My husband always said, "It isn't the size of your Dick, it's the cute little way you get on and off." So TFFG is asking too much as far as size goes, he needs to ask for more physical finesse.
This is too close to what he would ask for. Amazed he isn't asking for them to make it illegal to resist his moves, ones he learned from watching 1970's porn movies......
I think it's a job for Hannah Handjob (R-Colorado), using the bodybuilding technique of Bad Body Megs. They both have very reasonable rates, it's rumored.
Last eve. Sitting with my husband I said “huge penises are terrible . They hurt a waste “ he responded “it’s only the thickness that counts”. I agree. 5 or 6 inches is fine and dandy. Imagine sex with Gronk 😳😳😳😩😩
My husband always said, "It isn't the size of your Dick, it's the cute little way you get on and off." So TFFG is asking too much as far as size goes, he needs to ask for more physical finesse.
Wishes and magic, who would of thought SCOTUS would be involved in the dark arts...
This God right here
Well, in fairness, there is only one letter difference.
from what? why can’t i figure out what word you mean lol 😂
Sorry to be obscure. Election/Erection
oh that’s so good
This is too close to what he would ask for. Amazed he isn't asking for them to make it illegal to resist his moves, ones he learned from watching 1970's porn movies......
It’s actually exactly what he’s asking for! Total immunity = total freedom to swing his tiny prick however he wants, whith zero consequences!
With*
I think you misunderstood he said he was a giant cock
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He is already a big prick, what more could he ask for?
Or “If they can decide elections, they can decide erections”
I think it's a job for Hannah Handjob (R-Colorado), using the bodybuilding technique of Bad Body Megs. They both have very reasonable rates, it's rumored.
hahaha
he wants his 🍄 bigger?
Last eve. Sitting with my husband I said “huge penises are terrible . They hurt a waste “ he responded “it’s only the thickness that counts”. I agree. 5 or 6 inches is fine and dandy. Imagine sex with Gronk 😳😳😳😩😩
Love your humor!
thanks!
He's the only one who could possibly think of something like this, but it wouldn't surprise me if he actually did it.
yup, he’s almost impossible to satirize
It's not the size of the wand, but the magic in it. 😉
🤣😂🤣
How can the slogan be Make Trump’s Penis Great Again? Doesn't that imply his penis was great at some point in the past?
ugh i should have written that