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Linda N's avatar

Our God who art in Substack

Hallowed be thy fame

Thy readers come, thy will be done

Online, as it should be to assclowns

Give us this day our daily smites And forgive not their sorry asses

As we smite those who trespass against us

And lead us out of our frustration

Deliver us with smites to the evil ones

For thine is the sarcasm, the irony, and the cynicism

Forever and ever

AMEN!

Elizabeth Behnke's avatar

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Hannah's avatar

Linda N, you fixed it!

Eleanor Dalglish's avatar

Absolutely brilliant, Linda! πŸ†

DeFitz's avatar

Wonderful!!!!!!!!!

Nbburfish's avatar

Rich people don’t worry about medical bills - can’t remotely understand why β€œregular folks” worry so much about getting sick. How many of the millions on ACA voted for Trump, ie voted for their healthcare to be gutted? It amazes me endlessly how people will vote against their own interests, because β€œhe’s a billionaire”… or played one on TV.

My brother died of a curable health issue in his 50s because his deductible was so high, he couldn’t afford a CT scan. That was before ACA - now he would still be here for his daughters.

I’m pretty sure there’s a special place in hell for insurance execs.

Thanks for the smite.

Jan Livingston's avatar

Can we at least have a discussion on not for profit Universal Healthcare. Why should anyone get rich while I die or even pay ridiculous premiums!

Dave Edgar's avatar

I have yet to hear a coherent explanation from a "conservative" - lawmaker or otherwise, why healthcare in the "Greatest Country in the History of the World"ℒ️ cannot be considered a Right.

"Butbutbut - TAXES!!!

Bullshit.

The extra dollars hoovered up by the rent-seekers in the insurance industry and campaign funds of legislators at every level are more than sufficient to institute and operate a proper health care system. The 18th century thinking at the basic level of the Republican party is preventing us from operating at a 21st century level.

Hannah's avatar

Dave, I think if we just taxed the rich, killed insurance, we would be fine.

Dave Edgar's avatar

That was kinda my point - evidently I didn't make it clear enough. Grab the cash that's making insurers rich AF by proper taxation - it wouldn't even need to be AS MUCH as it costs now.

Hannah's avatar

Wasn't disagreeing. Just added to say clearly, I thought, to tax all of the rich.

Gretchen Reynolds's avatar

I loved this smiting so very much today that I tried to subscribe before realizing that I already had. Continue being your Almighty self β™₯️

Carol's avatar

Yes! LET THERE BE SMITE! Have at it my You!

Jo Ann Feeler's avatar

HAPPY 75,000TH, GOD! May Your smites be many, and Your aim be true, right up the insurance execs & grifters wazoos! As alway, YAY GOD, YAY JESUS.

AMEN, AWOMEN.

RLT's avatar

AMEN!

Christian Brower's avatar

God I definitely approve of this smiting. It puts me in the holiday spirit.

Hannah's avatar

Good afternoon God.

I knew that "throne" you have was really a recliner. Just knew it.

Cause Play. That's a new one for me. Perfect. It applies to many assholes.

Who would have thought that everyone has horrible healthcare problems. How about every one of us. JFC, smite away and enjoy it.

Jan Frederick's avatar

God, may the smite be from you!! This was surly a pick-me-up today!! Amen! Awomen!!

Elizabeth Behnke's avatar

Dear God - I think maybe Mr Thompson’s downfall was engineered to bring the country together against a common enemy!?!?!?

Annie's avatar

I literally just messaged my mother and said, "I hope your Maga-clan can use their power to dismantle the healthcare system or lack thereof" and she said "I hope so too"!

Kenneth Hines's avatar

The filthy rich just keep getting richer. Please smite away to your hearts contentment. Smiting feels so..deserved. That’s God’s way. Just desserts.

Christine Chapman's avatar

Nice phuquing Smite, You! The pendulum doth continue...just like The Plan.

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Patty's avatar

Thanks, God, for brightening my day with all this smiting! More of this, please….Amen! Awoman

Charlotta Ross's avatar

Still not feeling the holiday spirit, but smiling that's a start. Thank you.