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Benjamin Adler's avatar

Isn’t it enough that Johnson is a common euphemism for penis?

Laura Haglund's avatar

Asspollutely right. Johnson is a dick.

KHKate's avatar

You took the words right out of my mouth! Oh, ick.

Momma's avatar

OK - now THAT was funny! I laughed out loud!

Denise Heap (private)'s avatar

And in the UK, Trump is also a common euphemism for penis. A Brit on LinkedIn commented about the twins separated at birth, Boris Johnson and Donald Trump, stating it’s funny that both last names mean the same thing.

Dtss's avatar

BWAAAHHHAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!🤣🤣🤣

Melly Garcia's avatar

Quality smiting! It was delightful watching Johnson cringe from having to hear PENIS over and over. I feel compelled to send Tapper a gift basket.

Chuck's avatar

With some little penis-shaped orange eraser nubbies for his pencils.

Regina's avatar

I gave up on CNN awhile ago, but now going back for his show!

Patris's avatar

Tapper compels us to

Patris's avatar

He is my favorite now…

Jaime Ramirez's avatar

He kept biting his lip after every question Tapper asked him that he didn't want to answer, & changed the subject, making a whole slew of false claims.

Richard's avatar

Johnson is such a smug, lying, hypocritical piece of... work.

His false posturing as a devout Christian, and presumably ardent follower of the recorded teachings of Jesus, while being a full-throated Trump apologist, is a perfect example of his utter lack of moral conviction and courage to stand firm in his professed religious beliefs.

He is proof of the submersion into depravity that is the GOP.

Wendy and Alan's avatar

“Sick fucks” doesn’t even begin to describe trumplicans……

Jean(Muriel)'s avatar

And, Wendy and Alan,

The fact that these “sick F_ _ks get away with being sick is that there are many many sick F__ __ks in America who make lots of sick dollars on being just that. Who ever doubts their own sexuality usually tries to hide this by making others the enemy. Old old story. The really sad part is that many children suffer under the hands of sick dicks!

I am getting so upset at America and its constant boorishness about being “a man”, that I am now talking in an ugly vulgar way. Women also need to take a look at just how they raise sons! It isn’t all about men! Watch “Woman of the Hour” Netflix. Talk about terrifying.

Kay G's avatar

The Bible “your good book” states over 100 💯 times that God hates liars!

“You” can remind so called “Christians” like Mike Johnson who lie right into the camera about that.

Christie sebo's avatar

Amen a thousand times over. Watching the GOP squirm, any one of them, makes me happy.

Jim Felt's avatar

What’s worse is the, what, gullibility of Johnson’s voters? What the heck is wrong with these bumpkins?

Donald Lipkis's avatar

Yes MAGA Mike, let’s talk about the economy, the envy of the world. Let’s talk about crime which is lower now than under Trump. Let’s talk about the border where Trump and the Republicans tanked a strong conservative border bill. We don’t even need to talk about the fact that Trump is a convicted felon, adjudicated rapist, traitor, insurrectionist, and dementing old man with penis envy.

halon-00-genesis@icloud.com's avatar

If you had a pimple for a penis, you would be pissed off too.

Dtss's avatar

Waiting for Arnold Palmer’s family to speak out.

Teresa's avatar

I believe his daughter has made a statement, I saw it mentioned on a news site. I can't remember which one, though. It may be AP, it was one of the national news services.

Dtss's avatar

Thanks! Going to look for that. I stopped subscribing to msm, since they can’t seem to be bothered anymore with actually doing their job.

Teresa's avatar

Yes, I'm afraid fair and impartial journalism is a thing of the past in the U.S. I see little blurbs pop up on my AOL (yes, I'm THAT OLD) from various news sources. Most of them seem skewed to favor Donold and his ilk. I retired from giving tours of a historical monument built by a "media mogul." I'm very aware of the power of the press, only now it's multiplied by thousands of websites, etc. And in the meantime Americans are being "dumbed down" constantly. Sorry, I'm ranting. Lol.

Teresa's avatar

Thanks, I think that's the one I saw mentioned. UK does it so much better, even if they DO have nude centerfolds in their daily newspapers. Lol. I lived there for a semester of college, it was.....interesting.

Dtss's avatar

Rant away! I am frequently having to dust myself off from falling off my soapbox! 😉😆

ps: I am that old, too. 🤩🤩

Teresa's avatar

Thanks, and does it seem as though they are just SO BLATANT about spewing misinformation, i.e. Faux News, etc. Back in the old days the mainstream media would spin things to make it seem "patriotic", like the "police action" in Viet Nam, Shock and Awe, etc. But they didn't lower themselves to the name calling, and justification of violence against fellow citizens that is "normal" now. I protested the war in Viet Nam while I was still in High School. I saw the LAPD pull Ron Kovic out of his wheelchair, and beat the Hell out of him. I arranged to have him speak at my school, and he wasn't allowed on campus. I worked for Tom Hayden at his office in Santa Monica......I'm not a spring chicken. And as far as our so-called Free Press, I know HORSESHIT when I see it.

Diane Will's avatar

Republicans, always republicans in the cesspool.

Ranger Adams's avatar

AMEN! I am a Pagan, but I have read the entire bible, the Holy Koran and many other books about a slew of gods and goddesses. Not once have I read about a supposed "Messenger of god" or messiah, like DonOLD Trump claims to be, talk about another guy's dick unless we go back to the Greek god Priapus. Now there was a guy with a dick, that never went down. Why doesn't DonOLD talk about him? If DonOLD is the "God" he pretends to be, he would know all of the other gods and maybe even have showered with them. I wonder? Did DonOLD shower with Arnold Palmer himself, or is he relying on hearsay? Did Johnson shower with Arnold too? NOBODY ever talks about showering with DonOLD. I guess there is NOTHING to say about it.

HI2thDoc's avatar

I know You teach us not to hate, but so help me You I hate that asshole hypocrite Mike Johnson soooo very much

tecolote42's avatar

Although, remember--hatred binds one to the hated object. Disinterest and close examination may help. Remember to wear a face mask and gloves. :D

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Teresa's avatar

My late husband was English, he would've called him a "wanker." Lol.

Dorvek's avatar

Make America Giggly Again >:p

NEAL O'CONNOR's avatar

Mike Johnson, whose family name is a euphemism for what the late golfer was packing, is the biggest little hypocrite since The late Mitch McConnell. (Oh, he's not? How can you tell?) And Mike the Squeaker didn't "take it like a champ."

tecolote42's avatar

Johnson sold his soul to the devil. I feel sorry for him. AND his family. Good Lord

Susan Fanning's avatar

I loved, loved how Tapper kept repeating the question, and Mikey stood there until he thought up something that had nothing to do with the question. Oh, God, what a trainwreck! Amen!

Regina's avatar

Thanks for showing the whole interview. I had only seen pieces of it. He really is the worst of them because he pretends to be so Christian while he lies and deflects.