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Karen F's avatar

I was concerned before the election about what would happen to our country if the orange ball of stupidity won. Now I’m frightened. I remember meeting people with numbers from the concentration camps on their arms. A lot if people have been saying these next 4 years are going to be rough. I’m praying, praying hard that’s it’s only 4 years. I get the feeling we’re going to see a complete change of everything and as orange face clearly said prior to cheating for this win. You’ll never have to vote again.

KHKate's avatar

You clearly stated what I've been scared shitless over. I keep thinking, is this a bad dream? Only thing I could laugh at was God's Hamburglar comparison to Melanoma.

Frederica Huxley's avatar

The hat makes me wonder whether it was Melania, or one of the many doubles from the first administration!

Karen F's avatar

Also without humor, I’d be curled up into a ball in a corner banging my head on a wall. So, laughter is necessary!

Peaceful Mary T.'s avatar

Today I saw a great meme that compared it to the Pizza Hut logo. :)

Lady Emsworth's avatar

Trump omitted "the chance" from that sentence. . .

Rose Maly, MD, MSPH's avatar

God, please help us for the next 4 years! It’s going to be very, very difficult, if the first day is any indication.

Christie sebo's avatar

I wish our laughter, and thanks for putting it in the mix God, meant that there was humor to be found in the newly anointed BFF to the POS throwing out Nazi salutes to a welcoming crowd. I went for years as a child worried that my German heritage could associate me with the atrocities it's people rained down on the Earth. I was just a kid and I could see.

Jan Frederick's avatar

God, did you hint to Chump that something bad would happen if he even touched that bible? It seemed like he was scared to touch it. I am wondering what the Christian Nationalists hypocrites thought about that. Or maybe THEY were the ones who told him not to touch it, as I know they are aware of his many, many, many indiscretions, and didn't want to bring down your wrath. Thank you, God. Amen! Awomen!

Mercurial's avatar

I note Malaria was holding two books. I think the one on top was the Trump Bible (TM) and as such, it would have protected The Donold from any Christian germs.

Michelle's avatar

Oh, God, even you couldn't put enough spin on yesterday's events to give me some refuge from all of this insanity. The despair is too real. The only giggle was comparing Malaria to the Hamburglar!!!

God's avatar

I know. I tried.

Lady Emsworth's avatar

I would have said Musk was out of his brains on something - if I thought he had any brains left. The one's God gave him have dissolved in a lust for money and power.

Rachel C's avatar

I’m pretty sure that our South African Nazi is “on the spectrum” as they say. No excuse, just an observation.

Teresa's avatar

And what's with his daughter Iyanka wearing that black "French resistance" get up? Complete with beret. Malaria has worn some bizarre outfits, but she's really outdone herself this time. "Hamburglar." LMAO. So, if he didn't take the Oath of Office with his tiny widdle hand on the Bible, can we call it VOID?

Carol's avatar

I’m convinced that if Trump had put his hand on the Bible, he would have summoned a demon!

Jennifer's avatar

It surprised me he cared enough not to touch it. It’s not like he believes or anything. But this way he can say he never “swore” so did not commit perjury?

Dorvek's avatar

"WTF was Elon doing?" Given that it was a Monday aka day of the week that ended in "day" Imma speculate wildly and suggest it was lot and lotta drugs "ol' musky" was doin...

Mercurial's avatar

Ketamine. Or so I've heard.

BillyBobPA's avatar

Nazi handbook for sure.

Samantha's avatar

Oh, there is something else I wanted to point out as a reason that Trump will fail. His inauguration speech included stuff like Manifest Destiny, a lovely policy that basically states that what is yours is now mine, including yourself. He wants to plant our flag in every nation, since it is our Manfest Destiny to rule and own all, and he wants to plant our flag on Mars, for starters. I imagine that he figures he can ultimately own and control the galaxy. Now, think about this. He invades Greenland and, has been noted by another on this conversation, Greenland is a NATO country. How many do we think will support a possible WWIII? He is insane. He seems to want to dismantle NASA and replace it with Bezos and Musk. How nuts is that? He talked about how it is America's destiny to expand and claim all territories for ourselves, including Mars and beyond. Do any of us really want this? To be part of an all-white, all-American and all-male universe rolled by a cadre of madmen? IT IS TIME TO POINT AND LAUGH!!!!!

Barbara Olsen's avatar

No funny comment today. I'm too terrified to be funny. More than that, however, I'm PISSED! Pissed that our country is now going through this, when we could have had love and laughter instead. All the good we've done is now dust because a group of rich assholes brainwashed the idiots that live here into thinking they had our best interest at heart.

We told you so ain't gonna work here, folks, we have to fight back.

Jennifer's avatar

I will never not laugh at or stop despising them but the problem seems to be the more we do that, the madder they get. They will demand our “adoration” and I wish I had an exit strategy.

Ranger Adams's avatar

This rich NAZI windbag is now plainly out in the open. He thinks he is immortal. How quickly highspeed lead can change that. Musky the RAT is clearly going to run the show and stick to his puppet like glue, knowing that Trump's mouth can't be controlled. HOW LONG WILL IT BE BEFORE THE MAGGOTS ARE SALUTING EACH OTHER WITH THE HITLER SALUTE? At least we will know them when we see them, not that their Chinese made red hats don't already give them away. They should be shunned by all that still have any decency. Their businesses should be avoided. Their women should find other mates. There are many documentaries that show what the NAZIs did to Europe and the world. It all could have been avoided by eliminating one guy in 1924. This time it is a serpent with two heads. When the heads are removed, the serpent dies.

Hannah's avatar

They proved that they can cross any line and get away with it. This is not ok.

Thanks for trying god.

Samantha's avatar

Dear God, is anyone surprised? They are all kow towing to the Nazi Fearless Leader. They all believe that all of everything is within their foul grasps, but you are absolutely right. Mockery and laughter, along with a refusal to obey, are the medicines we need. I can easily imagine the reactions of these guys if most of us point, mock, laugh and then walk away. Their skins are so thin that they will immediately gather their wagons in a circle, piss and moan about how nobody appreciates that THEY are, essentially, the totality of You, stir up some horrible violence and then, finally, they will dissolve in a puddle of failure and infantile banging of fists and feet on the floor. Are they dangerous? Yeah, but we are mightier because we love our planet, our democracy and ourselves, and we recognize that all the world is in this together, so we have something they do not have. And not just a conscience. Also, it is vital to remember that these things never last. Nothing does, but evil edifices such as theirs always crumble faster. They are not sustainable. How long do you think the environmental policies of raping every square inch of earth by Dickless and his courtiers will last? How many will have to die or be maimed or lose loved ones because of climate change before the 'common' people decide they have had enough? I suspect we will find out within the year. Cruelty is the point with these guys. Our agony is the only happiness they have, along with the fleeting joy of thinking they own it all now. One thing I feel is important is to remember who we are and that our roots go far deeper then we usually think. Maybe this is a good time to choose to evolve. Odd statement, I know, but evolution is something we choose with every choice we make and every place we decide to live in in ourselves. Words begin to fail.