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Ranger Adams's avatar

I wonder if Trump/Vance/Musk stew would be better with garlic and lots of hot peppers? I heard that Guillotines made great kitchen tools for chopping up boney stew meat. The heads are not needed and would look better gracing a fence.

Jan Frederick's avatar

"would look better gracing a fence." or a tall pole in the reflecting pool at the Washington Monument!

Nancy's avatar

Yeah, stay away from the heads; they have a high fat content. ;-)

Allison T MacKay's avatar

A Saws All could make a great kitchen tool!

Jan Frederick's avatar

I don't know, God. I kinda like seeing those idiots beg Chump on line. It makes me feel vindicated! It is also a moment of humor that I and others need right now. Thank you, God!! Amen! Awomen! Ramen! (that one was for you, Bender!)

Morgan Wolaver's avatar

I feel sad, not sorrow or sympathy for his voters that he has screwed, just f__king sad we can not help them understand. A Trump sycophant ship of fools. I think a day trip to Montreal for fresh air is in order.

Timothy D's avatar

Honest-liness is close to God-liness!

❤️💙❣️💙❤️❣️💙❤️❣️💙❤️❣️

Josh's avatar

The best protests seem to be taking place outside the U.S. or--if here--are by foreign-born folks like Mike. Tesla sales have dropped much more overseas than they have here. To me both of those things suggest that Americans are stupendously stupid compared to the rest of the world. I would also add spectacularly greedy and astoundingly cowardly to that list. Joe Exotic is certainly all of those things. Tesla owners, too. The ones I see driving around have obnoxiously smug expressions. I would be wearing a mask or holding my hand next to my face if I were driving that scrap right now.

the real pambo's avatar

Dear God, satan must be jealous because you are BRINGING the fire and brimstone! Keep up the great work. Amen!

Joni Bosch's avatar

The problem is that Trumper’s think they are part of the “We”. What they don’t realize is that they are actually part of the “Them”. With the rest of us.

Christie sebo's avatar

For a half a second, I thought a leopard at his Zoo actually attacked him and made a snack of his face. That's an attention-grabbing headline if I've ever seen it.

Allison T MacKay's avatar

I did too, click bait! Worth it though💜

Samantha's avatar

I was just listening to Candian Prime Minister Trudeau talking about the trade wars that Mump started and I walked away with a bad feeling. I am SOOO hoping that I am wrong, but I think that Mump may do one or both of two things. I think he may set our military to 'border patrol' at our northern border and close the border both ways - no one in, no one out. When he gets tired of waiting for Canada to kiss the ring, he will order our military to attack. Canada has two problems. The first is Mump, and all that that implies. But Mump has already played with the idea of giving Alaska to Putin, which brings us to the other bad thing. Putin on Canada's doorstep and on ours. Dear God, please tell me that I am simply being paranoid, but Canada has mineral and rare earth deposits that go far beyond Ukraines. Mump wants them and so does Putin. I doubt that a 'reasonable' excuse will not be made for invasion. Will the MAGAs fall for it and go on believing Trumps lies? We undoubtedly will see.

Rhoda Ozen's avatar

God you must speed up your Smiting. These apathetic idiots will continue their begging but if you see the idiocy start to run rampant then you know, God, you’ll have to be smiting in groups!!

Thank you God and get to smiting…

Christopher Claseman's avatar

So many faces so few leopards.

Sandy's avatar

My day is not complete until I read your posts. You Bless You!

tecolote42's avatar

Haven't thought of Joe Exotic in years, Just read his wiki page. Good grief.

On a related note; since when was it okay to sell citizenships?

Kim Bart's avatar

Congrats, God! You can only go up from here. Keep on keeping us sane! I'm happy to support you.

P J Johnston's avatar

Amen, Awomen, A-LGBTQ+ and Aall others!

P J Johnston's avatar

My thoughts on this one, what goes around, comes around or another way to put it KARMA's a B#$ch!