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Barbara Olsen's avatar

Dearest God,

What would it take for you to smite all the MAGAts? I have a coffee can full of quarters and one that has the rest of my spare change...I can scrounge up a bit more money if that's not enough.

Just one grand, mega Smite is all I ask.

Lady Emsworth's avatar

Everyone - look down the backs of you sofas, and turn that Lazee-Boy upside down!

Barbara Olsen's avatar

Just keep an eye out for old Couch Surfin' Vance!

Jan Frederick's avatar

Ooooo! I'm in! I have a dish with my keys that has a couple dollars of change in it!!

John S. Way's avatar

I can spare $20 and some change!

Kari's avatar

🙏🏽SMITE! 🙏🏽SMITE! 🙏🏽SMITE! 🙏🏽

Ileana Lozano's avatar

Panama to Donold—“shut your mouth, pendejo.” 🤣😂🤣

Sally Flynn's avatar

He's such a blow hard. Actually, he doesn't have the power to do any of the take overs. He probably doesn't know it.

Follow The Money - cui bono's avatar

Love the Trailer Park Boys reference.

It has been my concern for years, but is now heightened, that he will be in an alliance with putin, n korea, and other authoritarian leaders to start a world war. This can’t end well because he’ll attempt to nuke someone. The only hope we have is the generals refusing to obey. Congress will be useless. 😔

the real pambo's avatar

Dear God, all this talk of grabbing Greenland and the Panama Canal sounds awfully familiar! This has Vladimir’s fingerprints all over it. CF45 is his ventriloquist doll, spewing all sorts of world domination nonsense. If he is friendly with the dictators and authoritarians, from whom would we need protection?

KHKate's avatar

Yes, he's Petit Putin Puto Putano.

John Jacob's avatar

Buckle up Folks!

If you think it’s bad now, just wait until February…

Four years ahead, nothing but a Sad American Circus 🎪 to enjoy from now until however this feverish nightmare ends, so prepare!

Do NOT remain silent, support local and national resistance groups including the ACLU*, disconnect from toxic family, friends and colleagues, volunteer if possible, keep vigilant and be careful…

The Resistance Dude Abides*

⭐️🦾🐦‍⬛🦾⭐️

HI2thDoc's avatar

Unfortunately, our political landscape is littered with empty, broken, hugely sociopathic characters like him. He may be the most glaring example of pathological personality traits, but there are so many other malevolent douchebags. We see where this is leading us, even as these sociopaths preach fundy religious ideals that they themselves don't follow.

Jan Frederick's avatar

Maybe he could just take a black marker (like the one he does the weather with) and make name changes on a map or globe. He could redraw boundaries, too. The EU said yesterday that they will not let him take Greenland, so prepare for another temper tantrum! And he can't make Canada part of the US. Where is all of the people moving away from him going to go? God, I think it is time for a major smite! Thank you, God! Amen! Awomen!

deniway's avatar

Assolini is sucking all the air out of the room because people are talking about the wondefulness of a truly great president- Jimmy Carter. I am reading Barbara Olsen's post below and wondering the same thing - why can't we see justice for all the BAD this guy has done??? He will get a mark on his "permanent record" for the 34 felonies he is convicted of. He hasn't paid a single cent to E. Jeanne Carrol nor Grand Rapids for that matter. Jonah didn't want to see the Ninevites get out of being SMOTE, but they repented (Story of Jonah Chap 4). This guy???!!! He doesn't know the word repent! Why God??? Why does he always get a "Get out of jail Free" card?

Javajunkie's avatar

With no one is willing to shout in the dark. Be very cautious of Hegseth being head of DOD. He’ll be saying “Yawoll Mein Fuhrer!” to carry out DonOLD’s insane adventures: Panama Canal, Gulf of America, Greenland. No promises kept regarding lowering prices, and still the overhanging untruth that Tariffs won’t be a regressive tax on the poorest Americans. Billionaires will continue to enjoy making gobs of money. Stand by for more…

Dan Beach's avatar

Donold is drunk with power. Hopefully he will explode, and be held somewhere without media to detox - preferably for at least 4 years.

Laurie Lawrence's avatar

Le Resistance should surely be our fight song!

Lady Emsworth's avatar

Yes. You have no idea how much I'd like to say "Fuck off, Uncle Fucka!" to DJT. And Musk.

birdmom410's avatar

I have to admit, my first thought when I saw this headline was "which one?" 🙄

kimmyedmonton's avatar

Loved this. South Park is my fave

Michelle DeAnne's avatar

Every day is weirder than the last, and that moron isn't even in office yet.

John S. Way's avatar

What Donold forgets is that even IF we went to war with Canada, there are significant chunks of our military machine that would refuse to work and a lot of folks who would gladly defect to the "enemy" because they have better healthcare and would actually treat them like human beings. How quickly the economy would collapse and Don the Con would perhaps find himself at the center of a mob he would NOT like.