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SLMontgo's avatar

Spreading the GOSPEL TRUTH. Trolls are sad, pitiful bots without any redeeming qualities. Even GOD agrees with that.

Tracy's avatar

As a secular person, I enjoy God in my life. Thank you!

Rich M's avatar

I've been with you a long time, God, and I'm not going anywhere. I love being able to support what you do. Keep it up!

Corlis Robe's avatar

Taco! *TACO* 🌮🌮🌮🌮

PhunnyPhillyGirl's avatar

Dear God,

We will keep supporting you, and spreading the joy. Promise.

Cross my heart, and swear to You!

Love,

me

Sharon Heidē Ward's avatar

Dear God:

I love you. God is great, God is good, let us thank Him for resisting. Amen 🙏

Karma is a crow. She’ll poop on their heads. May the m0f0s reporting You never know a moment of peace.

May crows poop on their heads 🐦‍⬛

May The Eagle put Trump in prison until he’s dead 🦅

And for good measure,

May the bird of paradise fly up his nose 👃

Yours in democracy,

ME -- Mother Emerita ✨🏵️💫

Sharon Heidē Ward's avatar

Bender! Hiya!! How’s the Future? Is it bright?? I’ve got some big ol’ sunglasses they gave me after I had cataract surgery. Will I need them soon??? 🔜

Robot Bender's avatar

I had my eyes replaced a few years back. Yeah, you'll need those sunglasses for a little while yet. The Future is... complicated, meatbag. Get used to it. 😉

Karen Hall's avatar

I’m with you, God! ♥️

Ellee B's avatar

I LOVE your unfiltered truth! Thank you 🙏

Patty's avatar

Dear God, I’m so sorry you are being harassed by asses! 😭 Don’t let them get to you, we are all here to support you and fight the good fight! Stay strong 💪🏾 and get ready for some big time smiting! I love ❤️ when you do that and with this administration (🤮) there be plenty of smiting to go around…

P J Johnston's avatar

Your welcome and I talk about you all the time and how much you guys inform and amuse me. Keep up the GOOD work! Amen, Awomen, A-LGBTQ+ and Amen everyone else that subscribes!

Jonathan Bernstein's avatar

God, dude, respect! I thought your readers would like to know (since you're already all-knowing, ya know) that moralcowardice.com has just been launched to roast mostly MAGA-ites with monthly Moral Cowardice awards and honor the rare individual or org displaying Moral Heroism. As a veteran, I feel the Constitution I swore to defend is under attack.

Carla Jo's avatar

Doesn't matter which incarnation you choose, Bast, Hecate, Tiamat, Thor, Odin, Isis, Jehovah, or any other, I will follow you and the truth you tell. Thank you for being you.

SZK's avatar

You somehow make this shite show funny but also inspire us. Welp, you ARE God.

Claudia Green's avatar

I love reading you God. As an agnostic socialist environmentalist I know the wrongs committed by religious thugs. I also understand the beauty and goodness of a spiritual life.

I appreciate your humor in these dark times. Thanks 🙏🏻

Rhoda Ozen's avatar

When my Social Security check gets here I’ll be able to give my daughter a subscription when she’s back in America.

I love you God! You keep us going with your with and #Truth!

Everyone and you Jesus, Happy Pride Month 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

Nancy's avatar

I just hope she can get back in the country... :-/

May it be so, soon! :)

Rhoda Ozen's avatar

That is terrifying us, too. The fear we have is palpable. I can’t think of it. Oh man, I hope I can fall back to sleep…

Nancy's avatar

Hugs! Stay hopeful, stay strong! :)

Is she back home safe?

Rhoda Ozen's avatar

Not yet. A few weeks. Thank you.