Dear Humans,
Happy Thursday. Thank you for joining God for a short sermon. Free readers, I love you. Paid readers, I love you and you make it possible for me to keep smiting everyday without collapsing into dust.
God looked upon the new episode of South Park last night and saw that it was good.
In the episode, Fox News breaks the news that Donald is no longer with Melania, because he is fucking Satan. Not only that, but later in the episode we learn that Satan is pregnant with Donald Trump’s butt baby.
The giddy Fox News anchors throw a party to celebrate. They’re not mad that Donald Trump is fucking Satan. They’re popping champagne!
Again and again, the phrase “Donald Trump is fucking Satan!” is said and shown on screen while Sean Hannity gives the thumbs up.
“Donald Trump has been fucking Satan this whole time!”
BAHAHA! Amen.
God approves this message.
At one point, they cut to a crying Kid Rock, who just can’t believe that Trump has been fucking Satan this whole time. HA-HA!
God highly recommends this episode.
I give it 10/10 crucifixes.
Bless you, South Park!
Love,
God
PS - Legendary comedian John Fugelsang will join Jesus and Me today at 2pm ET to discuss all the latest. You don’t need a notification or an email. Just open thegodpodcast.com at 2pm ET and we will be there!
PPS - If you’ve been meaning to join this divine rebellion against fascism, now’s the time. We need your help to expand our reach across YouTube, develop more puppets, and grow our entire media operation.
Gotta love the double entendre of “fucking Satan”.
Oh God! What would we do without You! ❤️💙🙏