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Alan Iroff's avatar

Every morning I search obituaries and am disappointed.

Alexander Crouton-Skitch's avatar

Why any foreign leader (who isn’t aligned with this brain-fried sack of pus) feels the need to visit what’s left of the White House these days is beyond me.

Bronwyn Halls's avatar

Speaking of the White Arse … I'm still waiting for up-to-date plans for the bunker under the Ball Room monstrosity.

Last thing I saw it was about 5 stories and effing HUGE, big enough not just for a bunker but for him and his minions to live in, even with a golf course.

He intends to just move in and stay there under a thick coating of ICE and National Guard and HogsBreath troops, ruling the planet like a god-king, no matter what happens in 2026 and 2028.

Even perhaps with an Hitlerian finale to this greatest movie ever made, shooting his cankles through the ankles, filmed from 16 angles in technicolour.

Alexander Crouton-Skitch's avatar

It is horrendous to think about, but I'll put good money on him not going anywhere without his well-armed militia shooting and killing people who try and remove him.

Bronwyn Halls's avatar

Oh; forgot to point out that the bunker(s) existing and past were of course full of tech for keeping tabs on and controlling the outside world.

Alan Iroff's avatar

Maybe they think there’s something in it for them.

They find out too late that he doesn’t share his toys. Doesn’t play well with others.

Leu2500's avatar

you mean the front page

Alan Iroff's avatar

True, but I also check the sports pages, comics, and want ads, just in case

Lily Misty's avatar

She looks very uncomfortable near him, he's probably stinking aswell!

Scott Bernstein's avatar

He should die by lethal injection and the entire world should get to watch.

Alan Iroff's avatar

Imagine how much money we’d make if we could put it on pay per view 🤑

Bronwyn Halls's avatar

I'd rather he just melted into a dew and was never mentioned again. What a relief.

Dave Cassenti's avatar

Honestly, I would have said, “Mr. President, we didn’t tell you because you weren’t born yet.” Make him seem like the moron we all know he is.

Dianne K   🐱🐶🐈‍⬛ 🐾❤️'s avatar

I was at Pearl Harbor in February. Nothing “funny” about the memorial or war museums.

Robot Bender's avatar

I've never been. It's been on my list, but now I'm getting concerned about flying with the TSA and DHS vacuuming up everyone's data.

Dianne K   🐱🐶🐈‍⬛ 🐾❤️'s avatar

It was all about timing. I had planned this trip last May, but was concerned about flying. I was in Seoul in December, and felt much safer flying overseas. On our way home, we were delayed 90 minutes, because of a landing gear alarm. 🙀 Even with that “fear,” I trusted the Koreans to fix the problem. We did make the 10 hour flight with a safe landing in Seattle.

Lauran McDaib's avatar

I've been there more than once and they are real...

Ellen Schwartz's avatar

Well, IMHO a much more cringe-worthy “joke” would have been about Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Pearl Harbor was a military target and mostly servicemen died. Not something to celebrate, and mostly I imagine they were conscripts rather than volunteers, but still they were soldiers, and far fewer of them than the civilians who died in Japan. So is the cringe that “Surprise! We bombed.an elementary school , just like Japan bombed our naval base”?

Leu2500's avatar

don't give him ideas

Bronwyn Halls's avatar

He never has ideas. He just has DRIVES. Hungers, thirsts, cravings.

Then he's famous for picking up the last idea anyone else presented on the issue and applying that, no matter how stupid, irrelevant and destructive it is.

Lauran McDaib's avatar

There is not a comparable situation. tRump is off his rocker. As an American citizen I apologise to the Japanes TM from all Americans, no matter our politcal persuasion! Sincerest aplogies...

Cat's avatar

And yet nobody called him out. Just once I’d like to see someone, anyone say WTF is wrong with you?

Lauran McDaib's avatar

WTF is wrong with you dipshit!!!

Richard's avatar

Geez, the 🍊🤡💩is a A-hole!

DL Jr's avatar

He’s one sick fuck.

TJ's avatar

Thanks God… Did he actually think the crack about Japan would get a chuckle and knee slap and one of his minions yelling from the couch “that’s a good one boss, yuck, yuck” seriously what a POS. And the continuation of lies over his best pedophile buddy who he didn’t throw out of his slum-club who provided little girls to sexually abuse, really it was an unending supply for these deviants..

Now the letters from the children should be on MSM every day 24/7 we have concentration camps.. that house children.. we are allowing the cesspool of humanity to boil over… good grief we are evil and a pariah of a nation.. Going to get an adult beverage and call my worthless Senators and Rep again tomorrow about this BS..

Bronwyn Halls's avatar

He uses EVERY opportunity to put other people down. If there isn't an opportunity he will MAKE one.

Of course he was going to put in the knife. She's a woman, not white, with black (not blonde) hair. Three strikes, she's out.

He is just so disgusting and embarrassing… Pass the bucket.

LBrielmaier's avatar

I have been to the Arizona memorial several times. Oil still bubbles up, even today. It is a somber place. Nothing about it is funny or something to joke about.

Kat's avatar

WTAF!!! God, please make mango mussolini go away. I'm tired, as the majority of human beings are too.

Om Peace Amen

Linda Laz's avatar

That was no joke. That was a humiliating, despicable way to represent us as well as say something so rude and heinous. If I were the Prime Minister of Japan, I would have stood up, slapped his face and left the room.

Ann Panda's avatar

Omg he's beyond embarrassing!

Jo Burns's avatar

Dear God,

Will tomorrow bring us good news? This whack-a-mole dynasty has got to cease and desist and self destruct ! Time for the 25th, A2 S4.