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Cecilia Rodriguez Griffin's avatar

You can’t help getting tired of the bullshit this administration spews. Thank you, dear God for the humor to help deal with it.

Kaiannanthi's avatar

I just can't.. trying to hold it in.. just makes me feel like I'm gonna explode.. please forgive me, but...

LEEEEEEERRROOOOOOOOYYYYYY JEEEEEEEEEENKIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNS!!!!

😂😂😂😂😂

Ambodian's avatar

Well, in addition, the original antifa were also anti-imperialist and anti-king.

Constance Story's avatar

Of course we're ANTIFA! Shouldn't we all be? Mike Johnson and his moronic minions keep blabbing about antifa, antifa. Do they not understand it means anti fascists? Do they not remember that we fought a world war to bring about its demise? I don't expect djt to know who our friends and foes were during WWII because, in the immortal words of Rex Tillerson, "The guy's a fucking moron." but I thought Johnson, Thune, Scalise etal might know a tiny bit of world history.

Robot Bender's avatar

My Dad was Antifa when he was sent to Germany in 1944.

Nancy's avatar

Mine too; September of '44, which means he missed out on D-Day ("Good thing, too, or I probably wouldn't be here now. And neither would you, kid." "Yes, sir.") but was definitely there in time for the Ardennes Counter-Offensive, aka The Battle of the Bulge ("Helluva way to spend the winter holidays: ass-deep in the snow, 20 degrees below zero, and gettin' shot at.")...

Lizzie's avatar

Our day is coming! It’s Saturday October 18, #NoKingsDay! Our Boston Tea Party. Be There!

Peaceful protest for democracy and America! 🇺🇸

God is on our side. If God is with us, who can be against us!

Anna Oba's avatar

Just from a practical perspective, aren’t missiles really expensive?

Bronwyn Halls's avatar

Yes,and so is friendship with Argentina (who desperately need US taxpayer help, sooooo busy selling soybeans to China).

JP Connolly's avatar

In taking millions of "aid" Argentina will be in a horrible amount of debt for decades. That's rotten for everyday Argentinans. Who knows where the soybean money lands?

Dave Allen's avatar

In Argentina of course. tRump and Vance are intentionally bankrupting American farmers so they can pick up their farms for pennies when they get auctioned off.

Nancy's avatar

Which is what puzzles me about American farmers; don't they remember back to FarmAid? Did they really think Trump was gonna "fix" that for them somehow? :-/

Don't they remember that he had to bribe -- er, pay them at least a little something after his shitty economic policies screwed them over the LAST TIME he was in office?? :-/

Did playing around with all those pesticides and herbicides and other-cides fry their brains??? :-/

Dave Allen's avatar

Short memories. I was visiting Moline, IL. last fall. John Deer has a combine harvester plant there and they were going to move it to Mexico due to slow sales. Everyone blamed Biden for this when it was caused by the Chinese trade war Trump started in 2019.

The Chinese stopped buying US soy beans. Trump bailed out the farmers with subsidies and they stopped growing, they didn’t need to buy new implements or other services, fuel, etc.

The John Deer plant is still in Moline but they have furloughed 2,500 people from family wage jobs this past year and they still blame the Lunatic Left for their troubles

Bronwyn Halls's avatar

Eventually, it's all destined for the Rump Family, probably via corruptocoin.

Elly's avatar

It’s all about waste, fraud, and abuse for these guys.

Nancy's avatar

Yeah, creating it rather than solving it... X-P

Kaiannanthi's avatar

Well, it's just money. Who cares about that? Also: no kings, no paychecks!

Robot Bender's avatar

And not 100% accurate. What happens if one or two missiles hit I-5? That would cripple California's economy for a few weeks. (It's my understanding that the highway will be closed during Trump and Kegsbreath's little missilegasm is going on.)

Nancy's avatar

"Oh, lookee there...oopsie. :D" What makes you think that won't be part of it? They hate us! :(

Of course, if California, the fourth largest economy ON THE PLANET goes down, we're not going down alone, likely. ;)

Dave Allen's avatar

Yeah, and they go boom and start fires. I hope it's not windy.

Nancy's avatar

Fortunately, Camp Pendleton is pretty huge, and we just had a recent rain come in, so that could help mitigate anything.

Of course, if some expendable idiot just happens to be a wee bit off in his aim...oopsie! :D

Leu2500's avatar

“Then his Treasury goblin Scott Bessent declared that “No Kings equals no paychecks.””

Please! As if #DementiaDonald & Speaker Mike are working to reopen the government. Trump is too lazy & Johnson is too scared.

Constance Story's avatar

well, it's certainly a good payday for Bessent and his investor friends in Argentina! To the tune of 20 Billion US tax dollars!

Femvixen's avatar

We can let our voices be known in a big way in Virginia in less than 3 weeks. Please share the following with friends and family in Virginia. We can send a message to other states if we can flip the governor blue and keep the house of delegates blue. It will give people hope. My post provides info on how/when/where to vote and how to see a sample ballot. Also, the deadline to apply for absentee/by mail voting is October 24th.

https://talkaboutchoice.substack.com/p/election-day-in-virginia-is-november

Nancy's avatar

Amen!

And thanks for that info for those who need it, Femvixen! :)

Bren M's avatar

They had jets flying overhead when the Epstein victims spoke. Now they plan to shoot missiles when the country speaks. Anything for a diversion. They can close I-5 down, we will get there anyways. Go to www.nokings.org or www.fiftyfifty.one to find the nearest protest to you. This is our country. We need to save it.

Nancy's avatar

Many of the alternative routes of the I-5 are way far away from the coastline, so that's inconvenient for one Saturday (would've been worse on a Monday, or any other weekday). Don't think that native southern Californians don't know alt routes the way a New Yorker knows the bus lines. ;)

Katrina Ludvig's avatar

The way God will serve justice when he's out of office will be such a joy to watch.

Sarah3000's avatar

My favorite phrase of the day- "Cloudy with a chance of assholes."

God is epic and on point. You bless us with your wisdom and humor.

The Fact And Just The Facts's avatar

Calling MAGATS Nazis is banal and MAGATS love Hitler. They’re racists and thugs bereft of any proper feelings or morals. Everyone and everything is to be used and discarded. That’s why they are doomed to failure. They’ll eat their young to attain their goals. It may not happen today or tomorrow but just like Hitler’s thousand year Reich, it can’t be sustained. It’s a civil war for the health of our nation.

Kaiannanthi's avatar

They already do, as they have the highest concentration of pedophiles in their cult than anywhere else.

Robot Bender's avatar

I think it's an asymmetrical, slow burn civil war.

PhunnyPhillyGirl's avatar

Dear God,

Give me RIBBITY

Or give me DEATH!

I STAND WITH THE FROGS

...AND YOU

...AND OUR ANGELS

We. Will. Win.

Amen

Love,

me

JeezNawts's avatar

All I can do is shake my head and think “Here we f****ng go again…”

God, I tell you, I pray every day to see change for the better in this world, or at the very least, in this country, where it feels that righteousness and true Justice is needed the most.

Stan hasegawa's avatar

And a little frog shall lead them…

Jocelyn B's avatar

Colbert forgot Carole! I’m sure he didn’t mean to.

Nancy's avatar

A far better King than Burger...well do I remember way back when around the late 80s when I was working retail, and it was a slow mid-week day; those of us in the store (all workers ;-D) were listening to the CBS radio news doing a fluff-piece on a bunch of Canadian (of course!) elementary school kids who were actually -- gasp! -- /boycotting/ a FAST FOOD CHAIN (ooh, giggle! :D)!

Because apparently, this "evil" corporation was cutting down a bunch of rainforests in Central and South America (to raise cattle on the resultant "pastures") that Canadian songbirds needed to successfully winter in, which is why they were getting less and less numerous back up in Canada (imagine!). The newscaster was very, very careful about not naming any names, but made the mistake of having an interview with one of these precocious cherubim: "We're not goin' to BURGER KING any more! >:-O"

The story ended very, very quickly after that... ;)

And that same year, afterwards, Burger King came out with the "Kids' Club! :D"

("Coincidence? I think NOT!")

Frankly, it's stupid anyway; cattle raised on the land where rainforests used to be do very poorly indeed: not nearly as much meat on their bones, not really enough milk, etc., etc., etc. At least the 'forest comes back very quickly if there's any trees still around... :)

Jocelyn B's avatar

Wow, that’s quite a story! Thanks for telling it.

Christine Chapman's avatar

Up here in Northeast West Virginia, we giggle inside and outside the house, fly the proudest of flags every day, ensure the popcorn is ready, and we have enough weed. Soon enough we will be musing about 47s demise. he will die one day...

if praying worked, he would have dribbled down Mommies chin. ( or the maid's) LOL