When decorated War Hero, former Republican nominee for President, and Senator from the Great 48th State of Arizona John McCain passed away on the 25th of August,2018, #45 refused to order the flags on Government buildings to half staff (he later recanted). And at one point he declared Senator McCain was not a war hero, saying, "He's not a war hero, he's a war hero because he was captured. I like people who weren't captured, okay? I hate to tell you."
Dear God: Please see if You could arrange for Orangey guy to be sent to prison, put in solitary confinement, and subject to listening to the ENTIRE WORDS of Battle Hymn Of The Republic played on a loop, enhanced with an elaborate sound system. Oh. Feed him the leftover pieces of other prisoner's food! Thank you, Almighty!
Well, 111, if that's really your last name, I'm still mostly unknowing about you, yet I'm intrigued 🤔. Now we both subscribe to each other's yet nonexistent substacks. 🥴🥴
I’m glad you saw the disclaimer at the end. Just fyi, all of my articles are news satire. So you can expect all of them to be going for that. I’m trying to satirize someone who is beyond satire. There is nothing that he wouldn’t do.
When decorated War Hero, former Republican nominee for President, and Senator from the Great 48th State of Arizona John McCain passed away on the 25th of August,2018, #45 refused to order the flags on Government buildings to half staff (he later recanted). And at one point he declared Senator McCain was not a war hero, saying, "He's not a war hero, he's a war hero because he was captured. I like people who weren't captured, okay? I hate to tell you."
exactly! 🫡
Can we fly trump upside down too?
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I have a suggestion for which body part we attach to the flag pole…
Doesn't sound like LOTUS (Liar Of The United States). Using complete, coherent sentences
you’re right I need to edit this and make him dumber
The problem with this as satire is that it could be true.
or maybe it’s the problem with reality
Dear God: Please see if You could arrange for Orangey guy to be sent to prison, put in solitary confinement, and subject to listening to the ENTIRE WORDS of Battle Hymn Of The Republic played on a loop, enhanced with an elaborate sound system. Oh. Feed him the leftover pieces of other prisoner's food! Thank you, Almighty!
oh that’s good
Thanks God. For this AND keeping me sober. ❤️
No, thank YOU! 🙏
I am so glad I read the whole thing because I was ready to slam the share and ask how anyone can still support him. God D@n% it!
you can still share it! 😂 thanks for reading!
I feel bone spurs coming on🦶.
I shared this on Tribel with Trump Fans and also with Republicans!
hahaha
The misspellings are spot on!
Thanks, Connie!
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Surprise.
Thanks. Should have known
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Dear God, the like ♥️button doesn’t allow me to “like”, so I want you to know I really appreciate your emojis!
I just liked for you 😉.
Joe Uziel, I just read about you! What an incredible person you are! Thank you for caring enough and taking the time to like it for me!💕
Well, 111, if that's really your last name, I'm still mostly unknowing about you, yet I'm intrigued 🤔. Now we both subscribe to each other's yet nonexistent substacks. 🥴🥴
😂You know you’re making me lol! I look forward to your comments!
Don't believe all you read 😇.
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Oh wow, thanks! You’re so kind!🥰
My reputation proceeds me. Wow! I didn't even know that I had a reputation 😳 😅.
😂Funny, too! Be well and stay safe💕🌸
I almost shared this. Next time best to put a disclaimer up front
I’m glad you saw the disclaimer at the end. Just fyi, all of my articles are news satire. So you can expect all of them to be going for that. I’m trying to satirize someone who is beyond satire. There is nothing that he wouldn’t do.
Eat shit, Miss DIVINE!!