Their Moms Are Getting Evicted

"She really needs this apartment."

Dear Humans,

This Mother’s Day, a three-time Trump voter found out her mom is going to get evicted…because of Trump.

Isn’t it ironic? Don’t you think?

1. Thou Shalt Not Vote to Evict Thy Mother

As noted by ‘Unusual Whales’ on Bluesky, Trump’s budget cuts over twenty-six billion from housing aid. That includes the Section 8 lifeline keeping thousands of elderly mothers off the street.

Well, a Trump voter named Teresa responded with a tale of woe. Her mom is 88 years old and, like many people, rightfully needs this program to keep an apartment.

A representative from the Internet named ‘chonky boi’ quickly jumped in and told her to pull up her bootstraps.

She wailed. She backpedaled. She claimed their case was “too detailed” to explain. As if the rest of the suffering masses don’t have stories just as real.

And still she stays loyal to her MAGA cult. They voted to destroy the system. Now it is collapsing around their mothers…on Mother’s Day. And still, they would rather blame the poor than the monster they crowned as king.

2. God’s Final Word

If you love your mother, stop voting for people who want her to die cold and alone. It’s not complicated.

Let this be a warning. Let this be a reckoning.

Thou shalt not vote for monsters who evict or otherwise harm mothers. Seems obvious!

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Have a wonderful Mother’s Day!

Love,

God

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