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Andra Watkins's avatar

I condemn political violence. At the same time Democrats, DO NOT stop talking about Project 2025. DO NOT stop writing postcards and volunteering to get out the vote. DO NOT stop talking about the Epstein revelations. DO NOT take your foot off the gas. Let's stay laser-focused on what we need to do to defeat these violent fascist Republicans in November.

Joe uziel's avatar

Project 2025, Mr Cantaloupe claimed is just me goofing off. 'Kinda like when my wonderful Supreme Court Justice. Ugh. Brent something,

I think. Anyway, he liked to have a few cool ones, and sometimes got a little rapey, but, no big deal, right?

She's not gonna be harmed if he accidentally grabbed her by the pussy. ' The reporters reportedly reported that reports rereported that very reported event. Further reporting will be forthcoming. Stay tuned. We are signing off, but we will return at five thirty am for the morning farmers report. Reportedly.

Nancy's avatar

"Oh, yeah, those Heritage guys, they weren't supposed to be taking /notes/ on what I was saying, I didn't mean any of it, now there's 900 pages? Who knew?"

Joe uziel's avatar

Now available, the not Trump project 2025 coloring book. Load up on those orange crayons kiddies. Have fun flagging the Supreme liars crazy wife. See who's bald skull reflects sunlight the best. Learn how to build your own ark(note that animals are not included.)

Mike Phelan's avatar

Thank you, god. You’re one of a good deities.

Jo Ann Feeler's avatar

Keep the narrative aimed at the evils of PLOT 2025. Orangedouchewater didn't take a bullet. He got a scratch on his ear, probably from teleprompter glass. Work on voter registration, phone banking, letters and postcards. Mention the Epstein files. Ask magats how they explain supporting a rapist/felon/misogynist to their daughters and granddaughters. VOTE BLUE! Call your county Democrat office and volunteer. And did I mention VOTE BLUE!

Barbara Olsen's avatar

I heard the same, that it was a 20 year-old Republican that did the shooting...but if people were pointing him out to the authorities, why wasn't anything done beforehand? I hate to say it, but something's rotten in Denmark, my spidey senses are tingling all through my goodie bits...

Joe uziel's avatar

Residues, wastes of food industry, animal fodder all seem to be possible culprits. All stuff we import from them. Yummy 😋.

Amy Blamey's avatar

I would love for you to focus on things regular people can do to help get the vote out like Vote Forward or other active groups. Hey have you gotten your hands on any Rum Raisin ice cream yet?

Nancy's avatar

There was a live streaming thing by Farron (of Farron Balanced) earlier today, and all he could do was chide us verbally for not accepting "THE TRUTH!!!" that we were gonna lose in November because of this. I listened for as long as I wanted to (which wasn't very far, it must be said), waiting for him to offer us some suggestions on what we could do about it.

Nothin'. >:-(

Joe uziel's avatar

His real? name is Farron Cousins. Sounds inbred to me. 👾

Nancy's avatar

Heh! Now, now; just because the poor sod is stuck in Florida... ;-)

Ordinarily I like his stuff and often agree with him, but with all this crapola piling up right after all the dumping on poor Biden, he just rubbed me the wrong way. It was the last thing I needed to hear. >:-(

Joe uziel's avatar

OK, I'll switch to Ted Cruz. I think that he looks like he's about to gnaw on something. His eyes remind me of ferrets. His heart is still in cancun?

Joe uziel's avatar

I still can't put a finger on it, let alone, a foot... What's the real story about the shoeless Manchurian Cantaloupe? Did he really talk a bullet to his ear, or was the teleprompter merely expressing it's opinion 🤔 . No shattering news yet. Orangesicle say 'what... speak louder, my ear hurts.' ... Of course, he's still speaking through his lower orifices. about the rally. He mentioned a woman in the third row with 'spectacular gozongas'. 'I should have called her to the stage and had her jump up and down. I think she probably calls the twins Trump 1 and Trump 2. Me think she was Spanic, plus she had a nice cucaracha. She also looks like my daughter. Not my darling Tiffy, but the blonde one who looks like one of my ex wives and I DIDN'T RAPE that woman! Never ever saw her in my life. Am I still married?'

Joe uziel's avatar

BREAKING NEWS

Police say that the teleprompter acted alone. They obtained unredacted teleprompter papers showing that the act of violence was premeditated.

Is this the start of a teleprompter revolt???

Are the machines taking over???

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, we're all doomed 😥😢😭😱

Joe uziel's avatar

O.M.G.

We just received word that trumps microphone 🎤 overhead something game changing 😳

... details to follow. ...

Joe uziel's avatar

MORE BREAKING NEWS YET!

FEMA has declared the rally site as a new superfund site. According to officials, any Trump event site should qualify for disaster funds. Texas and Florida have already turned down the federal money in advance. MEGAHEADS have already soaked up as much of the new messiahs blood as was let from the feasting of the rat's and other vermin. The catholic church already has a pre-order. Appraisers list the blood for one thousand dollars per drop. MAGA spokespeople say that a Bible or slightly used official Trump sneakers 👟 will be included for the first 5000 people who shell out the dough.

Joe uziel's avatar

NEW BREAKING NEWS

The dead teleprompter's family 👪 has issued a statement.

Ahem, we thank you for all the kind words and thoughts. He was an all American teleprompter. His great great uncle was a copier who taught the marines Navaho, the first of a line of proud ww2 vet's in his family. He leaves behind his wife, also a proud American teleprompter and 3 little smart phones and a 2 month old wi fi. Please send cash via Motorola, that will fund a new school, to be christened during the next circuit, the mighty electron willing 🙏.

James N Sullivan's avatar

World peace conversation would be a better solution.

Joe uziel's avatar

Is there a word for crying 😢 and laughing 😃 at the same time?

Luisa Deprez's avatar

Consider commenting/responding to t’s statement of yesterday: “It is incredible that such an act can take place in our Country.”

Warren's avatar

I understand there is a first amendment right to bear arms, but what is it going to take to make people see that some sort of gun control is necessary

Izzie O's avatar

I try to be like you ...

Rune Wolfe's avatar

I'm not sure what you should focus on this week, as there's a whole of insanity happening right now.

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Joe uziel's avatar

Somebody should sue the maker of the gunsite. You didn’t hear the secret service complaining that they had trouble blowing his head into little bitty places, did you 😉. Probably made in Russia.

Nancy's avatar

Or China, using Chinese steel, based on Chinese iron... Fun fact: China got into the Iron Age at about the same time as most other folks in that latitude, and rapidly went right back to bronze for the longest time (and did very well with that!), since their iron SUCKED. Unless they came up with better alloys, I can't see that changing any time soon, even in the modern era. :-/

More than anything, I'm about ready to blame the Uvalde-Wannabe Cop, who could've radioed something to somebody, even like, "Hey, do we have any guys up on the roof of this building over here?" before he climbed up to get a rifle barrel waved in his face and he buggered out. But if you're going to be a cop, isn't facing dangerous situations something you're supposed to be trained for? Why be a cop otherwise, if you're not willing to risk yourself for the sake of your charges?

And isn't the timing of the incident kinda interesting? Right after Joe was making decent strides back in the polls, and right before the major evening news that night...?

Bet that poor kid, even if he had survived, wouldn't've gotten paid...

Joe uziel's avatar

If China had just struck with carving jade, making ceramics and discovering new plants, animals, ancient treasures, we would both be so much better off.

Nancy's avatar

Careful; that's one of the places the First Amendment can't help anyone. ;)

Joe uziel's avatar

Novichok anyone?☠🤖