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Gisele Dubson's avatar

It’s clear Trump only ran for Office in order to stay out of jail. Having achieved that, I don’t think he really gives a hoot what happens next.

Corlis Robe's avatar

Aaaaand, MAGA are finally beginning to *see it.*

Gillie's avatar

And he is too lazy to actually accomplish much, thankfully. If we are lucky his cabinet picks will be lazy as well and won’t put much effort into murdering our constitution and country.

Gisele Dubson's avatar

They will pursue their own agendas.

Hunter Wilder's avatar

Personally, I would've used a different descriptive, but ultimately, agree, Gisele Dubson.

Lois Garbisch's avatar

Someone quoted as saying This is not what they voted for. Question: can an incarcerated person or convicted felon actually vote? If not, then they aren't technically a Trump Voters.

KHKate's avatar

Also, does this mean that Beelzebubbah can't vote either?

KHKate's avatar

Thanks for that. I hope it happens. BTW, I'll bet you're from Seattle.

deniway's avatar

Actually no- I am from Michigan.

Charlotta Ross's avatar

They let tRump vote. He is convicted felon.

Nancy's avatar

I think he did his voting before he got the full "yep, you're officially convicted now, asshole" slap on the wrist recently. X-P

On the other hand, soooooo many people sat this one out (what was it, something like he got 29% of the popular vote and Harris got 28%? of all the eligible voters?), I wouldn't bat an eye if I found out he did, too... X-P

Hannah's avatar

Well maybe it's alternative.

Nancy's avatar

If they got slapped with many, many misdemeanors (they'd still whine), they'd still be able to vote. If they're felons, no, they can't. They may have been thinking about 2020, being unable to let that one go. :-/

tecolote42's avatar

J6 sentenced defendants need to accept their sentences. They sowed and they have reaped. In my book they all got off easy and I view them as whiners. Maybe they should be stripped of citizenship and sent to an unnamed island. Choices have consequences.

Leslie's avatar

That sounds good. Let's choose one of those little Pacific atolls that are being diminished due to climate change. They'll be forced to live closer and closer to each other until the day they cannot get any closer when they'll start to kill themselves off. A woman can dream, can't she??

tecolote42's avatar

Awomen, aramen, and amen.

CaptJim's avatar

If tRump were to go to LA, would he be scooped up with the other felons fighting the fires, be given $5.80 and returned to prison at the end of the day? Just rewriting history in my head.

John S. Way's avatar

That'd sure be nice.

Ranger Adams's avatar

I am now in my 70s. For most of my life I lived in a country where RULE OF LAW made that country a shining beacon for the world. Then came Trump. A two-bit conman from New York that changed from democrat to republican because republicans are far less educated and easier to con by simply telling the same lies over and over and over again along with telling people what they want to hear. Even then he lost the popular vote by three million but because of our outdated electoral college, we were forced to endure four years of lie after lie after lie, Trump's tax cuts for the rich, Trump adding $8 trillion to the deficit, calling Covid 19 a democrat hoax and his killing of over 1,000,000 Americans. More deaths than ANY OTHER COUNTRY IN THE WORLD! We FIRED him in 2020 by 8 million votes and the electoral college. It took three of the next four years to fix what Trump trashed, all the while with him crying that he didn't lose the election, stealing and selling top-secret documents and trying to get his kiss asses in congress to get evidence on Joe Biden to impeach him. Now, because of his appointments of crooked judges the first time, he was NEVER BROUGHT TO JUSTICE and conned his way to being elected. Still, one of those crooked judges, that he has promised the supreme court seat of a retiring Thomas, is still trying to block America from seeing what evidence of TREASON was found on Trump, even though there is NO CASE IN FRONT OF HER! This NAZI style clown show is destroying what was once a great nation. Trump has NEVER done anything for anyone unless there was something in it for himself. THAT WILL NEVER CHANGE. Civil war will kill millions that will be fighting the wrong enemy.

Nancy's avatar

Nah; let him try to invade Canada. They'll probably do an end-run and "counter-invade" Washington state, Oregon, California, the New England states, New York, Michigan, etc., etc., etc....and we will put up a "valiant struggle!" before surrendering and making Canada awesome. ;)

Carol's avatar

Gooo God! Keep the SMITES coming! (But I must confess, I do not trust Cheetohead NOT to pardon all of those morons. I do hope Your word on the matter is correct!)

Susanne Curran's avatar

JD needs to learn to keep his mouth shut. There is enough coming out of the mouth of his boss to keep us all enraged. I didn’t think God “hated” anyone, but I can understand why you’re mad as there are a lot of misguided people out there (to put it mildly).

BJTS's avatar

Have you READ the Bible? Jesus is the loving one. God deals out vengeful wrath. And if anyone ever needed some of God’s wrath, it’s Trump and his enablers.

Nancy's avatar

Vengeful wrath and schadenfreude! :D

You /go/, God! :D

Susan G Unkert's avatar

They are so gullible!

Glenn Reynolds's avatar

For all his DEI hate attacks , JD is discovering his secret life with a hermaphrodite weasel spirit animal. He is exploring his inner doubts. Does he have cajones or not? Is he the macho man? Like Trump’s song? Come on JD … tell someone violent sacking of the Capitol and maiming and killing police is bad. Say the words out loud big guy! You can do it.

John S. Way's avatar

What're the odds one of these violent idiots actually tries taking a crack at Vance (or even Trump) because they didn't get their inauguration day miracle?

Anna Oba's avatar

What vile people! And I mean everyone in this article.

Gisele Dubson's avatar

The idea that they could be our neighbors is troubling.

KHKate's avatar

People whose grammar and usage are that deplorable shouldn't be out on the streets anyway. I wish I could laugh, but I'm not in Heaven like You Guys!

John S. Way's avatar

Ikr. That emergency rapture for non Christians sounds like a darn sweet option rn.

Linda Adam-Hall's avatar

I understand that JD stands for Junior Dick. Or did I make that up?

Hannah's avatar

I thought it was Justa Dick.

Lady Emsworth's avatar

If you stole JD's dick - you can keep it. Even the couch didn't want it. . .

Hannah's avatar

Ewww 🤮🤮🤮. NO.

I stole the name.

Lois Garbisch's avatar

I thought heo is Shady Vance.

RLT's avatar

I’m feeling…Schadenfreude 😆🤣

Lady Emsworth's avatar

I trust you asked Schadenfreude's permission. . .

RLT's avatar

Ja. Always get consent!

tecolote42's avatar

Hell's bells. I went to work and came home sick. What fresh hell is this?

Hannah's avatar

Good afternoon God.

Why some fool is whining about four measly months in jail for fucking assaulting a police officer really pisses me off. Watch again what those assholes did to the police protecting the Capitol. It was brutal. In a lot of cities some of them would have been shot.

It's a shame that so many got such short sentences, but then no one put me in charge.

Oh yeah thanks.