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Leslie Goodman-Malamuth's avatar

“Nunt” is a concise word for the neck vag of the dictator of the regime unhinged by inflatable frogs. 🐸

Joy B's avatar

I always called it a chicken neck, which for Donald seems appropriate at times

Leslie Goodman-Malamuth's avatar

It is! “Chicken neck and chicken gizzards,” as Sylvia Plath called the first set of male genitalia she saw, still makes me giggle like a teenager. Or were they turkey?

Shey's avatar

That’s an insult to chickens.

Leslie Goodman-Malamuth's avatar

I’d substitute a golden breaded okara patty, which my sons ate interchangeably with chicken nuggets, but not many people recognize okara. The residue from making soymilk, okara appears about as appetizing as library paste until it’s fussed up a bit. I want to use my ‘70s recipes, and we’d eat those unsold soybeans right here.

Nancy's avatar

Yeah, what's up with all the "unsold" produce when we have people starving on the streets of the UNITED STATES?! Whaddaya mean, "no one's buying our crops"?! =8-0

And at first I was thinking, "okra?" but hearing more about it, it sounds worse than okra... X-D I'd love to see how you successfully "[fuss] it up a bit" (contrary to my hubby's opinion, I think okra [or okara?] /can/ be saved by folks who really doll it up; like me with coffee ["Don't make it look or taste like coffee and I'm fine with it." :D])! :)

Is it like the curds in "curds and whey" as a by-product (or step?) of cheese-making?

Punkette's avatar

Lol! 😂 Thanks, Leslie 😂

Christine Chapman's avatar

You, Clever One, You!!!😇🤗😂😂😂😂😂😂

Jessica Minnotte's avatar

😂 hahaha!! My new favorite word!

Leslie Goodman-Malamuth's avatar

“It Pays to Increase Your Word Power,” advised READER’S DIGEST.

Christine Chapman's avatar

crossword puzzles, wordament, wordtwister: microsoft free games. LOL

And at 75, my vocabulary and extensively delightful ability to put words together has been my person gift from Himself! That and the topic is easy mock verbosely.

you're welcome hahahahahahahahhaa

Leslie Goodman-Malamuth's avatar

Excellent work, Christine! A sharp mind is the best possible cudgel to wield against MAGA. They’re mystified by wit, devoid of humor unless punching down, and armed with bananas at every knife fight. An inflatable frog terrifies their dictator. The costume’s wearer says he made the choice because he likes frogs.

Maryanne Chisholm's avatar

That is not a crown. They are horns, also known as the M in time magazines logo you fricking dingdong. Oh my gosh, I cannot stand him. When is cholesterol going to do its job?!?!!!

Bronwyn Halls's avatar

Excellent Perception, Sister Thumploather Experiencing Identical Notion.

"Floating crown"? Listen, Rumphead. Get a red sharpie and colour in the M of TIME instead. [That should keep him occupied for at least three hours.]

Karyn Milos's avatar

I vote that we make You Fricking Dingdong the official state form of addressing That Creature.

Bronwyn Halls's avatar

I t'ird it!

Most excellent.

Tina Johnson's avatar

Oh Maryanne! Thank you for “fricking dingdong”

Maryanne Chisholm's avatar

Seems those years of not cursing paid off! 😂

Karyn Milos's avatar

Dear God: That is a vulva, not a vagina. Being the One who created both, you should know this. 😊

God's avatar

Haha okay but for jokes I like neck vag 😂

isabel robinson's avatar

I don't. It's making me hate my womanly parts. Up until now I thought they might be alluring.

"Beef curtains" - good. "Nunts" - yes!

"Vag" - no.

Nancy's avatar

"Nunts" is hysterical! :D

It's what they should've used as that response to the Nazis in WWII instead of "NUTS!" The Germans still wouldn't've gotten it... X-D

Karyn Milos's avatar

Fair enough. 😂 Poetic license, eh. "Neckvulv" just doesn't have the same, uh, ring.

Cathy Broad's avatar

Does he shave or wax that thing?

Bronwyn Halls's avatar

In his fantasies he has drugged thirteen year old blonde nymphettes nibbling the hairs off one by one. … Pass the bucket.

Bronwyn Halls's avatar

Most people vaguely know what and where the vag is. It's what they emerged from. But vulva sounds … well, vulga. Sort of mal-evolved malevolent medical-botanical, like a tumour on a titan arum.

Nancy's avatar

Sadly, a lot of correct terms do; it's all that Latin and old Greek... :-/

Julia Szabian's avatar

So, where is ear damage from being shot? No scar?

Bronwyn Halls's avatar

Bursting gelatine capsules of fake blood don't leave a scar. Apparently.

Dana Walker Inskeep's avatar

"I bet you think this song is about you, don't you, don't you?"

Israfel Frost's avatar

...that is a capital M. That is not a "small crown".

(Also, is the fucker implying the Times should have had a bigger crown floating over his head?)

More proof that Trump is an illiterate, incompetent nincompoop, I suppose.

Jane in NC's avatar

Nobody will remember that article, but everybody will remember that cover. I'm ded.

Cynthia Christiansen's avatar

We will be really laughing when the emporer's cloths are found at Epstein's place.

Ellen Kahn's avatar

It was the "small" crown 👑 that set him off.

Karyn Milos's avatar

Also known to the rest of us as the top of the letter M. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 He's such a maroon.

Denise Palesch's avatar

Too bad. It delighted me.

Nancy's avatar

Yeah, he wanted a bigger one. ;)

Old Man Kerapsak's avatar

His hair didn't disappear, it simply shows that he has bald on top and does some kind of crazy comb over. Vain? Of course he is. Mr. Narcissism himself.

Ermine Cunningham's avatar

But when did the blonde change to gray??

Nancy's avatar

When he knuckled under and accepted the gift of a "platinum" toupee from Ivanka? :D

Gilamarth's avatar

I felt sorry for his victims before... but now I'm seeing the view the way they saw it I feel even worse for them

Christina Ronnberg's avatar

My cup is so damn full! Thank you God!

Scott Bernstein's avatar

He's a rancid, diseased-ridden thrunt.

Punkette's avatar

Thrunt! LOL 😝 Thanks, Scott!

Scott Bernstein's avatar

Implied words usually can't get you kicked off the interwebs........😉

Punkette's avatar

Hee hee! True that 🤪

Nancy's avatar

Yeah, brilliant! :D

Kat's avatar

"balding head and cavernous neck vagina." LOL the best ever laugh.

Jeanne's avatar

OMG! This is hilarious and totally justified!

John Hampton's avatar

Dear You,

As a photographer in my past life, I commend whoever took this pic of Drumph. They used light, angle, REALITY, and a wicked sense of humor to capture Drumph as he really is: bald, aged, terminally vain, and ugly as all get-out. Although Karoline Lievett would likely describe him as the apex of manhood, and confide that, when they're alone, she finds it almost impossible to keep from ripping her clothes off and offering herself to him.

Ew.

I say this, also, as a neck veejay haver. I just don't obsess over it, or let me be defined by it. Unlike certain tyrants we all know and despise.