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ReeserTheShadow's avatar

Ohh. So his ear was damaged by an angelic sword. Must explain how it also healed, since those flaming swords cauterize the wound immediately. 🙄

ReeserTheShadow's avatar

Now with new cautery technology! Cut yourself shaving? Now you look like you have a cigarette burn on your face!

Greta Backatcha's avatar

We’ll need preemie diapers for that

Jennie Reson's avatar

Do we NEED to explain it to the dumbasses?🙇🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

Jennie Reson's avatar

Please tell me that you already know the meaning of it....

ReeserTheShadow's avatar

I do. I’m not trying to explain anything to anyone…I just had the TV commercial voice pop into my head and decided that if I had yo experience it, someone else should have to as well. I’m also pretty sick right now so everything if kinda nonsensical to me atm

CB Murray's avatar

I'm not sure how you've made it this long without raining hellfire down on earth.

Bernadette Jaroch-Hagerman's avatar

This billion dollar plus fund must always be called by its true name: COP BASHING AND COP KILLER SLUSH FUND. Repeat it, repeat it, repeat it, until it sinks in and sinks the Republicans. Abomination doesn't begin to adequately describe this corruption.

Carol Gawle's avatar

Trump is Caligula on steroids. "Increasingly self-indulgent, cruel, sadistic, extravagant, and sexually perverted thereafter, an insane, murderous tyrant who demanded and received worship as a living god, humiliated the Senate, and planned to make his horse a consul" I have yet to find a more apt description of the MAGA Monster!

Greta Backatcha's avatar

Horse/consul isn’t a bad idea

Matthew Ward's avatar

Horse sense is sadly lacking in this administration.

Greta Backatcha's avatar

I’ve been thinking lately, we should have our elected officials pass a horse smell-test. Bring out a good country farm horse to tell us who has bad vibes. Like Punxsutawney Phil telling us the weather forecast

Greta Backatcha's avatar

I realize that’s a step further from what you mean by horse sense

Derek Smith's avatar

Incitatus (Latin pronunciation: [ɪŋkɪˈtaːtʊs]; meaning "swift" or "at full gallop") was the favourite horse of Roman Emperor Caligula (r. 37–41 AD). According to legend, Caligula planned to make the horse a consul, although ancient sources are clear that this did not occur. Supposedly, Incitatus had 18 servants for himself, he lived in a marble stable, walked in a harness decorated with rare and special stones/jewels, dressed in purple (the colour of royalty) and ate from an ivory manger.

Greta Backatcha's avatar

So if the golden ballroom was turned into a stable

Greta Backatcha's avatar

Derek I have to say, this is my favorite history lesson I think I’ve ever had.

Tracy Kohlbeck's avatar

And don't forget that little addendum to the IRS 'settlement' that he, his family or businesses will NEVER be audited. What the serious hell!?!

Punkette's avatar

And yet Donny argued for years that he couldn’t release his tax returns (first “prez” not to do so) because he was being audited. Uh-huh. That excuse won’t fly anymore.

Richard's avatar

Amen! Trump’s dipshit supporters wear ear bandages, diapers and waste their money on stupid merchandise. Also, they post stupid AI crap on their social media accounts. It’s a f**ked up cult with a f**ked up cult leader. Yes, Nixon was a crook! But, he was not a cult leader selling stupid merchandise. That is right. Thomas Massie has 7 months left in congress.

Punkette's avatar

As does Sen. Cassidy (who also lost his primary to a Dump-endorsed challenger). Let’s see if he and Massie fight back during the time they have left.

Richard's avatar

I miss the days when we had intelligent adults running our government.

Punkette's avatar

Me too, Richard. Sigh. 😣

Richard's avatar

I agree with you 100%!

Greta Backatcha's avatar

I’ve never called Trump racism, but I have called him racist

razorsedge5055's avatar

Smite those evil motherfuckers.

Jennie Reson's avatar

He ruined MY son's birthday. Where is MY compensation for THAT?? MY son wants A CAR but I am too EFFING POOR to get him one and there are NO JOBS.... WtaF Satan!!!????

🤬🖕🏻

Jennie Reson's avatar

January 6th will NEVER be the same, as 9/11 isn't anymore.

IF they DARE to take Juneteenth, do we get the right to protest on HIS LAWNS???

Jennifer Roussel's avatar

Anyone who still supports this old fuck has earned their place in hell beside him.

M Corbin's avatar

Kentucky republikunts that voted against Massie are fools. Unleash hell Massie!

Jennie Reson's avatar

Whomever said read the files on the floor, I second your motion.☝🏻

Jennie Reson's avatar

So far as Massie can take this, he should. Verily....

Richard's avatar

I agree with you 100%!

Christine Chapman's avatar

Dearest One:

Know You are Loved and Adored. Providing the Holiest of Direct Divine Messages and the Blessing of Returned Love and Adoration. Truly, we Humans NEED All You Provide. Somehow this vile sob needs a comeuppance. Blessed Be. So Mote It Be.

Continue to Keep Us in You 😇😎😍😂

deniway's avatar

Jamie Raskin is preparing a discharge petition in Congress to block Assolini's $1.7 billion slush fund payments to insurrectionists and cop killers and anyone "wronged" by President Biden. Remember how he applied for money after 9/11 and his building wasn't even near ground zero - he's a grifter and has probably had all his family apply for this money already. CALL YOUR REPRESNETATIVES AND DEMAND THAT THEY SUPPORT RASKIN - YOU ARE THEIR BOSS!!! And don't get me even started on the IRS not investigating the fRump corruption gang......

Jenn C's avatar

January 6 was a hoax? That must be some really good weed.

Pamela's avatar

Trump is showing who he truly is… My prayers with God and Jesus reveal to me that he is the AntiChrist. All of those who follow , support and stay in the regime to carry out his wishes are aspects of him willing to carry out the evil.. They are Satans soldiers.

Thank you, God for blessing us all and conquering Satan! 🙏🕊️🙏

Sarah3000's avatar

Trump pardoned the Jan 6th mob, now he's going to pay them? He is openly acknowledging that he endorses domestic terrorism against our own government.