I once had a conversation that left me dumb founded because I once told my young nephew years ago that yes Harry the platypus is a cartoon character but there are real platypus living in nature. I was told to quit spreading lies there is no such thing. It's just your imagination! *insert legally blonde "um your what" gif*
Let me get this straight - these fascists are concerned about teen boy sperm count while systematically gutting women’s health care. So women are to be baby incubators with no support. And teen fathers & mothers are totally fine. Make it make sense!
Well you gotta distract the young from anything but sex, because if you don't they might get interested in really dreadful stuff above the waist. Education, for example.
Yesterday I was told that my doctor wouldn’t be performing a Pap smear during my annual “complete” physical because insurance companies have stopped funding them “because you’re doing too much” (meaning too many procedures) during these exams. This is more evidence that there is a war against women’s healthcare. They haven’t stopped funding men’s prostate exams.
Wait a minute this was supposed to be a summit about maternal health care and what our fucking secretary of health and human services wanted to talk about was the amount of sperm teenagers are producing - in his opinion THAT is the existential crisis - not women bleeding out in parking lots because of all the fucking anti-abortion bills his magat friends are passing? Can someone please put his ass in jail where he belongs.
Thank you for spreading this infuriating, tragic news. Sepsis and hemorrhaging after miscarriage or childbirth are scary even with the best healthcare available, but deliberately withholding it bc of ignorant Republican lawmakers is unconscionable.
There is indisputable evidence that he was asleep yesterday (and several other times in recent months). Yet, they assert, incorrectly, that he's blinking.
“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.”
I just had it (again) in October. Still trying to get my sense of smell back. And I did have the vaccine and updates. So yeah, it's not over. I can't hardly believe Oz went to the dark side with Dementia Don.
Thank you. Other than loss of smell it was just like a bad cold really. I didn't even think it was covid until a routine check up with my Dr and I described the loss of smell and she said it was covid.
God - thank you for platypuses
Absolutely! Platypi are awesome!
I didn't realize that was plural for platypus. Now I like them even more! Yes, thank you God for platypi!
I once had a conversation that left me dumb founded because I once told my young nephew years ago that yes Harry the platypus is a cartoon character but there are real platypus living in nature. I was told to quit spreading lies there is no such thing. It's just your imagination! *insert legally blonde "um your what" gif*
Amen!
and possums!!!!
Let me get this straight - these fascists are concerned about teen boy sperm count while systematically gutting women’s health care. So women are to be baby incubators with no support. And teen fathers & mothers are totally fine. Make it make sense!
Well you gotta distract the young from anything but sex, because if you don't they might get interested in really dreadful stuff above the waist. Education, for example.
One of their top priorities is more white babies. They don’t have to be fed, housed, and definitely not educated after they’re born. Just white
Yesterday I was told that my doctor wouldn’t be performing a Pap smear during my annual “complete” physical because insurance companies have stopped funding them “because you’re doing too much” (meaning too many procedures) during these exams. This is more evidence that there is a war against women’s healthcare. They haven’t stopped funding men’s prostate exams.
Age has something to do with it as well - over 60, the docs won’t do it unless asked !
Wait a minute this was supposed to be a summit about maternal health care and what our fucking secretary of health and human services wanted to talk about was the amount of sperm teenagers are producing - in his opinion THAT is the existential crisis - not women bleeding out in parking lots because of all the fucking anti-abortion bills his magat friends are passing? Can someone please put his ass in jail where he belongs.
A few days ago, a woman in Texas died from sepsis after a miscarriage because of the fucked up abortion rules here. FUCK THE REPUBLICAN PARTY!
🙏🏻😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 that's horrible!!!😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🙇🏻♀️
Yes it is worse than horrible. But thank the Republikkkans that men can still get their boner pills even by mail.
I'm so sorry you are having to go through this..
I lost a VERY good friend due to complications of this he be damned virus. So you have my uttermost sympathies.🙇🏻♀️
Stay hydrated my dear sister. If you even can stay active. Walk don't run 🙏🏻🥺🫂
Let’s hope, then, that mumps doesn’t make a comeback. It’s apparently known for causing male sterility via “orchitis”.
Thank you for spreading this infuriating, tragic news. Sepsis and hemorrhaging after miscarriage or childbirth are scary even with the best healthcare available, but deliberately withholding it bc of ignorant Republican lawmakers is unconscionable.
Not in a good way, either.
Holy hell, that's just flat out creepy talking about teen sperm counts. How about RFK Jr count his remaining brain cells instead?
Imagine a female president surrounded mostly by young men as her ancient female HHS secretary opined about menstruation in teenage girls.
No, I can’t either.
Where is he getting these samples? I can't imagine teen boys wanting to choke their chicken for RFKJr!
Great question!
There is indisputable evidence that he was asleep yesterday (and several other times in recent months). Yet, they assert, incorrectly, that he's blinking.
“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.”
As usual, all the “Sleepy Joe” insults were pure projection
What things sperm me to action: one idiot obsessing over teens' sperm count, and another over being the US's spermanent monarch.
Amen! Trump is sound asleep! RFK Jr and Dr. Oz saying stupid shit.
What a bunch of lunatics!
That is what happens when the old fart is wide awake during the wee hours of the night rage posting on his crappy app.
RFK doesn’t know if he’s cumming or going while Dozing Donold dreams of golden statues.
As a Mom of two, it appears I'm under-babied, whatever!
As to sperm, how does that quack know...nevermind, I don't want to know!
47* has an annual (6 times a year is annual?) exam om the 26th, I'm certain he'll be in perfect health with a svelte body & solid mind. 🙄
Robert F. Kennedy, Jr., Conspiracy Theorist-cum-US Secretary of Health and Human Services.
Is that the Latin or the English "cum"?
But but but Doctor Ozquack said 'Can we just agree that Covid is over?' to the press a few months ago! We have nothing to worry about!
I just had it (again) in October. Still trying to get my sense of smell back. And I did have the vaccine and updates. So yeah, it's not over. I can't hardly believe Oz went to the dark side with Dementia Don.
Prayers for you.🫂🙇🏻♀️Best wishes and God bless.🙏🏻🥺
Thank you. Other than loss of smell it was just like a bad cold really. I didn't even think it was covid until a routine check up with my Dr and I described the loss of smell and she said it was covid.
Amen and Amen. I'm glad that you just have a crappy cold sister.🙏🏻🥰🫂 Pretty please stay hydrated 😊👍🏻
Sperm Counters LLC. President & Senior Sperm Counter, RFK Jr.
Andy Borowitz, the satirist, wrote Trump upset that JD placed a sheet over him while he was napping.
Thou shalt not listen to false golden idol's distracting henchmen.
Peace be with us all.✌🏻
Amen. ☝🏻🙏🏻🥺🙇🏻♀️
Release the HE BE DAMNED EPSTEIN FILES 🤦🏻♀️🤬🖕🏻
What in the actual WHAT?!!!!!!!!!!
For the love of God, someone give him a neck pillow!