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Kathleen Polly's avatar

Anyone with full frontal lobs WOULD KNOW that you do NOT hire a FUCKING idiot to fix anything! Try asking the 3 Stooges to fix a leak

Richard's avatar

I agree with you 100%!

deniway's avatar

Assolini really didn't fix the reflecting pool. It needed structural fixing and all he did was have it painted. And why did it cost tens of millions to paint it? He is all the bad morality stories in one - King Midas - all he touches turns to fake gold and dies ; The King has new (NO) clothes to name two.

Stacy Bousquet's avatar

Green? That's photosynthesis, a form of SOLAR POWER!

Jennifer Eory's avatar

Awesome update, God! One of your finest!

Hilary M's avatar

Love your social media comebacks, God 💙 Keep on posting! ✊

Richard's avatar

Amen! It’s called ETTD(Everything Trump Touches Dies)!

Kay-El's avatar

Is Trump going to promise to drain the swamp again? 🙄

Jeniatric Millenial's avatar

Amazing dunks on Threads 😂 Can Jesus weigh in the possible foot fetish today??

Carol D's avatar

I want the name of the company that is supplying those gallons of hydrogen peroxide. I want to invest into this company. I foresee a billion dollar purchase order for tons of hydrogen peroxide.

Michael Rose's avatar

At least it wasn’t bleach even though *Rump thought that could cure COVID.

Joe Folz's avatar

Trump absolutely ruins everything he touches.

Michael Rose's avatar

Manure can be composted into fertilizer, but everything that comes out of *Rump poisons. He’s the personification of Agent Orange, but he takes no responsibility for anything it maims or destroys.

Elizabeth Ratkovich's avatar

Instead of draining the swamp as he promised during his first campaign, he’s created a new one.

Lexie Norway's avatar

First off my favorite dude in the clouds great piece as always. This puts some of those other stories told like the city of gomorroh to shame. As well as, I stand with you on this, Fuck Trump. Second, Thank you for continuing to spread the truth and standing up for what is right always. You are appreciated 👏 💐 Third, Don't forget to find a moment of joy for yourself today. That's it. Xoxo

Dori's avatar

Definitely God! You work so hard on our behalf. You need to take care of yourself too. We need you to lead us to the promised land!

Gunnar Jensen's avatar

The vast majority (220million of U.S.) abide God! You and that Jesus God Jr. dude rock!

Stan hasegawa's avatar

They’re changing the name to the Reflecting Algae.

Sarah3000's avatar

Republicans constantly complaining about the national debt, yet they're totally cool with handing Iran 300 billion dollars!?!?! WTF.