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Christina Ronnberg's avatar

God - thank you for platypuses

Maria K.'s avatar

Absolutely! Platypi are awesome!

Dori's avatar

I didn't realize that was plural for platypus. Now I like them even more! Yes, thank you God for platypi!

Marci Brennan's avatar

Let me get this straight - these fascists are concerned about teen boy sperm count while systematically gutting women’s health care. So women are to be baby incubators with no support. And teen fathers & mothers are totally fine. Make it make sense!

Bronwyn Halls's avatar

Well you gotta distract the young from anything but sex, because if you don't they might get interested in really dreadful stuff above the waist. Education, for example.

Marilyn J Arney's avatar

Wait a minute this was supposed to be a summit about maternal health care and what our fucking secretary of health and human services wanted to talk about was the amount of sperm teenagers are producing - in his opinion THAT is the existential crisis - not women bleeding out in parking lots because of all the fucking anti-abortion bills his magat friends are passing? Can someone please put his ass in jail where he belongs.

Jennifer Roussel's avatar

A few days ago, a woman in Texas died from sepsis after a miscarriage because of the fucked up abortion rules here. FUCK THE REPUBLICAN PARTY!

Jennie Reson's avatar

🙏🏻😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 that's horrible!!!😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🙇🏻‍♀️

Tracy Kohlbeck's avatar

Holy hell, that's just flat out creepy talking about teen sperm counts. How about RFK Jr count his remaining brain cells instead?

Alexander Crouton-Skitch's avatar

Robert F. Kennedy, Jr., Conspiracy Theorist-cum-US Secretary of Health and Human Services.

razorsedge5055's avatar

There is indisputable evidence that he was asleep yesterday (and several other times in recent months). Yet, they assert, incorrectly, that he's blinking.

“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.”

Richard's avatar

Amen! Trump is sound asleep! RFK Jr and Dr. Oz saying stupid shit.

Richard's avatar

What a bunch of lunatics!

Richard's avatar

That is what happens when the old fart is wide awake during the wee hours of the night rage posting on his crappy app.

Old Man Kerapsak's avatar

RFK doesn’t know if he’s cumming or going while Dozing Donold dreams of golden statues.

Alexander Crouton-Skitch's avatar

But but but Doctor Ozquack said 'Can we just agree that Covid is over?' to the press a few months ago! We have nothing to worry about!

Janis Kronlund's avatar

I just had it (again) in October. Still trying to get my sense of smell back. And I did have the vaccine and updates. So yeah, it's not over. I can't hardly believe Oz went to the dark side with Dementia Don.

Maria K.'s avatar

What in the actual WHAT?!!!!!!!!!!

Marguerite Funk's avatar

For the love of God, someone give him a neck pillow!

Bronwyn Halls's avatar

What things sperm me to action: one idiot obsessing over teens' sperm count, and another over being the US's spermanent monarch.

Stan hasegawa's avatar

Andy Borowitz, the satirist, wrote Trump upset that JD placed a sheet over him while he was napping.

William Weaver's avatar

Sperm Counters LLC. President & Senior Sperm Counter, RFK Jr.

Sarah3000's avatar

God,

Just when I thought I couldn't be more grossed out by RFK Jr., you share this sperm comment. I literally feel sick to my stomach. That's enough news for me for the rest of this week, or month, or year.

Jennie Reson's avatar

Thou shalt not listen to false golden idols distracting henchmen.

Peace be with us all.✌🏻

Amen. ☝🏻🙏🏻🥺🙇🏻‍♀️

Release the HE BE DAMNED EPSTEIN FILES 🤦🏻‍♀️🤬🖕🏻