New Pope Dunked on JD Vance Just a Few Weeks Ago

The new Pope is dope.

Dear Humans,

Well we have a new Pope! And he is not down with the fascists. More than that, he dunked on JD Vance just a few weeks ago. Bless this guy!

1. Pope Leo XIV Dunked On JD Vance

Before he was the Pope, Robert Prevost wasn’t just a bishop. He was online. And just weeks before his election, he took a flaming thurible to JD Vance’s latest attempt at Bible cosplay.

“Jesus doesn’t ask us to rank our love for others,” he wrote. Direct shot. No incense. No holy water. Just vibes and truth.

For those unaware: JD Vance recently tried to argue that Americans should only love Americans, and not, say, immigrants, refugees, or people outside our borders. Because apparently “Love thy neighbor” has a zip code now.

But Leo wasn’t having it.

JD VANCE IS WRONG. It doesn’t get more clear than that! Also, props to the new Pope on posting such an evergreen tweet. Here are some more of his:

He is all about rejecting racism. GOOD.

He speaks 8 languages and gave his first address in Spanish.

God can hear MAGA melting down all the way from up here in Heaven.

2. He’s Not Just Holy. He’s Based.

Pope Leo XIV’s clapback may seem small, but it signals something big. We’re not dealing with a Benedict throwback. This is a continuation of the Francis legacy: compassion, justice, and calling out hypocrites who weaponize Scripture for power.

While Christian nationalists are busy turning Jesus into a gun-toting border patrol agent, Pope Leo XIV is reminding people that Jesus died helping the very people America wants to throw away.

This is sign of hope.

What can God say? The new Pope seems dope!

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The new Pope gets it. Truth matters. Love matters. And we’re not alone.

Love,

God

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