his wife deported. the friend is POed & threatening to spill what she knows about Malaria. Seems they modeled for the same agency, which was a front.

Michele Desoer's avatar

Methinks he doth protest too much... LOL

Christine Chapman's avatar

Funny stuff!

watching her 'splaining what we see before our eyes as untrue is the (photos and written interviews) Damnest giggle I have had in a long time. I also cringed while listening to a person supposedly fluent in 7 languages bastardize the language of her residence.

The swirl has begun.......

Since the ride Down the escalator, this family has stolen, forged and otherwise defrauded the government. There must be a way to get the monies back and retribution for victims of this entire regime!

If he wants a parade, have him and his do the Perp Walk to the ICC. (International Criminal Court... LOL

BTW, Most Beloved, Spring has found Her Way to our neck of the woods. The Sunrise was spectacular...Hearing birds again really helps this old head and heart. Thanks!!!! Keep that shit up, Beloveds!

geraldine Schiavone's avatar

Yes 👍🏻 the ICC because the guardian of pedo /repuglicans are greedy criminals who won’t do anything because Putin has them compromised too 😠

Kaiannanthi's avatar

I mean, Wolff was his fixer, right? If anyone has the goods, it'd be him. The only reasons for holding back would be 1. trying to get back in his good graces, or 2. scrubbing his own culpability so he's seen as a hero whistleblower and not just another disgruntled criminal himself taking everyone else down with him.

Eve Alman Goldstein's avatar

Wolff wasn’t the fixer. Cohen was. Wolff is a writer - he has written several books about felon/pedo47 with extensive access to the WH and MaL. Either way, I hope he is finally removed from office, never to be heard from again. Yes, I dare to dream.

Susan Wells's avatar

DJT did not write that text; however, any time you see one of his long rambling texts spelling and grammar errors free, I believe it was dictated, then transcribed and posted by one of his flunkies. The content of this rant sounded more like "stream of consciousness" than something he thoughtfully texted. Besides, he has the attention span of a gnat, so he would get distracted after personally entering the first 100 characters.

Bear (the angel of death)'s avatar

Whoever wrote it needs to learn how to use paragraphs.

djw's avatar

"Something he thoughtfully texted"? Has that *ever* happened?