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Carolyn Hays Jones's avatar

Remember the mantra “Everything that touches Trump dies.”

Azlobo2_pam_sanchez's avatar

except Trump. That orange stuff is preservative... Formaldehyde.

Carolyn Hays Jones's avatar

From your pen to God’s ears!

Carolyn Hays Jones's avatar

I was thinking of its use as embalming fluid. Maybe he is trying to do that to his face. It is too late to preserve his youthful looks which were so majorly attractive mainly to himself. “Narcissus” thy name is Donald. He just cannot get enough of himself. It would be really sad if he weren’t so dangerous to Democracy. Cutting out studies of Alzheimer’s is cutting off his nose to spite his face. He is the male version of Norma Desmond in Sunset Blvd.

Jid's avatar

Trump will get demolished as will his army of zombies

Havanna's avatar

I wish it was the other way around. Please God make it true!

Lady Emsworth's avatar

Unfortunately, he has his grubby little hands on America. . .

Mary Hall's avatar

It's even an acronym -- ETTD.

Stelladona's avatar

I don’t care that he is broke. Why do you make these nut jobs? Elon IVFs woman. I find that a form of rape. He insisted they do it and pays them and wants them all to live in a compound together. Uses sex determinate IVF cause, boys. No wonder Vivian left.

“During St. Clair’s (baby momma) pregnancy, Musk suggested that they bring in other women to have even more of their children faster. “To reach legion-level before the apocalypse,” he said to St. Clair in a text message viewed by The Wall Street Journal, “we will need to use surrogates.”

“Legion Level before the apocalypse’

He needs to start paying taxes. This is no genius. I am so tired of this I bet my tested IQ is higher.

Lady Emsworth's avatar

I bet your DOG'S IQ tested higher. . .

I thought "Idiocracy" was a comedy. Now i realise it was a documentary.

Mary Hall's avatar

Orwell's "1984" was written as a warning, but Rethuglicans are using it as a handbook.

Nancy's avatar

Hell, even Machiavelli's "The Prince" was written as SARCASM. Everyone forgets that /everything else he wrote/ was in staunch defense of democracies, republics, you name it kind of governments. He was in PRISON for mouthing off to a prince, so he decided to write something indicating how terrible princes are, in the hopes that the rest of the world would agree and not put up with them any more. X-P

He never intended it to be a HANDBOOK...poor guy. X-P

If only he'd known about the power of the mighty '/s'... ;-)

HI2thDoc's avatar

More a sociopath than a genius. Manipulative, deceptive, racist, power mad. A fucking plague on humanity

Lucifer "Satan" Mourningstar's avatar

There's no way he can "reach legion-level before the Apocalypse." He doesn't have the sperm for that. Speaking from experience*

Nancy's avatar

LOL! Nah, no diss to your Highness of Darkness, but the meme I saw just suggested he's mainly doing it until he can get one kid that actually /likes/ him. ;)

Good luck there; even Grok hates him... X-D

Blando Calrissian's avatar

He's a total shame. He is no engineer or scientist. People heap praise on him like he is a prophet, but in reality he is just a daddy rich investor who hit it lucky with the whole PayPal thing. Then he invested from there in other stuff. He never earned a college degree, one of the boards got him an honorary one so he wouldn't look weird running the company with no degree. He's just another damn nazi asshat.

Nancy's avatar

He was in the U.S. on a student visa, which he broke by bailing on college. Every chance to stay in this country since then was based on that, which was broken.

He's an illegal alien from Africa; when do we get to deport him? :-/

Ralph Hensley's avatar

Let's start a writing campaign to our Members of Congress on deporting Little Leon because he lied on his application

FTrump And FPutin Too's avatar

I agree wholeheartedly but I have an ask. Can we drop using the name Leon? Can we stick to Elno or Space Nazi or something other than a real name? One of my best friend’s only grandson is named Leon, he is 5 years old and autistic. She is a very progressive activist. I think of all the wonderful people named Leon and I hurt for her, when I hear the name appropriated. Thank you very kindly for considering this.

Dtss's avatar

Noted and done. I will change from leona muskovy (used by me because he has no regard or respect for a female of any age, and is a putin fanboy, enabler and abettor), to lyin’ muskovy. No explanation required.

Much love and respect to Leon and his Grandma!!! 🤩🤩🤩😊😊

ps: 🖕🏻🖕🏻🍊🇷🇺🤡💩

Nancy's avatar

Plus it's confusing at times; I'll look at an older post, after forgetting the "joke," and wonder, "Who's this Leon dude and why is everyone so upset at him?" :-/

Dtss's avatar

😅🤣🤣🤣🤣

Dtss's avatar

A second cult of personality. Largely ignored by msm because leona muskovy is a billionaire. Intelligence = billionaire is not causative. It’s not even a direct correlation.

ps: I am not one to kink shame. But the muskovy revelations seriously make my skin crawl. And eewwwww, if I were interviewing to be the next incubator, I’d heave a giant sigh of relief that I would not have to touch him. 🥴🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

Ralph Hensley's avatar

Paying for sex is either marriage or prostitution. Since Little Leon's not marrying these baby mommas, then he's paying for sex which is against the law in so many states

HI2thDoc's avatar

Why doesn't the "party of family values" call him out for having so many kids out of wedlock? Remember Reagan and his "welfare queen" stereotype, which was a dog whistle against inner city minority women with kids with different fathers? Rethuglicans are the biggest hypocrites

Ralph Hensley's avatar

Are you referring to the same “party of family values“ that are allowing their children to be molested by wolves dressed as false prophets? The same “party of family values“that breaks Grindr whenever there's a convention? The same”party of family values“ that’s worshipping a deranged narcissistic rapist who's afraid to place his hand on a Bible?

Nancy's avatar

Yeah, either the hand or the Bible might burst into flames... X-P

Milret2's avatar

God, I am not a believer in you or any God but you smite with grace and style. Thank you.

Michelle DeAnne's avatar

That is what sniveling greed can get ya. I wish more people who FA like that end up FO.

Flashman58's avatar

Fuck this nitwit. You reap what you sow. Everyone who gets mixed up with Trump gets it up the backside no grease no kiss. He's no different!

HI2thDoc's avatar

Haha, Pillow Man and Rudy Colludy didn't even get an NDA payout like Stormy did. Of course, Stormy is smarter and more principled than those two nitwits.

Gail M Doucette's avatar

Absolutely, she is. Did Shay and Ruby finally get their Court-ordered settlement from Rudy Colludy?

Mary Hall's avatar

Yes, they settled and Rudeflea was able to keep his Floriduh condo.

HI2thDoc's avatar

Ruby and Shea are too smart to want anything in Floriduh

MuneeraKhair's avatar

My Pillow Dude. Rudy I Married My Cousin Oops. Both of them could have saw this abandonment coming if they just took a moment and paid attention to the hoardes of people Trump hasn't paid, abandoned, and left because he's a deadbeat. Ask any lawyer...ok any /real/ lawyer...if they will take a Trump case without cash up front. Come on now.

Nicole's avatar

The town hall MTG was holding wasn’t even in her district. She held it in Acworth which is Cobb County not her district.

Nancy's avatar

That's stupid; if she wanted unthinking support, she -- oh.

"Never mind." --Rosanne Roseannadanna, Saturday Night Live

Pope Buck I's avatar

Worth noting that MTG's town hall was pre-screened and limited to Republican voters. Yes, MAGA folks, keep in mind YOU TOO can be declared a librul terrorist just for questioning Your Betters! Don't step out of line!

Aggman's avatar

Keep smiting away and maybe, just maybe, eventually you can help bring down the two most evil people in our country and maybe world, Dr Evil Musk and Lord DJ Trump.

Nancy's avatar

"Honorary" doctorate, no doubt... X-D

Jan Frederick's avatar

I bet Grassley either doesn't run again or doesn't get re-elected. When you got farmers yelling at you, it's time to go! Moron Taylor Goon showed us that no matter how much you try to keep unhappy people out of your town hall, you won't stop them all from getting in! Thanks for the smites, God!! Amen! Awomen! Ramen!

M. Ocampo McIvor's avatar

Awomen! Ramen! Can I borrow this?? 🙏😂

Jan Frederick's avatar

Actually, the Awomen! came from God's Substack and I have been using it for about 6 months. The Ramen! came from another Substack named Bender who used to reply to me several times so I started using it, too. I wouldn't say that they were mine to loan, but no one has objected to me using them.

Nancy's avatar

I think 'Ramen!' comes from the fine folks at the church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (https://www.spaghettimonster.org/), and with ramen being a type of noodle... X-D

Dawn Epstein's avatar

Please continue to share the good news like this.

Even small wins uplift my soul right now, and I'm especially thrilled when good people stand up for the Constitution, regardless of what hats they wear when they do it.

Nancy's avatar

Amen! Awomen! Ramen! :D

Old Man Kerapsak's avatar

I can only hope, God, that you continue to smite every member of Trump‘s cabinet. And then move onto all those who surround and support him. And then, of course, to Trump and Musk themselves. Smite, god, Smite!!!

Leroy Jenkins's avatar

ha! i’ll give him an incels old body pillow to cry into, but only if it never gets washed.

Lady Emsworth's avatar

You're never broke when you have a billionaire for a friend.

I mean - look how trump jumped in to help poor old Giuliani out!