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Jan Frederick's avatar

Funny, Mitch never said all of those "truthful" things when it may have helped PREVENT the Fascist regime from getting into power. Too late, Mitch. The damage has been done so don't bother saying it now. It means nothing.

God, please bless the attorneys, Sassoon and Scotten, who resigned yesterday instead of doing the work of Satan. They may not deserve a full pardon, but give them the benefit of the doubt. Thank you, God! Amen! Awomen!

HI2thDoc's avatar

Burn, McConnell, burn. If I'm down there with you, which according to Xtians I, as an atheist will be, I intend to put as much fuel on your fire as possible

deniway's avatar

All Republicans = LIARS

Lois T's avatar

God, I absolutely agree with you and I said much the same thing on social media...mine was, "McConnell has been one of the single-most enablers and empowerers of Trump, and the god-awful Constitution-preverting people (white men, mostly) he installed on the Supreme Court. So, he can take his pretended "dissent" or care for other people who will die and succumb to diseases like polio, thanks to his highly immoral and aggressive actions to destroy our democracy, and shove it."

Scott Bernstein's avatar

If ever the phrase, "too little, too late" applied to something, this is it. He's one of the worst pieces of shit in the history of this country. And, that filthy fuck just keeps on giving because even when that shit stain drops dead, the Democratic Governor can't simply replace him with a Democratic appointment. Check me if I'm hopefully wrong, but isn't Kentucky a special election state if a vile jerk-off like McConnell drops dead? Either way, please pick up the pace and drop dead......

Follow The Money - cui bono's avatar

I'm not sure if I should laugh or cry lately, but this line had me doing both!

"Either way, please pick up the pace and drop dead......"

Scott Bernstein's avatar

We gotta find ways to laugh in and around the total fucking lunacy. We are in the deepest, darkest corner of the Twilight Zone right now...........

Nancy's avatar

Yeah, I keep looking for the "signpost" that points _out_ of this Twilight Zone and back to a better reality ("She WON in your universe?? Sweet! :D")...

CaptJim's avatar

Moscow Mitch is responsible for at least 3 questionable supreme court justices, 1 mad president, and 70,000,000, give or take a few, pissed off citizens. Let's award him a condo on the new Musk estate on Mars.

Nancy's avatar

Nah. If we let them do space colonization, let them just be dropped off without any return ships back...or forward. ;->

Pamela Gross's avatar

I hope every Republican who voted for Trump gets some sort of karma or pay back that affects them or a close relative. Sounds petty, but I’m so incredibly angry at these racist, fascist POS, I’ll take my chances.

Peaceful Mary T.'s avatar

Pamela, I was thinking the same thing earlier today! I keep thinking about my 'Christian" friends (who I don't pay any attention to anymore), who believe they are so fucking special and I hope they get to the pearly gates and get a HUGE surprise. They helped cause this disaster and I don't know if I can ever speak to them again.

Nancy's avatar

And they're so bloody hypocritical, a lot of them; I still remember those dweebs coming out of a sermon based on the Beatitudes, where (iirc) He was talking about things like mercy, tolerance, reassurance, etc., etc., etc., all those nice things, and the grumblers were muttering, "Where'd that stupid woke gibberish come from?!" X-P

Teresa's avatar

McTurtle and the other MAGATS will burn in Hell forever. And so will any IDIOT who supports that POS in the White House. Not President Melon Head, the other guy. Even in my wildest nightmares, I could not possibly imagine how insane things would become. It hasn't even been a month. God help us all.

Nancy's avatar

What it's reminding me of is The Blitzkrieg, where a postage stamp-sized (vs., say, the Soviet Union or U.S.) country was rushing everything they could to grab onto the most resources and territory they could, before the bigger countries caught up to them and stomped them flat (we might've jumped in earlier, if not for a) our isolationism, and b) a lot of the "home-grown" Nazis that didn't disagree with Hitler; and Stalin was "buddies" with Hitler until the idiot decided to invade Russia).

But Hitler's non-white allies, the Japanese (and I have no doubt whatsoever they would've been dumped the instant Hitler didn't feel the need for them any more; I doubt they would've divided up America between them), went against a lot of their own better judgement and "woke the sleeping giant." Between our industrial capabilities and the Soviet Union's population (and don't forget China, who was more than happy by then to tell the Japanese to kindly fuck off, considering WWII started THERE FIRST), yeah, I doubt Germany could've continued.

Though it's a good thing their heavy water experimentation (aka how to make A-bombs) was interfered with... :-/ Ironically, Japan was also working on that too, but was running out of uranium. Their good buddy Germany heard about that and shipped some over to them, which we intercepted. Good thing, since we were running low, too... Ultimately, the Japanese did get their shipment, eventually, only this time via air mail -- sorry, that was bad. :(

So, these idiots are doing their best to blast through just about everything, before they can get stomped. ;)

Teresa's avatar

Wow. VERY well said. I appreciate your knowledge, and insight. I remember when they were sending our troops, (guys my age) to Viet Nam, to "combat communism." I was in High School. SO, it turned out to be about oil, or some other commodity. Like Iran, Iraq, "shock and awe" sure worked out well, huh. Imperialism isn't confined to Europe or any other part of the world. GREED is universal. What's sad is that our democracy is probably ending soon. Absolute rulers appear to be back in style. Monarchs, poobahs, despots, dictators....while millions of people have nothing. Not even the bare essentials. Yeah, well.....they can have my 1960's mobile home. Come and get it. Take my 90's car, too. Help yourself. I like movies, and lately it's been Excalibur meets Empire of the Sun. You can't make this shit up, that's for sure. It's so surreal. Anyway, thanks for your brilliant commentary, YOU rock. Thanks. (I'm watching Mr. Smith Goes to Washington. Talk about irony.)

Christie sebo's avatar

For people to see the light is to admit that they were once blind. For Mitch, he was mostly blind, in that one eye he turned. And turned and turned.

Gisele Dubson's avatar

Absolutely agree about Mitch. He’s definitely going to the bad place. Thanks for the memes.

Scott Bernstein's avatar

"Bad Place?" He's already in Kentucky. Tough to downgrade from there.......😉

Samantha's avatar

A short additional comment, dear God. If you are a woman and you live in a red state, move, if you can, to a blue state. The red states are bleeding doctors and teachers, librarians and so many other people of all walks. Leaving the red states starves them of their tax base, something about which they are not happy. Anything and everything, big or small, that we can do to throw monkey wrenches into their works is a very good thing. And, if we do not engage now, it will be too late. They are tearing it all apart as fast as they can. The courts can do so much and we the people have to do the rest.

Mindy OkayIloveyoubyebye's avatar

To You, God:

If You still have Lucifer's ear, please remind him that Turdle the Fuckface should be dismembered upon arrival because he belongs in more than one circle of hell.

He never denounced the Teabagging Birthers. He stalled everything in the Senate to the point of terminal political constipation.

And need we speak of Jan 6? At least his money-sucking wife had the decency to resign. But not Itchy Mitchy. He showed one minute of having a strong, brass uterus ... and then it was back to his fragile, frail, wimpy balls.

I wish him the death he tried to give the millions of us who couldn't obtain healthcare and finally could. May it be just as horrifying and painful. If not moreso. 💙

Nancy's avatar

He vowed Obama would be "a one-term president" and obstructed him every step of the way. X-P

Samantha's avatar

Oh, man. While Mump is busy having his tech boy mini me's doxx the entire country, we need to do something very different. Unsurprisingly, I have some thoughts on the matter. Okay, Mump has made rotten hash out of our federal government. But the feds and the incompetent, stupid and evil people destroying it have forgotten something crucial. The individual states have a high degree of independence from the fed. The governors and AG's of the blue states have been working since the last time the -ump part of Mump sat in the oval. They have formed a loose coalition to help protect their citizens from the predations of the fools in Congress and the White House. If you live in a blue state, call your state reps, your state AG and your governors office and find out what your people are doing and how you can help. Check out grassroots organizations, such as Indivisible, and lend your talents. There is so much we can do to push back, but people have to engage. Look, the chances are very good that this country may fracture. The only hope we have in preventing this or, at least, mitigating it is if we engage...work together...support the folk who know what they are doing and are doing it for the right reasons. It is one thing to point out what is going so very wrong. It is vitally important to do so. But action must follow, with each of us doing whatever we can to keep our world from becoming the pile of submissive ash these walking not-quite-human nightmares are planning. Take the info and run with it.

Nancy's avatar

THANK YOU!!! So many times, my husband has the doom-tolling in the background on YouTube that tells us, "Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! You need to know this horrible stuff! Ooh!" "Um, okay! Eek! Thanks for the info! What can we do about it?" "Nothing! Ooh! Ooh!" "Then shut up! You're not helping! >:-/"

One thing to keep in mind, for me and everyone -- check out the 9th and 10th Amendments to the Constitution (still our ultimate Law of the Land; not the Bible, not the Koran, not the Mahabharata, no holy texts), which state: "The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people." and "The powers not delegated to the United States [i.e., the Feds] by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people."

If they can use "States' Rights!!" as a rallying call, so can we...with better effect.

John Jacob's avatar

F*ck Mitch ⭐️🦾🐦‍⬛🦾⭐️

Perhaps Tar and Feathers?

Sandy's avatar

Everyday I come closer to becoming the Linda Blair part from Exorcism. 🤮 I’m doing all I can but I also feel more impotent as well. It’s a roller coaster ride of uncertainty. Thank you for keeping us laughing and buoyed up. We are not going back! I am not going back!

James Gehringer's avatar

Ok god, I’m with you but the drinking meme deserves a second look.

https://leadstories.com/hoax-alert/2025/02/fact-check-hegseth-drink-bourbon-nato-press-conference.html

Look forward to some clarification.

John Pullen's avatar

So it's gin ... or vodka ... or aquavit....

James Gehringer's avatar

Might be but if the meme is fake as Trump I do not want to see it here.

Nancy's avatar

Could be like ginger ale or ginger beer (neither with any alcohol), but frankly, I doubt it. I bet he "found Jesus! :D" just long enough to pass his appointment test (and probably had a few dozen celebratory drinks after his confirmation). X-P

James Gehringer's avatar

I’m with you on that also.

Sandy's avatar

Thanks; I wondered about that. Seemed very unlikely even for these degenerates.

Sandra Steffen's avatar

hey Mitch, while you're burning in hell, don't forget that you've been smitten by God himself. . . .