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Gail Duffy's avatar

For a group who doesnโ€™t like brown/tan people, they all seem to wear a lot of bronzer. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ™„

Alicia Norman's avatar

It almost makes one wonder if their hatred is based on jealousy.

Nancy's avatar

LOL! X-D Is it jealousy or envy? I always get those two mixed up... :)

Andra Watkins's avatar

Dear God: I don't know how you pore through this human sewage and report on it, but you're God. You clearly have tools I lack. Ha. Thank you for doing this so I don't have to. You give me moments of laughter in my despair.

God's avatar

Thanks Andra, that means a lot to me.

Shirley Peck's avatar

Definitely Andra. My soul has been restoredth.

Linda N's avatar

It looks like the Senate will demand to see the Gaetz investigative report. It must be publicly released, in the national interest. Similarly and more importantly, jack Smith must publicly release all reports and evidence in the Trump stolen documents and Jan 6 insurrection cases.

Jedi Senshi's avatar

Took them long enough.

Hannah's avatar

Smith has to write a final report with their findings. It won't be long.

Hannah's avatar

Sorry, it won't be long until we see it.

Jenny's avatar

and since Gaetz resigned....he's lost his day job. Does this mean that his seat is open for a special election in FL?

Wookiee Monster's avatar

The silver lining with MAGAts is that because every single one of them is an asshole, they will spend most of their time fighting each other instead of accomplishing all the horrible things they want to do.

Jan Frederick's avatar

I picture the Three Stooges, but in greater numbers!!

Joman's avatar

Hey buddy! Look at me! Iโ€™m finally clawing my way out of my depression and doing the thing! I even made a post and everything! Yay!

God's avatar

Hey man! Welcome! Everyone follow this leftist creator! He is brilliant and hilarious.

Miranda Writes's avatar

Thank you for giving me hope, God! RFKJr eating McDonalds is amazing. The little bottle of Coke is amazing. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ What a hypocrite. Mike Johnson needs to go be with his family. His sonsโ€™ app monitoring Dadโ€™s porn use must be going nuts.

Julie Lewis's avatar

So the Senate is likely to get its hands on the Gaetz report. Of course it will. Someone, probably several someones, will leak it.

Tama2U's avatar

May they all die of clogged arteries. Oh wait, that would imply they have hearts. So may they all just choke on their BS.

Mandy (CastielsHamster)'s avatar

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Correct as usual, Dad. It looks like RFKJ is starting in on Trump's consistent McDonald's consumption. I already know that Bobby and Elon are going to be the first to either quit or get fired.

Samantha's avatar

Oh, thank you, dear God. I would like to add my thoughts to this. The Orange Asshat has surrounded himself with incompetent people because his ego will not tolerate anyone who, unlike him, is actually able to...you know...do stuff. He is afraid that he wouldn't look like the smartest guy standing. Just wait. The first real emergency, such as a major climatic event, will have them bloviating and running around like chickens sans heads. They will make such a mess of things that they will cause a lot of deaths, like when they conned folk into staying in their homes and not trusting FEMA. They will lose most of their base. Combine the above with tariffs and wildly unpopular 'laws,' which I hope we disobey en masses, and we may see 1) the military step in, escort him from the building and set up new elections, especially after his horrid comments about them and 2) even the Supreme Court, finally getting that they, too, are targets, may way in and reign him in. Also, remember that we have never had a king and are unlikely to bend the knee to one, considering what he has already said he plans to do to us.

Tracey Angle's avatar

Well, considering that we fought a war to ensure our independence from the last King, it's doubtful anyone is eager to go backwards

Hannah's avatar

Good afternoon God. I saw that pic earlier but am glad you unmasked yourself. I just knew you were there with those pissed off eyes.

That's great product placement for McDonald's. Ewww, who eats that crap.

Poor Mikey is still at the kids table.

You continue to provide an uplifting message.... Rebellion!

Oh yeah thanks.

Erik S's avatar

Just wait for it to happen in the WH and in the highest offices in the nationโ€ฆ. Because it will. You donโ€™t put 2 of the richest, power hungry, narcissistโ€™s together. Especially Musk, the manโ€™s a foreigner and an admitted Socialist. Who were know find out is talking to Putin privately. What kind of bullshit is this?!

Tracey Angle's avatar

Trump and all his picks are narcissists

Nancy's avatar

Hmm...Socialists (not the Nazi "Socialists"...) often believe in letting the government run many a thing, based on the funds gotten from rich people (though strictly speaking, it's not Communism, either), so I just can't see it.

Hitler joined up with a li'l thing that was just getting off the ground back in the early-mid 1920s, when folks slapped the "Socialism/Socialist" labels on anything that'd hold still long enough. He was sent there by his right-wing bosses to find out how nasty leftist they were, to infiltrate it and see what-all he could find out and maybe toss a wrench in their works.

I don't think anyone expected him to take it over and turn it into something exactly the opposite... X-P

RLT's avatar

The best caption I remember for the photo with T and Mitt Romney:

T: Whatโ€™s your name?

Mitt: Reek. My name is Reek.

Turncoat mf deserved all the mocking because he was correctly criticizing T all the way until this lunch. Then he turned lickspittle.

Dorvek's avatar

What else could you expect from the "corporations are people, my friend" guy?

KHKate's avatar

Oh, dear Lord, if only they'd all self-implode simultaneously and not land any of the explosives on us.

Stacy's avatar

Thank you! A more ennobling message I cannot imagine.

Kim Bart's avatar

Go God! Thanks for hanging in there for us.