The possibilities are so endless. Perhaps Elon has repented his many sins and punched himself in the face! Or slapped himself. If I were Elon I would look myself in the mirror daily, slap myself, and ask what further penance should be done. But it’s not for me to wreak vengeance, for that belongs to God. And the investors in Tesla.
In order to repent, you have to have a conscience and be able to feel guilty for behaving badly. Elon has shown us that this was completely left out of his factory settings. He is devoid of compassion and empathy.
Whoever hit him, they need to hit him much harder next time.
Speaking of his kid, that little boy creeps me out. Every time they mention him I am reminded of Damon in the movie The Omen. He's giving very dark vibes. The mother should seriously consider removing him from Elon's care.
I do hope it was me and I was on Ambien and sleep driving. Literally ran into Elon and was awake but didn’t know where I was, but I know I hated Musk so I punched him in the face!
Had someone hit him! Trying to get people to feel sorry for him. Poor Elon☹️. Anyone who has had to appear in public like Creeper freaker’s ex knows how to cover a black eye.
The possibilities are so endless. Perhaps Elon has repented his many sins and punched himself in the face! Or slapped himself. If I were Elon I would look myself in the mirror daily, slap myself, and ask what further penance should be done. But it’s not for me to wreak vengeance, for that belongs to God. And the investors in Tesla.
In order to repent, you have to have a conscience and be able to feel guilty for behaving badly. Elon has shown us that this was completely left out of his factory settings. He is devoid of compassion and empathy.
one of his baby mamas'
Oh hell yeah!! I could absolutely see that going down.
Whoever hit him, they need to hit him much harder next time.
Speaking of his kid, that little boy creeps me out. Every time they mention him I am reminded of Damon in the movie The Omen. He's giving very dark vibes. The mother should seriously consider removing him from Elon's care.
I agree! My major professor's name was Dr. Damian, pretty damn close to Damien. It was pronounced the same. It was eerie😨
A bit off topic, but I think one of Satan's minions replaced baby RFK jr. with little Satan as was done in 'The Omen'🤣🤣
I do hope it was me and I was on Ambien and sleep driving. Literally ran into Elon and was awake but didn’t know where I was, but I know I hated Musk so I punched him in the face!
Aw! But if that were the case, you didn't get the chance to remember it and savor that... X-D
"slob goblin" - excellent 👍. Also I think it's a combination of Ket and Maggie Simpson - ok just ket then . Love you God.
The latest is that he got into an altercation with Scott Bessent.
He hit himself to:
1) get people to feel sorry for him because his rockets keep blowing up.
2) he can't get T.A.C.O to go for a ride in said rockets
3) his car company is in shambles and last but surely not least
4) he just realized NOBODY F'N LIKES HIM, not even his baby mama's and some of his kids!
Had someone hit him! Trying to get people to feel sorry for him. Poor Elon☹️. Anyone who has had to appear in public like Creeper freaker’s ex knows how to cover a black eye.
Anybody check to see if X is a lefty?
I'm a lefty but still know how to land a right hook when appropriate.
I think it's a Tyler Durden situation.
Gold star. Congratulations! 🌟
If my father named me X, I'd punch him in the face😠
I don't care who punched him in the eye, only that he got punched in the eye.
I'm going with too much ketamine and walked into "something"
Elon was passed out on the floor from his K trip. Mini Elon dropped something weighty on his face. Elon hasn't yet realized he has a black eye.
The kid was shouting, "HELP, HELP, A STRANGER!" and "STRANGER DANGER" right before he hit the guy.
Of course, he's going to grow up to be a violent, felonious, narcissistic POS, but for now, "Good boy!"
Maybe it was karma that punched him in the eye.
I think Elon was told to take a big step back and punch himself in the face. Given that it's Elon, he nearly missed.