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Walt Svirsky's avatar

The serial prevaricator and huge tosser of towels has a new gig. Now he chucks chicken strips!

Watching the fetid fast food freak throwing box after box of deep fried fabulousness into a hurricane soaked crowd was like another Puerto Rican nightmare.

Who does this? Who “thinks” this is an impressive act that will garner votes?

You know who.

Michelle's avatar

I love a good story about the "fetid fast food freak" as much as anyone else, but I'm being vigilant on clarity in communications about him. He DID toss boxes of chicen tenders to crowds, but not the flood victims. It was at the Alabama v Georgia football game.

Which is just plain, dare I say it, Weird!!

Walt Svirsky's avatar

Thanks for keeping me straight, Michelle. Not looking to join the lying liars and the lies they tell. 😊

Anita Walton's avatar

Could we throw them back at him?? 🤣

TWS's avatar

I missed his chicken tossing episode. SNL could have fun with that, if the implications were not so damn serious.

Trump’s chronological age is 78, his mental age must be in the low single digits! Empathy: non existent - based upon his apparent incapacity for feeling anyone else’s agony.

The fact that he has any supporters speaks volumes about our national maturity level, and the nation’s ability to discern evil and danger in potential leaders. He belongs in a “time out” dark corner…Oh…jail!!

Norah Shannon's avatar

I wonder if we all mark Donold as Spam, will he go away?

Barbara Olsen's avatar

Don't even suggest Spam....he'll find someone to throw THAT at next!!

Anita Walton's avatar

I am sure that Monty Python wouldn't like that much. I could see John Cleese issuing a "cease and desist" order.

Jed V's avatar

I hate to correct the Almighty... But those aren't even Bounty paper towels. They are off-brand Great Value paper towels from Walmart.

Only the finest from Donold.

God's avatar

thanks, fixed!

Jed V's avatar

Awwwww! (in Jesus's voice)

I love you, God!

Rob Nelson's avatar

DON-OLD is a orange bag of mental decline.

Colleen Kitson's avatar

Yes! Great response. Donold is desperate!

Rob Nelson's avatar

TFG and JD are sinking as Kamala and Tim are rising.

Rob Nelson's avatar

The pure JOY of being Liked by God!

Michelle's avatar

From your lips to.... oh, wait! He's already listening!

Kenneth Hines's avatar

Desperation. What does it look like? Trump, going down the toilet, grasping at straws all the way. Turd-swirling with the entire GOP.

Shirley Peck's avatar

Kenneth! What an image!

John Jacob's avatar

Donnie Von Weirdly strikes again!

Too bad all that MAGA merch-money can’t be directly donated to charities helping with disaster relief, instead of randomly providing cheap paper towels and frozen chicken to those suffering…

Wait a minute 🧐

David Jones's avatar

Disaster response is just one of a multitude of fatal flaws afflicting Donold.

Hannah's avatar

Using people's tragedies as political fodder is so on brand for him.

Hannah's avatar

Oh yeah, thanks God 😅

Moon Cat's avatar

Trump's response to Hurricane Matthew was to cut the amount of aid requested by North Carolina

"North Carolina will receive only $6.1 million from the Trump administration. That’s 99 percent less than the requested amount."

Why are these States voting Republican?

Ryan Williams's avatar

And freaking Matt Gaetz from freaking Florida voted against relief. You can’t complain about a problem when your party is constantly the source of the problem…

alice jena's avatar

He is too cheap to give away Bounty Towels. They were cheap brands

AlmaQ's avatar

Mayt Gaetz, ate you a socialist now?

Teresa's avatar

I couldn't believe it the first time I saw him throwing those towels. Now I can't even see the photo without feeling sheer rage and loathing towards that murdering, whining, lying, insane, POS. HOW is he even being considered as a candidate for President of the United States, AGAIN? I swear I'm trapped in an alternate reality, this can't be REAL. What's UP with this BULLSHIT? HELLO? Americans?! So we're going to have a Dr Strange love thing happen when that batshit crazy asshole presses the wrong dang button ordering his Diet Coke? OH, shoot. Look it what I did, my bad. Why doesn't he just choke on a Happy Meal, or stroke out already. Maybe then, this nightmare will finally end..........

Karen's avatar

Would you mind turning your divine gaze on Trump campaign spokesdemon Steven Cheung?

Anita Walton's avatar

Not to embarrass you but it's Helene.