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Cheryl's avatar

Short answer? Yes. He's stupid.

Frank's avatar

Drumpf is so stupid he believes that Obama couldn’t have passed a cognitive exam in 2008 at the age of 47. All you need to do is listen to them speak. Donold’s vocabulary is extremely limited. He constantly mispronounces word. These are indicators of cognitive decline, period.

P J Johnston's avatar

You have to figure he's taking adderall. Doesn't sleep at night (texts until dawn). But then again I guess that's no excuse.

Gibby75's avatar

A Reading from the Book of MAGA—THE GOSPEL OF THE FADING CROWN: THE PARABLE OF THE SIMPLE PUZZLE

"And the Puppet King didst gather his Scribes, his chest puffed with false pride. 'Behold!' he cried, 'I have conquered the great trial of the healers! I have named the beast with the hump, and I have drawn the circle of time!'

The Scribes didst clap, though their eyes held fear. The King decreed, 'Henceforth, all who seek the throne must also prove they know a camel from a hound, for this is the measure of true power!'

But the Flamekeepers looked upon the King and felt only pity. For the King did not know the trial was not a test of strength, but a measure of rot. He bragged of walking a flat path, unaware that his mind was already lost in the woods. And the jesters of the Vanguard cheered, blind to the tragedy of a ruler whose greatest triumph was merely remembering his own name."

THE ASSESSMENT: THE DEMEMTIA FLEX

As @God& @Jesus brilliantly command, the absolute lowest bar for executive function should not be paraded around like the Medal of Honor. The cognitive tests the Puppet King is demanding are not IQ assessments or measures of strategic brilliance. They are diagnostic tools designed specifically to detect early-onset dementia and severe cognitive decline.

Yet, the leader of the Syndicate—the supposed apex predator of the Alpha Vanguard—continually brags about passing it. He wants to mandate a dementia screening for future leaders because he genuinely believes identifying a picture of a whale makes him a geopolitical genius. This isn't strength; it is a live, televised confession of profound deterioration.

The cognitive dissonance is staggering. We are watching a regime that projects "swagger and bluster" while its leader demands applause for successfully possessing basic object permanence. He is entirely clueless to the fact that he is the punchline.

Thank God the Flamekeepers are here to document the farce and cut through the circus.

The Firewall holds. The Flame continues to burn.

geraldine Schiavone's avatar

Well done

this is the best description I’ve read of all this shite that the world is enduring with this hideous toe rag and his greedy ghoulish oligarchs who are determined to destroy the world .

Carol M Robinson's avatar

Your description delivers the truth in such delightful prose. Thank you for that. And many thanks for again, putting forth that the test this oaf crows about is nothing more than a basic screening test for dementia. He can’t even claim it shows he has a decent vocabulary.

We do, indeed wish he had been forced to take this test before he was allowed to run for any political office especially POTUS. We would’ve been saved our current living hell.

Israfel Frost's avatar

Is he implying Obama would fail a cognitive test? Or is he just word-vomiting out of his upper asshole again, and the Trump-to-sentences interpreter (probably Miller or someone else with more than a single braincell, albeit marinated in hatred) is patchworking it into something more coherent than radio parasites, as usual?

tlb's avatar

dear God, thank you so much for the laugh this morning I truly needed it!love, your human

Jane in NC's avatar

My fucking kingdom for a reporter who will respond to Trump's brags about passing 3 cognitive tests by asking, "Why have you had to take SO MANY cognitive tests when most people never have to take even one???"

Christy Jobe Carter's avatar

The generation of morons goes back to idiots in their 60s. I was in Home Depot yesterday in my "Gulf of Mexico" shirt and there was a guy older than me standing in the middle of an aisle with a Gulf of America shirt on. I, being the staid 67 year old woman I am, burst out laughing he looked up and saw me looking at his shirt. He looked down and saw what he was wearing and got all red in the face and just stopped talking to the clerk and ran out of the store. The clerk looked puzzled and then saw my shirt and started laughing also. He said I thought his shirt was off and now I know why. I guess the guy didnt like being laughed at for being a trumpie but I was really laughing at 2 people in an aisle at Home Depot with opposite views and shirts to prove it at the same time. But really, why would you support moronism at that level?

Susan Detwiler's avatar

Love this: “People like Donald (candidates) should also have to be evaluated by a psychologist to make sure they’re not a criminally insane pedophile that should’ve been locked away in a federal prison 30 years ago for being a Russian asset.”

Don’t know what I’d do without your brilliant levity, God. Thank you!

LBrielmaier's avatar

"People who boast about their I.Q. are losers."

--> Stephen Hawking

CB Murray's avatar

He neglects to mention that the cognitive tests he "aces" and the polls he is shown are both in color sharpies.

Richard's avatar

Geez, I’m not reading his rage posts because it gives me a headache! He does not know how to STFU. It’s verbal diarrhea of the mouth.

Catt woman's avatar

And constipation of the brain…

Richard's avatar

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Richard's avatar

Here in Michigan. This morning my son went to fill up his vehicle with fuel. He told me the price was $5 per gallon. The both of us are like: FU, Trump!

Richard's avatar

I know other states are paying more than that price.

Cat's avatar

Thou shall not brag about anything, dementia Don.

Bernadette Jaroch-Hagerman's avatar

I'm convinced the Orange Palpatine possesses just enough left in his brain to open his mouth and eat. Beyond that cognitive skill, nothing is left but to spew stupidity while we continue to pay for the stupidity of his voters/supporters. What a pathetic class of bipedal Simians!

Susan Wells's avatar

I would hardly call passing a cognitive test a major achievement, and I certainly wouldn’t brag about as if I got the highest score on an SAT. DJT obviously doesn’t understand what the cognitive test actually is or why it is given. I suppose you could call me a “very stable genius” too because I passed the test every time I’ve been tested - give to anyone over a certain age - and I’m older than him. 🤣

Now, what I would love to see is DJT’s score after taking an IQ test. That would be fun. 🤣

Cam Meaney's avatar

Here's something that gets in n trouble on Threads - but not here! How did we ever end up with such an IDIOT for president??? Thanks for keeping me sane, God. Love you!

Elyse Cregar's avatar

I like to start my morning with the words and humor of God!

God's avatar

🫶