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Tapper’s ‘Penis’ Barrage Leaves Johnson Begging for Mercy

"Don’t say it again!"

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Oct 22, 2024
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Dearest Humans,

In case you missed it, Jake Tapper interviewed Republican Speaker of the House and huge weirdo Mike Johnson on Sunday. Addressing current events, Tapper was forced to ask about Donold Trump’s weird obsession with dead golfer Arnold Palmer’s big penis.

Tapper hammered Johnson with the word ‘penis’ over and over again, until Johnson literal…

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