The Oval Office was once an easy space of gentle light and grace, but under The Rump it's a baubled closet full of toadies, audience and media.
Not just people but equipment as well, lights and reflectors and prompts, all hot and sweaty and crammed in like stinking sardines in the overpowering stench of the Rumps's excretions. I bet even his orange spack filler stinks like dead prawns in the sun. He won't tolerate aeration because it might muck up his sad 1950s shelfy coiffure.
Independence Hall in the summer of 1776 wasn't that much better, but at least you didn't have the smell of a man whose contents of diaper are already beyond capacity. That silicone gel tends to get everywhere when wet.
I heard it through the DC grapevine that the meds he's taking intravenously is shortening his lifespan. I seen that same sleepy-eyed look in my dear old bonus mom. Told my brother in law that if she makes it through new year's it'd be a miracle. She lived long enough to see Biden inaugurated and on February 17, 2021, the Lord called her home.
Could've been bad hypoglycemia, like in a diabetes attack; that's a serious thing, could lead to a coma. :-/
Or could've been heat exhaustion, from all the studio hoo-ha that Bronwyn mentioned (Trump would be immune to heat, wouldn't he? ;-D), or a combination of both...do we know what it actually was by now?
😂it was crazy! I showed this to my husband and he said “and that is a perfect example of Why we need younger people in government look at all those old men“
Did y’all see the video of the marine literally having to push his fat ass into the helicopter? I hope that guy is getting really good pay for having to touch. The depends. Forgive my crazy typing. I’m having to use speak text because I have a broken wrist. I enjoy y’all’s commentary.
Oh for fuck's sake. Why not get a stand-up board of the dictator and just play the same recording over and over again?! 🤦🏾♀️ At least it would justify that dead blank stare. It does speak volumes for how ugh he cares about other people. The Devil is probably wondering how he ever let this happen! 😅
I wonder if fainting guy is himself on GLP-1s. If you are hypoglycemic, fainting is a real concern, especially on these drugs (ask me how I know). At least Oz acted like the doctor he was and helped. But Mango Mussolini was clearly annoyed!
My first impression was that Ill Douche looked annoyed that everyone's attention was diverted away from him, and that he was impatiently waiting for them to be done with the petty distraction of a fellow human being who'd collapsed on the floor and get back to centering around HIM. 🙄🤣
One thing I love about Jimmy Kimmel (other that he's back! :D) is when he's rattling off his monologue, he tosses in yet another good nickname, but often so fast you can't retain it. Hooray for YouTube and Pause icons! :D
The writers for SNL are going to be really upset when they hear about this. How can they top this real life absurdity? Well, I sure hope they try. RFK Jr running out of the room during a medical emergency is exactly what I'd expect as the director of Health and Human Services. Maybe he's goinh to look for a dead animal to revive the guy. That's about the extent of his medical expertise. It would fit perfectly with the whale head he chopped off and put on top of his family van and the dead bear cub he chauffered around for hours before dumping it in Central park.
Fun fact: messing with a marine mammal, alive or dead, is strictly against federal law (Marine Mammal Protection Act, 1972) unless you have a pretty high-falutin' permit, which I doubt he had. :-/
Yeah, I highly doubt there was any permit. The crazy part is who looks at a beached whale and decides it's a good idea to capitate it and put the head on top of the family van and drive home with it? You have to have several screws loose to do such a thing.
I would not expect anything less of him than to zone out as the kids say. He is absolutely clueless and would be the last person I would want around in any kind of emergency. ha has been waited on hand and foot for near 80 years and is completely out of touch even without the dementia. Cruelty is his middle name and he only wants money and power he can brag about.
i notice that at the beginning DT was touching the resolute desk... using it as an anchor... something to hold on to as turbulent seas surrounding him... the desk, the desk... stick with the desk
The PedoPoopgatePrez is the epitome of “I REALLY DON’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT ANYONE” aka “how dare anyone take attention away from me”. What a heartless soulless loser.
Glad the fainter will be ok. Can’t believe Karoline is tacky enough to wear a white dress after Labor Day!!! Seriously—you’re not on the tennis court, babe. My Nana is rolling over in her grave so much she just might unearth herself!
(Yes, I know many people disregard the white clothing “rule”—pants, shoes [not sneakers], dresses, skirts—as archaic, but they didn’t know my Nana. 😉)
Sorry for the second post today, I felt like this was too funny not to post. 😂
No, no! Don't apologize for being You, Dad! We love it!
Do You think he fainted because he got a whiff of Donald's defecated Depends? I heard Trump smells like piss and shit all day long.
many people are saying this! 😂
Oh goody! That means I’m not the only one who thinks that, too!
I couldn’t do it… not even for my country😂🤮
There's always another unfortunate soul who takes one for the team.
No wonder the guy fainted. He probably WANTED to.
The Oval Office was once an easy space of gentle light and grace, but under The Rump it's a baubled closet full of toadies, audience and media.
Not just people but equipment as well, lights and reflectors and prompts, all hot and sweaty and crammed in like stinking sardines in the overpowering stench of the Rumps's excretions. I bet even his orange spack filler stinks like dead prawns in the sun. He won't tolerate aeration because it might muck up his sad 1950s shelfy coiffure.
Oh, it must be HELL in there.
And now they put a big gold cursive sign on the outside of the office that says “the oval office” probably because he lost his way finding it
And, hey, it's more Oval than ever, because it stinks like rotten eggs :-D
You deserve a standing ovation for that one. It was sheer poultry in motion.
Don't egg me on, I'm bad enough already.
😂😂😂
Like one of his hotels.
Independence Hall in the summer of 1776 wasn't that much better, but at least you didn't have the smell of a man whose contents of diaper are already beyond capacity. That silicone gel tends to get everywhere when wet.
And stale sweat. Don’t forget the musky sweat.🤮
It's because of his shitty personality and pissy demeanor!
I heard it through the DC grapevine that the meds he's taking intravenously is shortening his lifespan. I seen that same sleepy-eyed look in my dear old bonus mom. Told my brother in law that if she makes it through new year's it'd be a miracle. She lived long enough to see Biden inaugurated and on February 17, 2021, the Lord called her home.
The point is, he doesn't have long, either. 2 months. Tops.
Maybe he’ll give us all a Christmas present and die on December 25!
That in and of itself would be a Miracle on 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.
Or see if Krampus is available. He's got the mentality of a spoiled brat anyway.
Never apologize for giving us a bonus post, O God!
And if he is as sick as he looks… he probably smells like death warmed over…
Nuh uh God! Don’t be sorry that was hysterical!
Food deprivation? Me thinks not because he’s a rich republican.
If one could faint for denying the citizenry food they’d all be on the floor!
SMITE! Go get ‘em God.
Could've been bad hypoglycemia, like in a diabetes attack; that's a serious thing, could lead to a coma. :-/
Or could've been heat exhaustion, from all the studio hoo-ha that Bronwyn mentioned (Trump would be immune to heat, wouldn't he? ;-D), or a combination of both...do we know what it actually was by now?
Dear @God,
Please don't apologize for doing something FUN for us. We need fun. Thank you!!
Much 💜,
me
Sorry?! I think this is a bonus not something to be apologized for! Besides, it *is* HILARIOUS. Too funny to wait to post! Thanks for the belly laugh!
😂it was crazy! I showed this to my husband and he said “and that is a perfect example of Why we need younger people in government look at all those old men“
Did y’all see the video of the marine literally having to push his fat ass into the helicopter? I hope that guy is getting really good pay for having to touch. The depends. Forgive my crazy typing. I’m having to use speak text because I have a broken wrist. I enjoy y’all’s commentary.
Ooch! Get better soon! :(
Thanks, though, for doing as well as you did! :)
Haha thanks!
DON'T YOU DARE apologize for this!!!
What I'd mostly seen was the Mango Mussolini sitting at his desk, pouting that the attention wasn't on HIM... /boo-freakin'-hoo
Oh for fuck's sake. Why not get a stand-up board of the dictator and just play the same recording over and over again?! 🤦🏾♀️ At least it would justify that dead blank stare. It does speak volumes for how ugh he cares about other people. The Devil is probably wondering how he ever let this happen! 😅
Absolutely, it ruined mango's press conference!
🤣🤣😆🤣🤣
I wonder if fainting guy is himself on GLP-1s. If you are hypoglycemic, fainting is a real concern, especially on these drugs (ask me how I know). At least Oz acted like the doctor he was and helped. But Mango Mussolini was clearly annoyed!
Because it took the attention from the giant diapered toddler😞
He probably thinks he was weak for fainting. You know, only suckers and losers would do this.
And you were right! I love how you suggested RFK Jr sold him a bad bag of heroin😂. You have such a way with words❣️❤️❤️❤️
My first impression was that Ill Douche looked annoyed that everyone's attention was diverted away from him, and that he was impatiently waiting for them to be done with the petty distraction of a fellow human being who'd collapsed on the floor and get back to centering around HIM. 🙄🤣
That’s what I like to call him😆
Among many other fitting names. 🤣🤣🤣
One thing I love about Jimmy Kimmel (other that he's back! :D) is when he's rattling off his monologue, he tosses in yet another good nickname, but often so fast you can't retain it. Hooray for YouTube and Pause icons! :D
YES! Exactly! ... Man ...
Maybe the guy fainted because President Dumdum let out a fart.
many people are saying this
or loaded his diaper
☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️
The writers for SNL are going to be really upset when they hear about this. How can they top this real life absurdity? Well, I sure hope they try. RFK Jr running out of the room during a medical emergency is exactly what I'd expect as the director of Health and Human Services. Maybe he's goinh to look for a dead animal to revive the guy. That's about the extent of his medical expertise. It would fit perfectly with the whale head he chopped off and put on top of his family van and the dead bear cub he chauffered around for hours before dumping it in Central park.
Fun fact: messing with a marine mammal, alive or dead, is strictly against federal law (Marine Mammal Protection Act, 1972) unless you have a pretty high-falutin' permit, which I doubt he had. :-/
Yeah, I highly doubt there was any permit. The crazy part is who looks at a beached whale and decides it's a good idea to capitate it and put the head on top of the family van and drive home with it? You have to have several screws loose to do such a thing.
You are right about the Curb Your Enthusiasm music! Timed perfectly.
thanks!
i smelt that shit all the way up in baltimore
I would not expect anything less of him than to zone out as the kids say. He is absolutely clueless and would be the last person I would want around in any kind of emergency. ha has been waited on hand and foot for near 80 years and is completely out of touch even without the dementia. Cruelty is his middle name and he only wants money and power he can brag about.
i notice that at the beginning DT was touching the resolute desk... using it as an anchor... something to hold on to as turbulent seas surrounding him... the desk, the desk... stick with the desk
… and stay within reach of the coke and burger buttons.
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Never be sorry for your posts Dad or good shit like this!! I saw this come up on my BlueSky feed while we were talking to Andra!! 🤣
The PedoPoopgatePrez is the epitome of “I REALLY DON’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT ANYONE” aka “how dare anyone take attention away from me”. What a heartless soulless loser.
He hates those people, also.
Glad the fainter will be ok. Can’t believe Karoline is tacky enough to wear a white dress after Labor Day!!! Seriously—you’re not on the tennis court, babe. My Nana is rolling over in her grave so much she just might unearth herself!
(Yes, I know many people disregard the white clothing “rule”—pants, shoes [not sneakers], dresses, skirts—as archaic, but they didn’t know my Nana. 😉)