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Wookiee Monster's avatar

MAGAts: we want overt racism to keep all the brown people out!

Musk: But I want cheap, disposable labor.

Trump: Sorry guys, Elon wrote me a big check.

MAGAts: WTF???

Kay G's avatar

Best synopsis ever!!!

Christine Chapman's avatar

the lines write themselves. thanx for paying attention, Beloved '

Dave Cassenti's avatar

Sometimes the best way to fight back against Idiocracy is to leave it alone. Gullible stupid people always fall into the hidden quicksand of their belief that they actually matter to the politicians that lied to them.

Jed V's avatar

I love a good shit show. At least there's that.

Christie sebo's avatar

You know the feeling when you've had to scrimp and Save for tickets to a show? We have spent years trying to save our sanity and like Carnival barkers we have spent countless hours explaining the upcoming production unfolding before us. We have definitely earned a front row seat to the three ring circus setting up camp and tearing the tent down simultaneously. All I know is that I will be happy when the show is run out of town on a rail.

LJ57's avatar

Cannot happen swiftly enough!

P J Johnston's avatar

Could NOT have said it better Christie thank you!

Julie Lewis's avatar

WTG with all the SMITES! The exploding cybertruck was a nice touch.

Alessandra Wutholen's avatar

This isn’t an extreme leftist network. What you fight for are just basic obvious civil rights in the rest of the world.

God's avatar

lol yup 👍

Teddy Gingerich's avatar

We know, but in the US (sadly) these ideas ARE extreme leftist ones. Hence why I identify as a leftist, not a liberal.

Niquie Hutchison's avatar

Elon Musk looks like he's decomposing even before he's dead. Not a good sign.

tecolote42's avatar

That lumpy-faced look is disturbing. Maybe he's ingesting the industrial wastewater SpaceX is discharging into the Gulf

Niquie Hutchison's avatar

Well, if the decomposition fits, yes! That "man" is beyond odd. It's like he got buried alive, found his way back and is trying to assimilate into normal society. Well, my God, what am I saying?! What is a "normal society" these days? Maybe he's just the first. If Trump's nose falls off, we will have our proof.

Teresa's avatar

Yep. He's on his way to becoming a MUSH MELON. Aww. So sad.

BJTS's avatar

Thanks, God! Your humor, and timely smitings, get me through a lot of tough days.

Joan Kristensen's avatar

GOD! Drink more! What else can you do while wasted?! This was a STUPENDOUS start!

Jennifer's avatar

Maybe MAGA will invoke the 14th Amendment? Will all our new year’s wishes come true?

Kay G's avatar

🤣🤣🥳🤣🤣

Nicholas Elkovitch's avatar

Red states want to slash education and then complain that American companies need to hire educated foreign employees. MAGA dumbasses.

Kay G's avatar

Thank you “god” for the best Substack today. Your posting of the works of the Almighty showing His opinion of the offspring of the prince of darkness becoming our elected leaders gave me hope!

RLT's avatar

Happy New Year, God! Thanks for all your continued reporting from Cesspool (my name for X). I deleted my account years ago & will not go back. But it’s good to know that the MAGA-ites are eating each others’ faces & Muskaswamy are doing what billionaires do, protect their own money.

tecolote42's avatar

Saturn Devouring His Son by Goya serves as my visual for Trump and his creatures

From Britannica: "The haunting Saturn illustrates the myth of the Roman god Saturn, who, fearing that his children would overthrow him, ate them."

Teddy Gingerich's avatar

I began 2025 with a sense of anxiety, outright fear and (at the very least) trepidation. Your post makes me happier than you can imagine. We might just survive after all.

Hannah's avatar

Good afternoon God. I bet you and JFC really got the giggles dreaming up the Tesla blowing up. Cosmic humor definitely.

Oh yeah thanks.