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BRIAN VAVREK's avatar

When decorated War Hero, former Republican nominee for President, and Senator from the Great 48th State of Arizona John McCain passed away on the 25th of August,2018, #45 refused to order the flags on Government buildings to half staff (he later recanted). And at one point he declared Senator McCain was not a war hero, saying, "He's not a war hero, he's a war hero because he was captured. I like people who weren't captured, okay? I hate to tell you."

God's avatar

exactly! 🫡

Sam and Jo's avatar

Can we fly trump upside down too?

Sioux Fleming's avatar

I have a suggestion for which body part we attach to the flag pole…

Joel Wiley's avatar

Doesn't sound like LOTUS (Liar Of The United States). Using complete, coherent sentences

God's avatar

you’re right I need to edit this and make him dumber

Ally House (Oregon)'s avatar

The problem with this as satire is that it could be true.

God's avatar

or maybe it’s the problem with reality

flavius Harkrider's avatar

Dear God: Please see if You could arrange for Orangey guy to be sent to prison, put in solitary confinement, and subject to listening to the ENTIRE WORDS of Battle Hymn Of The Republic played on a loop, enhanced with an elaborate sound system. Oh. Feed him the leftover pieces of other prisoner's food! Thank you, Almighty!

God's avatar

oh that’s good

Christopher Manson's avatar

Thanks God. For this AND keeping me sober. ❤️

God's avatar

No, thank YOU! 🙏

Patty Whitaker's avatar

I am so glad I read the whole thing because I was ready to slam the share and ask how anyone can still support him. God D@n% it!

God's avatar

you can still share it! 😂 thanks for reading!

Joe uziel's avatar

I feel bone spurs coming on🦶.

antlisa1201's avatar

I shared this on Tribel with Trump Fans and also with Republicans!

Connie Shreiner's avatar

The misspellings are spot on!

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Thanks, Connie!

Kathi Ruel's avatar

Surprise.

M Stevens's avatar

Thanks. Should have known

rachel111's avatar

Dear God, the like ♥️button doesn’t allow me to “like”, so I want you to know I really appreciate your emojis!

Joe uziel's avatar

I just liked for you 😉.

rachel111's avatar

Joe Uziel, I just read about you! What an incredible person you are! Thank you for caring enough and taking the time to like it for me!💕

Joe uziel's avatar

Well, 111, if that's really your last name, I'm still mostly unknowing about you, yet I'm intrigued 🤔. Now we both subscribe to each other's yet nonexistent substacks. 🥴🥴

rachel111's avatar

😂You know you’re making me lol! I look forward to your comments!

rachel111's avatar

Oh wow, thanks! You’re so kind!🥰

Joe uziel's avatar

My reputation proceeds me. Wow! I didn't even know that I had a reputation 😳 😅.

rachel111's avatar

😂Funny, too! Be well and stay safe💕🌸

M Stevens's avatar

I almost shared this. Next time best to put a disclaimer up front

God's avatar

I’m glad you saw the disclaimer at the end. Just fyi, all of my articles are news satire. So you can expect all of them to be going for that. I’m trying to satirize someone who is beyond satire. There is nothing that he wouldn’t do.

Laura Pizzicara's avatar

Eat shit, Miss DIVINE!!