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Wookiee Monster's avatar

Whenever Mad Marge has a hissy fit, you know it’s because something has hit a nerve deep down inside her and given her a fleeting moment of self-awareness that she isn’t equipped to handle.

Dawna Stromsoe's avatar

Definitely. Like when people mention the Jan 5, 2021 would-be bomber and her name in the same sentence.

Nancy's avatar

Was that the one she'd given a GUIDED TOUR of the route to the day before...? :)

GigiDimeg's avatar

Mad Madge is good, too.

John Pullen's avatar

Known as Empty Gee around here.

Lisa Dekker's avatar

The only way the letters c h r I s t are remotely applicable to MTG, is in the term Christo-fascist. Which is a nazi of a different color…

Jane in NC's avatar

Imagine being so pathetic you can't stand having your 'christianity' challenged by a chatbot. What a performative ✝️❄️

Carol's avatar

Love it! SMITE!!!

Karen Schaaf's avatar

That was awesome!!!!

Patricia Norwood's avatar

If I laugh my ass off on earth, will The Lord make sure I meet it again in Heaven?

🙏🏼

God's avatar

Yup! I godchu

Wendy Burton's avatar

Fabulous. You are a God of few words.

Andrea Tuthill 🇺🇸🏴🇮🇷🇨🇦's avatar

But, by You you sure make them count, God😝😝😝

David Stewart's avatar

Did Grok taze her for questioning his responses?

Nancy's avatar

No, because Grok has more compassion than that. :-/

Hey, Jesus! Are You moonlighting on the 'Net and using Grok as Your secret identity? :D

SLMontgo's avatar

Among the multitude of MTG's ignorances, there is only one "e" in judgment. God knows.

SLMontgo's avatar

Yes, and we don't insert unnecessary "u"s in word that already are completely understandable. Don't even get me started on the "comma/quotation mark" issue.

Jennifer's avatar

“lol,” she said

Nancy's avatar

From what I hear, the Webster dictionary that was first published in the brand new, fledgling United States /deliberately/ had words changed from their "ew, British English! Icky!!" spelling. ;)

That's how we get things like "worshiping" here (and I get yelled at by Spellcheck when I spell it "worshipping"; I have to tell it to learn that form), when leaving off the second 'p' would mean it's pronounced "wohr-SHIPE-eeng"...

On the other hand, I'm a big fan of "z" versus "s" for a lot of things...like "criticize" vs. "criticise," amirite? ;)

SLMontgo's avatar

Aha! We share the "worshiping/worshipping" issue, too. Agree re "z."

Sooz Hall's avatar

Fellow Wordnerds! And how’s that for a wretched neologism!🤣⚡️😂

SLMontgo's avatar

We are unique, thanks to you 😎♥️

Jessica Moats's avatar

Speaking of words… I cringe every time a (hypocritical) Christian uses the word “discernment.”

Scott Bernstein's avatar

We should get this in a "peach tree" dish ASAP and investigate it more closely under a microscope. Oh, and in a related story, if Jewish space lasers were real, that vile, sub-human stink hole would have been vaporized a long time ago.......

Nancy's avatar

Maybe that's what really happened to his little ear owie! :D

'Cause it sure didn't look like a "graze" by an AR-15, or whatever the make/model/etc. of the gun was... X-P

Scott Bernstein's avatar

As worthwhile a theory as any.......

Elaine M's avatar

Right on God, and Grok! This individual was clearly missing the compassion gene.

HI2thDoc's avatar

When she is consigned to the flames, God, please use whatever you have with former underling Satan to put as many coals on the fire as possible

Nancy's avatar

(The way I hear it, he never really STOPPED working for God, but you didn't hear that from me... ;-D)

Anja's avatar

Thank you making me smile from ear to ear and of course laughing. She is the worst of mankind, I often wonder how she was raised. 🤔 I probably know the answer, but why doesn’t anyone check into her background? Just curious.🤷🏻‍♀️ She looks like a cavewoman to me.

Derek Smith's avatar

Bite-sized smiting, oh God. The brevity of your supernal postings, with their incisive details of the foibles of the weak vessels we humans prove to be, gives me joy, yea, even exaltation!

Robot Bender's avatar

(Wiping beer off his tablet) 😆 🤣 😂