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alice jena's avatar

The sounds of chickens are music to me

God's avatar

right?? 😂

Kris Tillman's avatar

I love it, God! What a way to start your morning, listening to a horrible old man smite himself!! Happy Tuesday!!

Nancy Taylor's avatar

Personally, I don't really care about the muting because I believe Kamala will be prepared. When she practises she has to have someone that throws "gish Gallop" at her! That's the one thing that caused Biden to fail. Narcissist Trump knows perfectly well how to spew a river of lies and half truths and accusations rather than debate. The person who " debates" Trump has to be ready to start every sentence with "you're lying again".

Please God, if they had trained Biden to do that, he wouldn't have lost the debate. But then again we wouldn't be pulling for Kamala now... But I don't want to see her lose to somebody when all it takes is practising speaking back against "Gish Gallop"!!!

Katharine Hill's avatar

Thanks be to God. Amen. BTW haven’t heard from your Son lately. Is he okay?

God's avatar

he took off for vacation last week and this. He will be back next week!

Katharine Hill's avatar

Almost like the Second Coming, eh? I’m thrilled to get the Word of God this morning.

God's avatar

Good morning, Katharine!

Dr. Fake Smile's avatar

Jesus was over on Jon Pavlovitch’s site earlier today, but it was paid subscribers only, so I didn’t get to hear his full words!😂

God always lets us ALL hear Jesus even the poor among us.

Why don’t You *call Him and HolyS up and y’all do a panel on the paid vs unpaid Word here soon? I pray?

* God, are your pronouns The/Thine or You/Yours?

God's avatar

excuse me wat

Katharine Hill's avatar

Thanks for the referral. I, too, got only the free stuff but it was still very uplifting. That’s the Jesus I learned about as a child from many different sources, even though our family didn’t attend any church. Goodness and Mercy, please.

Dr. Fake Smile's avatar

Thé Lord hath spoken. Let it be

buzz2017's avatar

Dear God, next time please do more than flick his ear.

KHKate's avatar

Oh my God (and You are), I saw the chicken thing on Morning Joe! You can tell who's smarter by looking at the larf factor.

God, You gave us the ability to think and form opinions, so I have to disagree about the hot mikes. Sure, it was amusing to hear Uncle Joe bark, "Will you shut up, man?" at the last debate, but the bag of orange skin verbally walked all over Hilary and still won. I want to hear Harris' policies (I know what the bag's are and don't care) and everyone else. It doesn't want her intelligence to be on display. I also don't want the debate time--and it's a debate, not a clown show--to be wasted with his hot air and Kamala having to say, "Please--I am talking" countless times.

Bill's avatar

I've taught my daughters how to handle "men" behaving in such situations (elbows, feet, pepper spray, and more "permanent ways "). Hope she employs the same tactics!

Susan Snyder's avatar

My Dad taught me how to pull off a mean throat punch. I’d be happy to demonstrate on the orange dummy.

Nancy Taylor's avatar

Well, the "News" channels want a "debate". What Harris absolutely must do is train how to derail tRump's Gish gallop! It's not about intelligence or decency. It takes staying calm and confident, and aggressively starting EVERY reply with "you're lying" or "you're lying again" or "unbelievable! you have nothing but lies". The next sentence can be the statistics or response.

Sarah #1's avatar

Exactly! Where is the off button on the orange anus faced moron? God - I’m sure you hear my constant prayers that he be removed permanently from our eyes and ears. I will think I’ve died and come to heaven if I never again had to witness that scumbag-demented-dead soul-pervert. Please God hear my prayers!!!

June M Grifo's avatar

Yes we must do the will of God. He has spoken !!!!

Barbara Olsen's avatar

I wonder...could you please make the chicken noises during the debate a real thing? I'd definitely LMAO at that one!!

Christie sebo's avatar

Not muted.. I cannot wait to see Kamala turn to Donnie and say I'm speaking, with a waving finger. I'd also like to see that same waving finger point towards security when the screaming banshee won't shut up. And for the vision of trump being hauled off kicking and screaming to be permanently ingrained in my brain. Any other outcome is barely conceivable to me. It has to end!

Kenneth Hines's avatar

Give 45 whatever he wants, whichever way he wants it, and ask him to ‘blather’ on and on. Keep asking to ‘clarify’ whatever he says and keep telling him he’s not making sense and we need more particulars so he will dig deeper and deeper. Kamala should say little besides ‘I don’t understand what you just said’, doling out the rope while he hangs himself. Without confrontation to anchor himself he will go in circles and tie himself in knots.

Christie sebo's avatar

Chicken Train runnin' all day can't get on can't get off chicken train take the chickens away ..

WTH Is Going On?! Chris Berrie's avatar

How cool would it be if there was a Dumpster channel that just followed him 24/7. That would kill his campaign quicker than anything.

Christie sebo's avatar

Pull that chicken train donny boy..

Regina Klone's avatar

The chickens make more sense than he does