I keep wondering about their statements of "I didn't know...." How the hell did you NOT know? He is a babbling idiot who can't keep his mouth shut and he was very clear in what he'd do. Also, what ever happened to proven track record? So you couldn't trust Kamala, but a guy with ZERO experience, 34 felony convictions, who can't put a simple coherent sentence together, never answers any questions directly, AND bragged about grabbing women by the p***y, that is the one you yelled "HE GETS ME! THIS IS MY GUY!" WTAF?!
So you thought this bragging, greedy douche canoe, who never worked a single day in his life would help you keep your food stamps?
Yeah, tell me again how people voted because they were "afraid and hopeless," instead of stupid and ignorant! *the hate runs deep here*
Right on brother. Tell like it is. I agree, how could these people not know the history that has followed this idiot most of his life? There are no newspapers any more, the media go along with his BS, social media on the internet is sick, along with Face Book, You Tube and all the other junk news out there. Don't forget Fox News. If you heard it there, it has to be true right? I have several members of my family who watch nothing but Fox News and they are Republicans. When I ask them what do they think of all the thing Trump is doing to our government, there answer is "don't believe everything you read OR Trump will get it all together give him time". Yea right???? Betty C
Remember, they're swallowing FOX propaganda, and have been warned off of other sources of news. FOX has a vested interest in making everything from this administration seem normal.
They didn’t even care about all Biden did for the country after Trump destroyed it his first term. They fell hook, line and sinker for a con and brought us all down. It’s so much easier to tear something down than to rebuild.
Well, he wants Ukraine to "thank" him for ceding a huge chunk of their country to Putin (which, thankfully, they're NOT going to do! :D), so I guess it's only fair... ;)
But hell, this guy doesn't pay anything, not even compliments...except to maybe dictators he looks up to. X-P
- Losing money from trucking because supply chains have dried up, and there will be virtually NOTHING leaving or entering U.S. ports within a month?
- Losing YOUR jobs because America imports most of what it uses, and exports very little?
- Losing YOUR food stamps?
- Losing YOUR "Obamacare" (I believe I/ve heard several of your kind refer to it as "'n-word' care")?
- Losing YOUR retirement savings?
- Losing YOUR Medicare and Social Security (along with the rest of us)?
- Going to have to work in the fields during what is going to be a blisteringly hot summer, because Trump got rid of "all those goddamned immigrants" who were tending and harvesting the crops?
- Going to be deported without a trial, even though you're a U.S. citizen, because you have a last name which isn't "Smith", "Jones", "Trump", "Mengele" or "Hitler"?
WELL, CRY ME A RIVER. But while you're crying, let me collect your bitter tears to use when I make mixed drinks. There's nothing quite like tears of MAGA bitterness to add that special "zing" to mixed drinks!
And don't expect me to lift so much as a FINGER to help you when Trump's "revenge tour" hits YOU, MAGAts.
I know I won't be deported because of my last name, blue eyes & blond hair, but my social media is filled with criticism of the Gilded Toadstool ™, I'm a devout atheist (although I believe in the God of Substack,) I've made plenty of donations to Democratic candidates, and voted exclusively for Democrats.
My fear is that the DOGE wimps can pull together all this evidence and *presto-chango* make my future Social Security payments disappear into the ether.
Smite these dopes, oh wise and powerful Substack God!
How anyone could think that the one who ran every business of his into the ground would "reduce unemployment, lower inflation, create jobs" is a mind-boggling mystery. I'm glad some of his voters are finally waking up to the reality: They got conned.
People too stupid to know that there wasn't any possible way that he could have done what he promised he would do on day one!!!! I just would love to talk to just one person that thought he would accomplish what he said because he was a "business man". HELLO, he is a SCAM ARTIST! He got by all this time using bankruptcy, law suits and threats!!!! If that is what they idolized, they deserve everything they get. Thank you, God! Amen! Awomen! Ramen!
A "businessman" who couldn't even keep CASINOS afloat!! X-P
The way I hear it, after he blew through the over $400 million his daddy gifted him with, and later his inheritance from his daddy (which was the grand majority of Fred's estate, apparently), and defaulting on numerous loans after that, the only ones who would give him any more funding were the Russians...
In the 1980s.
Not sure of the timelines involved; might've been /before/ the collapse of the Soviet Union, even. :-/
I have to wonder if his "Eastern European" mail-order brides were, as some have suspected, his handlers... X-P
And I'm sure his buddies back then (some of whom are still in power there now) let him know they expected -- returns on their investments...
I once worked in the very pompous and sexist transportation industry. They could care less that he raped a woman in a closet or raped, a porn star or molested children. They only care about their little world, and they thought they were gonna get what he gave him the first time around? He ruined things back then as well. And the king of con still didn’t deter them from supporting him. Sadly, there’s a lot of selfish and close minded people in many continue to support in regardless because they can’t admit when they’re wrong.
Was watching a video lambasting him, bringing up things like "trade wars with China, attacking allies, the stock market careening down the pipes, etc."...from 2019.
Might I suggest this (admittedly R-rated version; there's a more "family-friendly" one, though I can't find it at the moment) anti-Trump/pro-Canada country-style song and video? :)
Ummmmmmm, they were aware he's a rapist, a felon, an insurrectionist, a traitor and a nazi when they voted, correct? Fuck every single one of these diseased-ridden pieces of shit for all of eternity. .....and that's me quoting me.
Oh Boy what can I say, oh I know one, we didn't vote for Kamala Harris because she was a woman first and of color second. We did not feel a woman in the White House could do as good a job as someone who had been there before. First off: Kamala Harris is a LAWYER NOT a Business person. She knows the rule of law, if she had gotten into office and would have felt that the government needed trimming she wouldn't have done it with a "chainsaw." Many people ARE going to starve and die because of all the cuts, many people have lost jobs that they actually KNEW how to do. Loyalty isn't everything. When you surround yourself with loyalists that aren't competent you get what we have now. Oh and btw I voted for Kamala Harris because I felt it would have been an honor to see the first woman of color in the White House. But such is life, now we have to live with what we have or resist! One last thing I almost forgot, "HE" did all this stuff because he wanted to reward all those Billionaires that put him in office!
And for those who didn't think "a woman!" belongs in the White House, might I remind doubters that for four years, she was literally one heartbeat away from actually running the country AS VICE PRESIDENT. That's pretty much their job in that position, to be the back-up.
Joe Biden was "getting experience" as Obama's VP, which enabled him to be elected President later. But, since he was a white, straight, older guy (like Trump; that's their only similarity), I guess he was more qualified? :-/
"He was in Congress for years!!"
So was Kamala.
"He's a respected family man with kids!"
Harris /has/ a family, whose kids in it really admire her at the very least, if not love her. They seem to. :)
Let's not forget the half a million or so American citizens he let die of COVID due both to his incompetence and maliciousness ("Oh, it's only the /Blue/ states, and it's an election year, lol!").
"Ragrets". on your body - forever...let's hope more people have them. Lots of them. Doesn't help us who have always known what a giant Con Artist he is, does it?? As he destroys pretty much everything we care about. The planet. The poor. People around the world - the poorest people in the world now dying because of Elon's "plan." I hope no one ever buys another Tesla.
I propose that every tattoo parlor in the Nation must employ someone full-time who scored very high on the SAT or ACT exam (standardized college entrance exams) in the areas of reading, writing, spelling, grammar and conjugation of verbs.
Ah, god, it's actually "no regerts!"
I keep wondering about their statements of "I didn't know...." How the hell did you NOT know? He is a babbling idiot who can't keep his mouth shut and he was very clear in what he'd do. Also, what ever happened to proven track record? So you couldn't trust Kamala, but a guy with ZERO experience, 34 felony convictions, who can't put a simple coherent sentence together, never answers any questions directly, AND bragged about grabbing women by the p***y, that is the one you yelled "HE GETS ME! THIS IS MY GUY!" WTAF?!
So you thought this bragging, greedy douche canoe, who never worked a single day in his life would help you keep your food stamps?
Yeah, tell me again how people voted because they were "afraid and hopeless," instead of stupid and ignorant! *the hate runs deep here*
Have to add in that they voted for Donnie because they were racist and misogynistic as well.
And that's the main reason - let's be clear.
Right on brother. Tell like it is. I agree, how could these people not know the history that has followed this idiot most of his life? There are no newspapers any more, the media go along with his BS, social media on the internet is sick, along with Face Book, You Tube and all the other junk news out there. Don't forget Fox News. If you heard it there, it has to be true right? I have several members of my family who watch nothing but Fox News and they are Republicans. When I ask them what do they think of all the thing Trump is doing to our government, there answer is "don't believe everything you read OR Trump will get it all together give him time". Yea right???? Betty C
I know, it's useless talking to these people. I don't anymore. BTW, I'm a woman :D
Amen, Carmen, Amen.
Remember, they're swallowing FOX propaganda, and have been warned off of other sources of news. FOX has a vested interest in making everything from this administration seem normal.
They didn’t even care about all Biden did for the country after Trump destroyed it his first term. They fell hook, line and sinker for a con and brought us all down. It’s so much easier to tear something down than to rebuild.
MAGA folks to Trump: “is this the thanks I get for voting you in?”
Well, he wants Ukraine to "thank" him for ceding a huge chunk of their country to Putin (which, thankfully, they're NOT going to do! :D), so I guess it's only fair... ;)
But hell, this guy doesn't pay anything, not even compliments...except to maybe dictators he looks up to. X-P
Gee, MAGAs -- you guys are:
- Losing money from trucking because supply chains have dried up, and there will be virtually NOTHING leaving or entering U.S. ports within a month?
- Losing YOUR jobs because America imports most of what it uses, and exports very little?
- Losing YOUR food stamps?
- Losing YOUR "Obamacare" (I believe I/ve heard several of your kind refer to it as "'n-word' care")?
- Losing YOUR retirement savings?
- Losing YOUR Medicare and Social Security (along with the rest of us)?
- Going to have to work in the fields during what is going to be a blisteringly hot summer, because Trump got rid of "all those goddamned immigrants" who were tending and harvesting the crops?
- Going to be deported without a trial, even though you're a U.S. citizen, because you have a last name which isn't "Smith", "Jones", "Trump", "Mengele" or "Hitler"?
WELL, CRY ME A RIVER. But while you're crying, let me collect your bitter tears to use when I make mixed drinks. There's nothing quite like tears of MAGA bitterness to add that special "zing" to mixed drinks!
And don't expect me to lift so much as a FINGER to help you when Trump's "revenge tour" hits YOU, MAGAts.
WOMP, WOMP.
I know I won't be deported because of my last name, blue eyes & blond hair, but my social media is filled with criticism of the Gilded Toadstool ™, I'm a devout atheist (although I believe in the God of Substack,) I've made plenty of donations to Democratic candidates, and voted exclusively for Democrats.
My fear is that the DOGE wimps can pull together all this evidence and *presto-chango* make my future Social Security payments disappear into the ether.
Smite these dopes, oh wise and powerful Substack God!
I have the feeling that everyone's SS is going to be disappeared.
And it won't take any secret li'l putzes to do it, either. :-/
How anyone could think that the one who ran every business of his into the ground would "reduce unemployment, lower inflation, create jobs" is a mind-boggling mystery. I'm glad some of his voters are finally waking up to the reality: They got conned.
People too stupid to know that there wasn't any possible way that he could have done what he promised he would do on day one!!!! I just would love to talk to just one person that thought he would accomplish what he said because he was a "business man". HELLO, he is a SCAM ARTIST! He got by all this time using bankruptcy, law suits and threats!!!! If that is what they idolized, they deserve everything they get. Thank you, God! Amen! Awomen! Ramen!
A "businessman" who couldn't even keep CASINOS afloat!! X-P
The way I hear it, after he blew through the over $400 million his daddy gifted him with, and later his inheritance from his daddy (which was the grand majority of Fred's estate, apparently), and defaulting on numerous loans after that, the only ones who would give him any more funding were the Russians...
In the 1980s.
Not sure of the timelines involved; might've been /before/ the collapse of the Soviet Union, even. :-/
I have to wonder if his "Eastern European" mail-order brides were, as some have suspected, his handlers... X-P
And I'm sure his buddies back then (some of whom are still in power there now) let him know they expected -- returns on their investments...
He promised to be a dictator on day 1. I guess he forgot to mention day 2, day 3, etc, etc….. ad nauseum…
A political cartoonist had a single-panel comic on how "Day One" was gonna be each day on a calendar, crossed off and replaced with "Day One"... X-P
We tried to warn them
Yeah—Project 2025.
I once worked in the very pompous and sexist transportation industry. They could care less that he raped a woman in a closet or raped, a porn star or molested children. They only care about their little world, and they thought they were gonna get what he gave him the first time around? He ruined things back then as well. And the king of con still didn’t deter them from supporting him. Sadly, there’s a lot of selfish and close minded people in many continue to support in regardless because they can’t admit when they’re wrong.
Was watching a video lambasting him, bringing up things like "trade wars with China, attacking allies, the stock market careening down the pipes, etc."...from 2019.
The man is a loose cannon. Who is just trying to stay out of jail. And keep his gold toilets in infinite supply.
Speaking of toilets... ;-)
Might I suggest this (admittedly R-rated version; there's a more "family-friendly" one, though I can't find it at the moment) anti-Trump/pro-Canada country-style song and video? :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8LCXd9r-48
Ummmmmmm, they were aware he's a rapist, a felon, an insurrectionist, a traitor and a nazi when they voted, correct? Fuck every single one of these diseased-ridden pieces of shit for all of eternity. .....and that's me quoting me.
Oh Boy what can I say, oh I know one, we didn't vote for Kamala Harris because she was a woman first and of color second. We did not feel a woman in the White House could do as good a job as someone who had been there before. First off: Kamala Harris is a LAWYER NOT a Business person. She knows the rule of law, if she had gotten into office and would have felt that the government needed trimming she wouldn't have done it with a "chainsaw." Many people ARE going to starve and die because of all the cuts, many people have lost jobs that they actually KNEW how to do. Loyalty isn't everything. When you surround yourself with loyalists that aren't competent you get what we have now. Oh and btw I voted for Kamala Harris because I felt it would have been an honor to see the first woman of color in the White House. But such is life, now we have to live with what we have or resist! One last thing I almost forgot, "HE" did all this stuff because he wanted to reward all those Billionaires that put him in office!
The same ones whose fortunes are tanking now? :-/
And for those who didn't think "a woman!" belongs in the White House, might I remind doubters that for four years, she was literally one heartbeat away from actually running the country AS VICE PRESIDENT. That's pretty much their job in that position, to be the back-up.
Joe Biden was "getting experience" as Obama's VP, which enabled him to be elected President later. But, since he was a white, straight, older guy (like Trump; that's their only similarity), I guess he was more qualified? :-/
"He was in Congress for years!!"
So was Kamala.
"He's a respected family man with kids!"
Harris /has/ a family, whose kids in it really admire her at the very least, if not love her. They seem to. :)
"Biden and Trump have penises!"
Is that what this is about? :-/
I’m still at a complete loss as to how anyone but the completely anencephalic did not see this shit coming.
Let's not forget the half a million or so American citizens he let die of COVID due both to his incompetence and maliciousness ("Oh, it's only the /Blue/ states, and it's an election year, lol!").
Love the simplicity of your work, it made me laugh, a little schadenfreude.
"Ragrets". on your body - forever...let's hope more people have them. Lots of them. Doesn't help us who have always known what a giant Con Artist he is, does it?? As he destroys pretty much everything we care about. The planet. The poor. People around the world - the poorest people in the world now dying because of Elon's "plan." I hope no one ever buys another Tesla.
I propose that every tattoo parlor in the Nation must employ someone full-time who scored very high on the SAT or ACT exam (standardized college entrance exams) in the areas of reading, writing, spelling, grammar and conjugation of verbs.
Swindled is a better word than gyped. Excellent article though, I'm here for the find out part of FAFO.
Just want to say I appreciated the Tales From The Crypt joke in it, but I also appreciate the change <3
Please smite the Orange Carbuncle for the new covid.gov website. Straight from the heart of 1984.